On today's THE RALPH REPORT, we try to recover from all the excitement of the BIG GAME! (Yawn.) We find the origin of "bandwagon fans"! More thoughts from "Drunk Eddie"! And, our top three "guilty pleasure" movies!

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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: We look at all the showbiz news, including, WONDER WOMAN 3, the return of DR. RUTH, and award show recaps! (Last night's SAG awards and, more importantly, Cardi B's triumph at the AVN porn awards!) More of "Drunk Eddie's Thoughts"! Plus, an appropriately joyous celebration of NATIONAL KAZOO DAY!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Thoughts on Sunday's NFL playoff games! "Bug eating" myths laid to rest! A Ghostbuster vs Ghostbuster beef! We get to the bottom of "screwing the pooch"! Plus, it's another great Justice Leaguer interview with "Wonder Woman" herself, Susan Eisenberg!

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There's a brand-new THE RALPH REPORT to help get you through your Monday! Today's show: The return of the vice-host, Eddie Pence! People who dress up their pets! All the showbiz news! And, this week's supremely funny guest, Bobby Moynihan!

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On today's show we celebrate NATIONAL BOBBLEHEAD DAY! Plus: Phone calls from the Garmy! The Golden Globe winners! The latest theme park news with Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! And, less than two minutes of gloating about the Philadelphia Eagles victory! (Promise!)

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Everyone from THE RALPH REPORT wishes you all the best in 2019!

To celebrate, here's a special episode counting down the TOP TEN moments from THE RALPH REPORT in 2018, as chosen by YOU, the GARMY! Enjoy the look back, and we'll talk to you soon with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT on January 3rd! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Some of you folks wanted CHRISTMAS BLUES by "The Boss" that was featured on THE RALPH REPORT as a separate mp3 download.

Well, here you go! Happy holidays!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our TOP THREE CHRISTMAS MOVIES! We salute MAPLE SYRUP! (Well, one of us does.) Learn the "dos and don'ts" of the AIRPORT SECURITY line! And, the ideal holiday gift, a handkerchief by Colin Hanks, THE HANKS KERCHIEF! (hankskerchiefs.com)

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Today's show: HAPPY MAKE A GIFT DAY! (FYI: No one really likes home-made gifts.) Why would someone buy an old typewriter for $162,500?! Who's Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! "I Had The Wrong Band" musical confessions! And, we try to give a Garmy family a merrier Christmas here: https://www.facebook.com/donate/267808380569396/2171854499747333/

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Enjoy "Christmas When you're Dead" by Sinatra's Ghost!