The Primordial Project

The Primordial Project

By Dakota Brown and Ryan LandComedyArtsLeisureDesign
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The Primordial Project episodes

  • Second Age: The Saints
    Our new heroes discover a present threat, awaken a sleeping giant, and usher in a new era of acceptance. This band of adventurers has a lot to take on this week...
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tune!
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    59 min
  • Second Age: Fresh Faces
    After the events of a The Spilling, a unique band of adventurers will emerge at the perfect time. Can they become the heroes that the world needs before it's too late?
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan / @howstarwarsisit ) for our amazing theme tune!
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    1 hr 4 min
  • Second Age: The Spilling
    The finale of our look at the first major battle in the world! Who came out on top, and where do the losers stand? Plus new discoveries lie on the horizon that will shake the world to its core.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tune! Check out Josiah's new pod, How Star Wars Is It?, right here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/how-star-wars-is-it/id1454705203?mt=2
    Send Lore Breaks to [email protected]
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    1 hr 1 min
  • Second Age: Battles & Bargains
    The day has come. All the armies have assembled and The Shatter will never be the same. Old faces return, new technologies are unveiled, and it all happens on the battlefield.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tune!
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    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    1 hr 2 min
  • Second Age: The Gnomish Plot
    This week the boys start to explore a plot orchestrated by the most influential Gnomes in the world. In doing so they answer some questions about Gnomes as a race, revisit some old characters, and rediscover some magic items along the way. Threads tie together in this Part II of 4?
    Send Lore Breaks to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tune
    57 min
  • Second Age: Seeds of War
    The groundwork for the first major military conflict in the world is being laid. Times are changing, betrayals are plentiful, and new heroes are being formed. Who will emerge victorious in this clash for The Shatter? Plus, a great new Lore Break from our good pal Kris, aka @InnKeepersD20
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tune!
    Send Lore Breaks to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    1 hr 8 min
  • Second Age: Of Dragons & Drugs
    The all-seeing world builders set their gaze upon the city of Faradel, The Mist, and their leader Promethax as the Shattering changes the flow of gold. Plus, litius is discovered to do more than just enchant weapons, it may also enchant the mind.
    Thanks to Jax, for the great Lore Break!
    And a big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tunes!
    Send us a Lore Break at [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    1 hr 17 min
  • Second Age: New Horizons
    As new problems begin to form in The Shatter a new city begins to form, and new leaders along with it. Two gnomes attempt to write themselves into history as the world picks up the pieces.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    Send us a question or a Lore Break to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    59 min
  • Second Age: The Oasis
    The world faces the consequences of two new powerful items from the Brother and the Sister. Some ways of life are born, some are destroyed. Dwarves begin to uncover the origins of everything, while the Elves start to feel the winds of change. All of this tied together with musical references, cinematic scenes, and Lore Break by our very own Dakota Brown.
    Send a Lore Break to [email protected] we'd love to feature you!
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tune!
    58 min
  • Second Age: Divine Tears
    This week we invent some magical items that could reshape the world. Mind control, communing with the dead, and sucking the magic out of the world all become possible. Plus another great Lore Break from Kris.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@Thefor our amazing theme tune!
    Send us a question or a Lore Break to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    Meditation Impromptu 01 by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100163
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/
    A Turn for the Worse - Sadness by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/?keywords=worse
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/
    1 hr 6 min

About The Primordial Project

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Ryan Land and Dakota Brown come together week after week and meticulously craft a fantasy world from scratch from the primordial beginnings to the inevitable apocalypse. These two best friends throw spaghetti at the wall and see what looks neat. Don't forget your pants and also shoes!