The Primordial Project

The Primordial Project

By Dakota Brown and Ryan LandComedyArtsLeisureDesign
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The Primordial Project episodes

  • Second Age: Religions
    The Primordial boys make good on one of their Absolute Wants and jump from culture to culture defining their religions and the Artisans.
    Thanks to @InnKeepersD20 for the Lorebreak.
    Send us a question or a Lore Break to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    1 hr 4 min
  • Second Age: Introduction
    Season 2 Premiere!
    Dakota and Ryan begin to set the scene for a whole new Age in their world. They discuss repercussions, absolute wants/don't wants, and the possibility of a new tag line. Jump on in for a world continued...
    Send us a question or a Lore Break to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    Thanks to Chris (@InnkeepersD20) for the Lore Break this week!
    And as always big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@TheJosiahMan) for our amazing theme tune!
    54 min
  • First Age: Recaptured
    The boys truncate 600 years into a bite sized chunk so you can catch up or refresh yourself as we prepare to jump into a whole new age.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    Send us a question or a Lore Break to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    52 min
  • Holiday Special (with Josiah Robinson!)
    Happy holidays to all our listeners! We're joined this week by our good friend and music extraordinaire, Josiah Robinson. (He composed our theme tune.)
    These three boys create an all new culture spanning holiday, and discuss the Baba Yaga, the biology of D&D breeding, and many more TOTALLY HOLIDAY THEMED TOPICS.
    Hope you guys enjoy and have a happy Allcreas!
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    Send us a question or a Lore Break to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    1 hr 15 min
  • First Age: Finale
    Through feeling pretty sicky, the boys wrap up the first age of the world and begin to look forward to a new era. Pens are lost. Taglines are forgotten. What kind of Age has it been?
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    Send us a question or a Lore Break to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @primordialpod
    59 min
  • First Age: A Fitting End
    Dakota and Ryan initiate the beginning of the end of the First Age... Arcane energy creates drastic geographic change, new enemies arise, and a familiar face shows his true power.
    Plus, gods learn to juggle in a very special Lore Break from our friends over at Dungens and Dragnos.
    Find us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @PrimordialPod
    Send us a Lore Break or a question: [email protected]
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    1 hr 3 min
  • First Age: Volcanic Origins
    Amidst pen talk and alignment soap-boxes, the boys build a volcano that was suggested by a listener. We give it a past and future (?), plus some goings on in the bowels of the mountain stir things up in the West.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    Keep up with us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook! @PrimordialPod
    Send us an e-mail or a Lore Break! [email protected]
    1 hr 10 min
  • First Age: Enter Tieflings
    This week Ryan and Dakota name a dragon (with listener assistance), introduce a new race to the world, get metaphysical, and fan the spark of a revolution. The world is changing fast and we can barely keep up...
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson for our amazing theme tune!
    Follow us on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook: @PrimordialPod
    Send us a question or a Lore Break: [email protected]
    Leave us a review and we'll read it on air!
    1 hr 15 min
  • First Age: Tension, Cities, & New Arrivals
    This week the boys turn the clock forward 100 years to see how their world has changed. Elves get hostile, a new city begins, humans stake their claim, and a new challenger appears.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@BoxcarShakedown) for our amazing theme tune!
    Keep up with us on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram! @PrimordialPod
    Send us a question or Lore Break! [email protected]
    1 hr 19 min
  • First Age: Crimes & Killers
    In their 10th (!) episode, the boys discuss organized thievery that forms up in the mountains thanks to a shady overlord, and a band of monster hunters with loose morals and even looser allegiances. Thanks for joining us for our 10th week! We could have made it this far without you.
    Big thanks to Sydney Buschmann (@just_syd95) for our beautiful art, and Josiah Robinson (@BoxcarShakedown) for our amazing theme tune, and lore break reading!
    Keep up with us on Twitter/Faceboook/Instagram: @PrimoridialPod
    Send us Lore Breaks or questions! [email protected]
    1 hr 7 min

About The Primordial Project

From the publisher's feed

Ryan Land and Dakota Brown come together week after week and meticulously craft a fantasy world from scratch from the primordial beginnings to the inevitable apocalypse. These two best friends throw spaghetti at the wall and see what looks neat. Don't forget your pants and also shoes!