Imagine actually listening to a podcast lol

All of the words I said in this episode appeared in word clouds over my head as I said them and they’re still just floating up there. They’re starting to go bad and stink up my house.

This episode was made-to-order at a Dunkin' Donuts for some freak who just wanted "whatever makes sense."

Everyone was harmed in the making of this podcast episode. Everyone.

Everyone get off the internet. It's my turn to use it.

Everything I say and do on this one was foretold in The Prophecy. So, not my problem.

They should invent a podcast worth listening to. In the meantime, here's this.

I can tell by your vibes you want to click play on this episode. You're giving out classic "I'm gonna listen to your podcast" energy.

If you click play on this podcast, demons will come into your home. Premium Listeners who subscribe to the Silver Tier get 6-month demon protection free.

I'm having an episode. Actually I'm having an entire season.