On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate MARDI GRAS by downing some absinthe and cheeze doodles! Kari stops by to break down the most dramatic BACHELOR episode ever! And, due to popular demand, it's TV TUNE TUESDAY!

On today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the showbiz news, including, a recap of last night's OSCARS! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, teaches us some manners! And, we reveal out TOP THREE TV THEME SONGS!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Daniel Roebuck talks about playing JAY LENO! Kari stops by to breakdown last night's SURVIVOR! More of Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, we explore the three-way world of "triad" relationships!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You won't believe today's song for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Cardi B. abandons us! Where you can get your very own SCRAPPLE! Banks Lee from Attractions magazine with news about the STAR WARS theme park ride! All of that, plus GLITTERY TROLL FARTS!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT, we try to recover from all the excitement of the BIG GAME! (Yawn.) We find the origin of "bandwagon fans"! More thoughts from "Drunk Eddie"! And, our top three "guilty pleasure" movies!

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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at all the showbiz news, including, WONDER WOMAN 3, the return of DR. RUTH, and award show recaps! (Last night's SAG awards and, more importantly, Cardi B's triumph at the AVN porn awards!) More of "Drunk Eddie's Thoughts"! Plus, an appropriately joyous celebration of NATIONAL KAZOO DAY!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Thoughts on Sunday's NFL playoff games! "Bug eating" myths laid to rest! A Ghostbuster vs Ghostbuster beef! We get to the bottom of "screwing the pooch"! Plus, it's another great Justice Leaguer interview with "Wonder Woman" herself, Susan Eisenberg!

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There's a brand-new THE RALPH REPORT to help get you through your Monday! Today's show: The return of the vice-host, Eddie Pence! People who dress up their pets! All the showbiz news! And, this week's supremely funny guest, Bobby Moynihan!

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On today's show we celebrate NATIONAL BOBBLEHEAD DAY! Plus: Phone calls from the Garmy! The Golden Globe winners! The latest theme park news with Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! And, less than two minutes of gloating about the Philadelphia Eagles victory! (Promise!)

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Everyone from THE RALPH REPORT wishes you all the best in 2019!

To celebrate, here's a special episode counting down the TOP TEN moments from THE RALPH REPORT in 2018, as chosen by YOU, the GARMY! Enjoy the look back, and we'll talk to you soon with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT on January 3rd! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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