Quibbles abound as Harry accidentally visits Knockturn Alley thanks to some magical surveillance glitter and a mouthful of fire. Also featuring Malfoy family values, Snape's comic timing, and our second installment of Enchanted Economics. Plus, how J.K. Rowling predicted the pumpkin-spice industrial complex.

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. We welcome Dobby (creepy bugger that he is), wonder whether the Dursleys need to be quite so awful (definitely) and finally visit the Burrow! Also, Heather catches a moth with her bare hands. Magic.

In this bonus episode, we talk about the movie adaptation of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. A+ grownup acting, sweet kid acting, terrible owl acting, and a truly bizarre reptile cameo. Plus, quidditch, now with even more murder!

The grand finale of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Final wizardry exams, more Hagrid problems, extreme pride in the trio's FRIENDSHIP SKILLZ, puzzles on puzzles, and a scary showdown with … ugh, it's just Quirrell? Lame. Also: Why don't wizards have air conditioning?

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Mars is bright tonight. Let's hear it for Hagrid's monster problems, draconian (heehee) wizarding discipline, half-horse stargazers, and Voldemort's villainy. Plus: drowning in Neville tears, and Norbert decapitates his Teddy.

Talking quidditch (what?), the Mirror of Erised (sob), the Sorcerer's MacGuffin, and wizard religion. With special guests, matching Weasley sweaters.

Heather and Alex discuss chapters eight, nine, and ten of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Points of interest: Severus Snape, Hogwarts as vocational school, Quidditch recruiting scandals, self actualization, and Queen Hermione Granger.

In this episode, Heather and Alex break down chapters six and seven of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Topics include magical logistics, new friends and enemies, and House Sociopath. Plus, we sort celebrities into Hogwarts houses!

In the inaugural episode of The Quibbler podcast, Heather and Alex discuss chapters 1-5 of Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone. Thoughts on Uncle Vernon's meltdown, Hagrid, people being mean to orphans, and the fundamental unsoundness of the wizarding economy.