Alice and Martha analyze Harry's first interaction with the real Mad-Eye Moody, empathize with Tonks's inclination to show off for a celebrity, and poke fun at Lupin's ability (or lack thereof) to flirt. Make sure to finish this episode before the Dursleys return home from the non-existent All-England Best-Kept Lawn Competition! 

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Do squibs have a special gift for communicating with cats? Did Mrs. Polkiss slip something into Dudley's tea? And why is Harry obsessed with going on the run and becoming a fugitive? Alice and Martha (and Bungy) are back to answer your most pressing questions about this chapter! 

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Alice and Martha are beyond excited to start Order of the Phoenix, and the first chapter of the book does not disappoint! Take a seat in the nearest hydrangea patch to eavesdrop as we discuss water skiing budgerigars (water skiing what?!), wilting salads, and Big D's newly acquired affinity for "the noble sport." 

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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Antonio Mazzaro (@acmazzaro) and the Sorting Mustache to sort the characters of Parks and Recreation into Hogwarts houses. 

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The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Chelsea Patton (@chelseakpatton). 

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The Beginning (and the end) of Goblet of Fire has finally arrived! Alice and Martha wrap up the book by breaking down Harry's recovery from the trauma in the graveyard, analyzing Dumbledore's Leaving Feast speech, and discussing the parallels between Harry's first trip on the Hogwarts Express and his trip home in this book. Don't forget to stick around for the presentation of the Chosen Moment! 

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In the penultimate chapter of Goblet of Fire, Alice and Martha marvel at J.K. Rowling's writing abilities, break down Sirius -- er, Snuffles -- and Harry's relationship, and find themselves surprisingly impressed with and proud of a certain Potions professor. 

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Find out if Martha appropriately hyped or over-hyped this long awaited, possibly climactic chapter of the book! If you don't enjoy this episode, Dumbledore's eyes will quit twinkling, and you might realize why he was the only wizard You-Know-Who ever feared. 

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Alice and Martha are once again thrilled to spend an hour and half breaking down a ten page chapter! In this episode, we discuss a wild alternate reality which, of course, involves the shrunken heads, delve into the backstory on why one Scholastic consistency editor may have been fired, and consider reasons for why the graveyard Portkey seems to function differently than other Portkeys in the series. 

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Hello, listener, our slippery friend... Alice and Martha are back to discuss Voldemort's sentimental side, pick apart the specifics of his return to corporeal form, and question J.K. Rowling's math skills, yet again. (We still think you're a genius, Jo!) 

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