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For every play this gets, I receive a coin like I'm some kind of Mario.

Found this episode in between some couch cushions.

This episode was entered in the Library of Congress archives by a mouse that ran across a computer keyboard at the right time. It was in the news.

*comes up to you in an annoying way* hey you should check out my podcast where it's me talking the whole time

Please don't hit the play button and make my voice come out of your computer. It hurts me.

A podcast is like a book for your ears. Ok let's see you try to write these little synopses for every episode, hotshot.

Community Factcheck Notes: The man referred to in the episode as "Santa Claus" is fake. Did this note help? Click yes for yes. Click no for no.

Might click my mouse and surf the web later today. New year, new me.

This episode was made out of macaroni and papier-mâché but you can barely tell.