The Ralph Report

Everyone from THE RALPH REPORT wishes you all the best in 2019!

To celebrate, here's a special episode counting down the TOP TEN moments from THE RALPH REPORT in 2018, as chosen by YOU, the GARMY! Enjoy the look back, and we'll talk to you soon with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT on January 3rd! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Some of you folks wanted CHRISTMAS BLUES by "The Boss" that was featured on THE RALPH REPORT as a separate mp3 download.

Well, here you go! Happy holidays!

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our TOP THREE CHRISTMAS MOVIES! We salute MAPLE SYRUP! (Well, one of us does.) Learn the "dos and don'ts" of the AIRPORT SECURITY line! And, the ideal holiday gift, a handkerchief by Colin Hanks, THE HANKS KERCHIEF! (hankskerchiefs.com)

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Today's show: HAPPY MAKE A GIFT DAY! (FYI: No one really likes home-made gifts.) Why would someone buy an old typewriter for $162,500?! Who's Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! "I Had The Wrong Band" musical confessions! And, we try to give a Garmy family a merrier Christmas here: https://www.facebook.com/donate/267808380569396/2171854499747333/

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Enjoy "Christmas When you're Dead" by Sinatra's Ghost!

WE’RE BAAAAACK! THE RALPH REPORT returns after the Thanksgiving break with: All the SHOWBIZ NEWS! And, we “ASK A BRIT” to get some answers about British slang from UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Plus, Ralph and Eddie reveal their TOP 3 CHRISTMAS SONGS! (Wait 'til you hear Eddie's ...)

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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Finally, the perfect blend of Jesus and Jack Daniel's! Why bowling is the best sport! Who did Ralph play on last night's FAMILY GUY?! 8 y.o. Olivia Garman reviews THE GRINCH! And, the first installment with this week's guest, the hilarious Bobby Slayton!

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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: Killer licorice, loony fanboys, and fake Christmas music! Plus, the "stripper song" Hall Of Fame! And, Part One of this week's celebrity interview with voice-over acting powerhouse, (and "Brain" of PINKY AND THE BRAIN), Maurice LaMarche!

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Today's THE RALPH REPORT: This weekend's TOP TEN films at the box office! What it means when the COPS BUST YOU IN YOUR DREAMS! We bridge the culture gap between the US and the UK with "ASK A BRIT"! And, HAPPY OATMEAL DAY!

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Today's show: More great "MERCH Madness" designs! "Who'd Ralph Play" on last night's FAMILY GUY? The subconscious meaning behind your DREAMS! And, HAPPY NUT DAY!