In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Dan Krebill (AKA The Real Weird Father) and the Sorting Funnel to sort the characters of The Wizard of Oz into Hogwarts houses. 

Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Wizard of Oz and Harry Potter series.

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Harry gets irrationally defensive of Sirius, Angelina still can't stop talking about Quidditch, and Fred and George suffer from some massive pus-filled boils (which might have ruptured). The D.A. (also known as the Ministry of Magic Are Morons Group) holds its first official meeting, which means that Harry finally gets to practice his already excellent teaching skills in the magnificent Come and Go Room. This episode features a lengthy appearance by Dobby, as well! 

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Alice and Martha find themselves wholeheartedly agreeing with Lav-Lav about Hedwig, Harry, Ron, and Neville get in trouble for "fighting," and Angelina can't stop obsessing about Quidditch. Meanwhile, Snuffles is back on speaking terms with Harry, and Umbridge is getting her stubby hands in the middle of everything (literally and figuratively). We hope this episode will be enough to buoy you through the week! If not, look on the bright side--at least you'll have time to do Snape's essay! 

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Hermione gathers approximately 25 of her best friends for an informational meeting at the Hog's Head, even though the Three Broomsticks probably would have been a safer bet (she's got a LOT to learn). Fred and George order everyone butterbeers, and then weasel out of paying for them. And Harry finally has the opportunity to execute some of the lessons he's been dreaming about. If you're having trouble listening to this episode, we have a long, lethal-looking metal object that we can clean out your ears with! 

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Strong females dominate this chapter, as Queens McGonagall and Grubbly-Plank take on the newly appointed Hogwarts High Inquisitor and Hermione comes up with the idea of forming the D.A.! Harry, on the other hand, struggles to keep his temper under control and receives a D on his potions homework (information he would rather keep private). It's all uphill from here as we move into the real meat of Order of the Phoenix! 

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Harry the Sneaky Codemaster is back, which means that unfortunately, "Snuffles" is too. Quidditch practice is completely lousy, but it definitely isn't Ron's fault! And finally, Percy reveals himself as the world's biggest git. 

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In this crossover episode, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim) to recast Harry Potter with characters from the Shrek universe. This is episode is definitely real weird, so just go with it! 

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Hermione knits hats for House Elves (she's getting better, she can do patterns and bobbles and all sorts of things now!), Ron has the sickest burn of the book so far, and Harry spends four miserable detentions with the evil, twisted, mad, old toad. Listen to this episode for as long as it takes for the message to sink in.

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Ooh, Crackpot's feeling cranky! This chapter is a bigger downer than double potions with the Slytherins (and if that means we're supposed to get to get matey with them, fat chance). Harry just can't handle Ron and Hermione bickering anymore, he's mortified when he puts his foot in his mouth with Cho, and he's livid when Snape vanishes his potion (even though it was no worse than Ron's or Neville's...). And just when he thinks his day can't get any worse, Harry has his first prolonged interaction with the titular character of the chapter. Have a biscuit, listeners, and sit down. It's going to be a long episode!  

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Alice and Martha are back to discuss the first night back at Hogwarts! The Sorting Hat branches out a bit, Umbridge has no idea how things are done at Hogwarts, and Harry has a go at Seamus's mam. Make sure you listen to this episode on a full stomach, or you may end up groaning in hunger like Martha! 

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