Hello kids! I know it’s been a whole week…right the pod didn’t start here but NB asked a very important question!

Why is your pillow smelling like GizDodo….how this Congolese native knows about GizDodo is beyond me but nevertheless the question still stands.

One for you all to ponder during the week.

You know how crappy footballers make the best pundits, well it’s kinda similar to what we specialise in at the pull up podcast! Social commentaries on millionaires and baby moms when we are broke(god forbid) and babyless (for now) sorry about the brackets, I’m Nigerian and words are powerful. But following that trend, I think that’s why we are the best podcasters in London.

The day of vindication finally came for your Boy Gbengz, you know how he is the Undisputed SUS champion of the world ? Well apparently according to the Tiktok philosophers, the most SUS is usually the straightest in the group! So ladies you know where to find him! - The rest of the “Alpha Males” of the pod looking real funny in the light!

We spoke about more stuff but like, we recorded this last Wednesday and my heads hurting now, I’d tell you it’s a funny one but that’s like saying the sun will rise tomorrow! Duh nigga!

Anyways! TPUP to the world and back #flatearthTheory

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You know that friend that ghosts from social media so their friends can miss them? yep that was me... but I'm back now. no one missed me so i wont be trying that again (lol cap) 

Hmmm rocked at the oscars? what could this mean? what kind of cryptic title! I reckon you have to listen to it to really get it uno. 

We paid 29£ per hour to play games this week! Cheap rates right, check out SoapBoxx Studios - you don't even need a wristband to get in. 

You know you can get educational content here, your boy SP takes us back to why Irish People get along with Black People! Love an educated black man...get my boy on TEDx

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Mandem you know that green shampoo that we've all used! well they sponsored this episode so that's why it's heavy on the male grooming. it does get quite graphic. keywords such as girth and vein are used and I'm sorry I can't give you more context than that, but it's not as bad as it sounds ?? 

Petty Prices. - Yeh that is the tweet. if i write more it will be my thirteenth letter and you people will accept it like that. 

If i do die, please throw a na night? 9night ? i don't know sha just wear all white and drink wray and nephew on my behalf. 

enjoy the ep kids! Pulllllllllllllll

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This is the tale of two Nigerian Boys! Both named David! As fate would have it these two boys had sold out shows recently. Who am I talking about ? Davido and SatanDave. The boys discussed the stories of these two young men, apparently one is a spoken word artist and the other is an afrobeat champion. 

staying on the topic of concerts, Nathan and Joel having been joining moshpits and I don't know how to feel about that, one thing is for sure Nathan's mature title is looking real funny in the light. 

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Doing this podcast has made me realise than one day I can be dedicated to one woman! 75 bloody episodes ffs. Tell me this isn't the definition of for better and for worse? 

Pandemic came - still podding 

Our Government Moving mad - still podding 

Wars and rumours of war - Still podding 

Indomie cost 11.50 per box - still podding. 

Have you ever seen a stronger picture of resilience? no. 

Anyways sorry, I didn't write a description last week, we were mourning the loss of our harddrive, please keep us in your prayers in this difficult time. But we back, this week we spoke about Putin and the madting. 

Also puzzle me this yeh, but how can the words 'I'm Pregnant" mean two different things depending on who it's coming from, the mandem really wrestled with this question. Conclusion, we all got celibacy bracelets after the pod. If you see any of these boys in the street please do not offer them cooch. - HR

side note, human resources is a good nickname for.....

Anyways enjoy 

3,2,1 тянуть

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Send 50k. 

I really didn't want to write anything else so you know how serious that 50k demand is, cah Peter is actually hurt. But you're selfish, you wanna know what we spoke about before listening! 

First and foremost! Je Suis Zouma! La Puissance! Ngolo  Ngolo Kante! if you know you know!  Ngl I think we need a column in the UK Financial Times news paper, because no one is talking about the economic impact East Asian Influence is having in west and central Africa. If any politician see this, click the link in our bio to get in touch, we will be happy to TPUP on LBC! 

Guys if you send that 50k we promise we will invest back home! also google the word Diaspora, you will need it for this episode!

Legacy Legacy Legacy, according to JB there is nothing more important than Legacy. That is why he is willing to let the mandem go down for a crime we all committed even though there is a way we could get out of it (sn!tch1ng).

If you don't send 50k, don't say TPUP.

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Hmmm sorry i have no explanation! maybe you can help me. Why did Nathan, you might know him as NB, think "drop top c*ck" was an acceptable title ?  8 marks

listen forget the title, we actual spoke about the wealth disparities of the UK and cities such as Atlanta! i voted for the title "UK boys, America Dreaming!" look how poetic that sounds. I should probs copyright before Cench uses it as his album title. 

I won't lie to you, this description box is a safe space so i endeavour to be honest. and in the spirit of honesty we did get on to those baggy c*ck niggas! 

If you're offended please pay for some Body Positivity classes for us! we are just ignorant black boys ! do your bit for the community !

love always xx

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