Alice and Martha are back to discuss the first night back at Hogwarts! The Sorting Hat branches out a bit, Umbridge has no idea how things are done at Hogwarts, and Harry has a go at Seamus's mam. Make sure you listen to this episode on a full stomach, or you may end up groaning in hunger like Martha! 

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Alice and Martha admire JK Rowling's ability to write chaotic scenes, as evidenced several times throughout Harry's hectic journey back to Hogwarts. The first appearance of Luna Lovegood, the mention of Stubby Boardman and Doris Purkiss, and the return of Wilhelmina, AKA "Queen" Grubbly-Plank make this week's Real Weirdo the toughest decision in recent memory! 

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This episode is well done. Brilliant. Perfect. Great. Alice and Martha are back with their most horrible hearty voices to break down the shoddy reasons Dumbledore gives for not making Harry a prefect, the misguided actions of Moody, and, of course, the woes of Mrs. Weasley. 

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Once again, Alice and Martha discuss the concerning practices of the Wizarding World's criminal justice system, as Harry faces a full trial in front of the Wizengamot. Alice and Martha also take issue with Dumbledore's aloof demeanor, uncover the Bones family catchphrase, and empathize with Mrs. Figg as she take the witness stand. And of course, the character we've all been dreading has finally arrived. 

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Alice and Martha break down everything about Harry's first visit to the Ministry of Magic, from the confusing reverse-numbering floor plan to the Fountain of Magical Brethren. And we have a new impression for you, from a most unexpected source. Hint: it is both cool and female! Any questions? Simply dial 62442. 

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Recording in person together, Alice and Martha analyze the Black family tree and the R.A.B. foreshadowing in this chapter. And most importantly, with the introduction of a new character, Martha has a new impression to try out... 

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It's time for the (almost) once every book occurrence of the chapter title being the same as the book title! Alice and Martha debate whether Sirius or Harry had a worse summer, analyze gender roles within the Order of the Phoenix, and feel sorry for poor baby Ginny. 

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The time has finally come! Alice has finally watched A Very Potter Musical and is here to share all of her thoughts with Martha. Thank you so much to all of our patrons for making this show possible, we couldn't have done it without you! 

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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jacob Sager Weinstein (@jacobsw) and the Sorting Cat (in the Hat) to sort the characters of the world of Dr. Seuss into Hogwarts houses. 

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If you thought you heard our dulcet tones, you were right! Alice and Martha are back to discuss Harry's first night at the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix (the wat?), as Harry loses his temper, Hedwig hoots glumly, and Ron urges Hermione to let Harry breathe! Admist all this chaos, Ginny begins to take after her brother, Bill, and show her innate coolness. Also, Martha has a personal revelation that might just rock her world. 

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