The Question Guys

Cornell puts the pressure on The Q Guys this week when he informs Joe that their task is to come up with their own 10 Commandments (that don't include the original 10). You'll want to listen closely to this one to find out how Team Q fares against Team M (Moses) in bringing a killer tablet back to the people. Don't forget the 11th commandment is email us @ [email protected]

Is this an exercise podcast? Will Joe start roiding? Is Stefan trolling Cornell and Joe? Wait, isn't he going to be the best man and their wedding? Lots of questions.

Is that still not enough for you, you podcast glutens?!

Also on this episode... Cornell hates his own word for pizza (Yummers!), has a new take on The Chinese Room, and FINALLY draws the episode in Jornellguesa. And Joe shares his adventures in birthday donuts.

What starts off as a discussion of the famous philosophy thought experiment THE CHINESE ROOM, turns into a discussion of Cornell's ideal language which can best be summed up in one word: Titicaca! (Loving that word is the KEY to loving yet another classic episode of THE QUESTION GUYS!)

This minisode is all about two things: 1) Stefan's killer email about the last episode and 2) trying to finally get Cornell to shut up about his issues with the proverb "the squeaky wheel gets the grease." Will Joe & Stefan succeed? Listen to find out!

Cornell asks Joe what he would do if he magically turned into a mouse like Stuart Little during the recording of the podcast. Would he sneak into pizza boxes? Would he murder? Would he make a bunch of mice babies and raise them as his own even after he returned to humanity? On this week's episode you'll find out if he'll be a bad boy or a "mice" guy!

Joe and Cornell time travel to Monday's episode and discuss all that they've learned since then. (FYI they've learned nothing.) They also discuss another phenomenal email from their pal, Stefan. And finally, per usual, Cornell derails the entire minisode by going back to his vicious takedown of the expression "the squeaky wheel gets the oil".

Joe asks Cornell when and where he would go if he could travel back in time. Would he go back to see the dinosaurs? Or would he screw up, eat a bad berry, and die before he gets to see one? Would he “ground and pound” everyone he sees? Do they have to travel back together? For how long? Time to hop in our Podcast DeLorean and hear The Q Guys discuss these questions and so much more.

In order to review everything discussed this week, Cornell needs to hit the road and skip town. It all starts when Joe takes the show's second caller ever (Cornell) and they tackle a recap of this week's episode and our pal Stefan's newest email. (WARNING: This episode is for those with a "need for speed" - Cornell is driving 83 mph THE WHOLE TIME!)

Cornell brings the heat this week by asking Joe to discuss his favorite words "phonetically speaking". And that's not all: Cornell finally sings his opera and Joe wears a hat! WARNING: This episode contains more naughty words and potty talk than normal.

Saddle up folks, it's time for The Question Guys to take you on a good old fashion Western adventure, by way of the Danube and our resident Freak/Wikipedia/pal Stefan's email.