The Ralph Report

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The HARD FACTS about "penis enlargement treatments"! First, Freddie, then Elton ... Who are the next MUSIC STARS that are getting their own film biographies! And, hear from comedian Ben Gleib about why he is running for PRESIDENT!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate the era of BUBBLEGUM POP with ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton brings UK NEWS about the SPICE GIRLS reunion tour! And, are aliens breeding with humans?! (Spoiler alert: No.)

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On today's #TheRalphReport : A lucky listener could win some fabulous prizes on another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Who was the best BATMAN? And, we celebrate another 80's classic on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We introduce our TRR "I Barely Survived" stories! Steve Ashton gives us a lesson in the UK's bloody cuisine! And, of course we talk about AVENGERS: ENDGAME!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More on "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES" (aka "Aunt Becky Goes to Jail")! A spectacular ONE-HIT WONDER featuring Marxism and sexual confusion! And, Eddie Pence plays for one lucky listener who just might win some fabulous cash and prizes (cash not included) in THE GARMY GAME SHOW!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More info about Lori Loughlin and "OPERATION VARSITY BLUES"! ("I don't want your life! ...") Another classic 80's tune for this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, an interview with ERIC BUTTS, the STAR WARS super-fan, about the trolls who attacked him online, and the good folks who rallied around him!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Will Eddie eat a CHINESE ALMOND COOKIE?! Another of your favorite theme songs for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, comic book great, JERRY ORDWAY, talks about his days with SUPERMAN, and, you know, that time when he FREAKING KILLED HIM!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Why "April Fools' Day" blows! A pro photographer talks about Ariana Grande's crazy demands! The weekend's winners and losers at the BOX OFFICE! And a salute to JAMES BOND 007!

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WE'RE BACK! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You might win some fabulous prizes in our new game, "Fake Porn/Real Porn"! Join us in telling some rich people to "Shut The F**K Up!" And, to celebrate the up-coming premiere of the final season of VEEP, we welcome this week's guest, "Jonah Ryan" himself, Tim Simons!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The "First Lady" Kari Garman is today's special co-host! Steve Ashton answers your questions with "Ask A Brit"! "Livvy At The Movies" is back with a review of WONDER PARK! We try to decipher the gibberish of "Mama June"! and speaking of sloppy things, rejoice in NATIONAL SLOPPY JOE DAY!