It’s time for another Hogsmeade trip, but unfortunately for all of us, it’s just not as exciting as it used to be. Zonko’s is all boarded up, the weather is freezing, and Tonks/Eeyore is lurking on every corner. But, ooh, at least they have extra-large sugar quills! While “nothing” is in the back getting more firewhisky (and placing Imperius curses on unlucky Hogwarts students), someone ends up getting cursed through a hole in her glove. And no, Hagrid, it’s not Ron or Hermione.

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Harry has his first foray into Quidditch captaincy, and frankly, he's never been more fanciable. During the keeper tryouts, Hermione is a bit dishonest - she is a prefect after all! And after threatening to break down his front door, the trio finally mends fences with Hagrid.

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The time is ripe for this chapter discussion, or at least, riper than it was for Humphrey Belcher’s cheese cauldron. Harry finds himself in Bob Ogden’s memory (though thankfully not in his outfit), Dumbledore is as enigmatic as ever about his hand injury, and Alice and Martha rediscover their true identities: the Half-Blood Pince and the Half-Blood Pomfrey. But don’t worry, this has everything to do with the prophecy…. and we certainly hope that it will help you survive.

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Harry, Ron, and Hermione enjoy their first few days back in classes such as Runes and Defense, though they continue to feel guilty about dropping Care. Snape tries his hand at interior decorating, and Slughorn discovers that Harry has indeed inherited his mother's talent for Potions. Alice and Martha are thrilled to discuss the titular chapter of the book, whose name proves to be even more apt on a reread.

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Does the Hogwarts Express have a conductor? Is Episkey or Tergeo more useful? Is Tonks's new Patronus a wolf, a werewolf, or an Alfonso werewolf? And what is the difference between chocolate gateau and chocolate cake? Alice and Martha are back to answer the most important questions of the book thus far. Plus, Nearly Headless Nick digs for hot gossip and Ron proves himself to be an extremely, extremely loyal friend. 

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The gang makes their way back to Hogwarts, though Harry may have to make a trip back to London first (no spoilers!). Romilda Vane makes her first appearance, Ron continues to practice out rude hand gestures, and The Slug Club assembles for the first time, at the invitation of Professor H.E.F Slughorn. 

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Alice and Martha find just about everything hilarious in this episode, from Arkie Philpott and the Probity Probe to the reappearance of Tom the Bartender. The trio, accompanied by baby Ginny and her parents, is met by security expert Hagrid, who (surprisingly!) fails to protect them from Draco's sick burns. Fred and George rub their success and riches in Ron's face. And finally, Hermione demonstrates her amazing acting abilities while Harry and the Master of Mystery look on in awe. 

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Harry arrives at the Burrow in the middle of the night, welcomed by Tonks, Mollywobbles, some very hot soup, and plenty of awkward tension. The next day is spent catching up with the Weasleys and Hermione--after all, there isn't much to do at the Burrow, unless you like cooking and chickens! And finally, the trio receives their OWL owls, and Harry learns there's just definitely no way he will be able to become an auror now (and we totally all believe that too). 

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As 2018 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. Join us as we sort the characters of Home Alone with the Real Weird Husband / Brother-in-Law (@paulasleson), celebrate New Year's Eve with a very silly assortment of couples and returning guest Shandy, and complete a goofy roll playing scenario with acquaintance of the show Tim Ahlin (@ShutUpTim).



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Harry and Dumbledore share a semi-awkward trip to the charming village of Budleigh Babberton, and a critical movie scene is tragically cut from the book. Horace Slughorn (who, contrary to popular belief, is actually NOT a giant Jabba-the-Hutt-like creature) makes his debut. 

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