?Hello, and welcome to Alice and Martha’s Sports Hour, in which two big sports fans talk about sports! Today’s topic: Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw. Alice and Martha also discuss which minor Gryffindor quidditch players are their favorites, update the listeners on the status of Percy and Penny’s relationship, and dive pretty deep into Cho Chang’s psyche. 

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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Daron Asleson (@daronasleson) and the Sorting Umbrella to sort the characters of How I Met Your Mother into Hogwarts houses.

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Expecto Patronum! Conjure up your happiest memory and listen to Alice and Martha critique Hagrid’s unusually good lesson, analyze the magic of dementors and boggarts, and get a bit, er, shirty, with each other. 

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It’s Christmastime at Hogwarts, and you know what that means - Harry, Ron, and Hermione get the castle to themselves and all the free time they could possibly need to conduct a bizarre research project in a poorly organized library. In this episode, Alice and Martha mourn the loss of the flobberworms, analyze Trelawney’s yuletide warning, and somehow connect it all back to Ratatouille. Plus, we get a broomstick servicing kit sighting!!

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?No underage wizards allowed in today! (Just kidding.) Alice and Martha analyze the magic of the Marauder's Map and question the implications of the apostrophe placement on the map's name, wonder exactly how hot Madam Rosmerta can really be, and dissect the adults' drink orders in the Three Broomsticks. Harry also learns the "truth" about Sirius... spoiler; he was their FRIEND!

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?Hogwarts is on lockdown! Alice and Martha analyze the emergency procedures at Hogwarts, rank detention assignments, and question Hogwarts’s lack of extracurricular activities.

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In this episode, Alice and Martha discuss forged signatures, mail-order dark creatures, and the ever more tragic tale of Harry’s lack of a Hogsmeade permission slip in their best would-be casual voices. They also analyze Harry’s fear of dementors and uncover an unplottable plothole. 

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Riddikulus! Alice and Martha are back to share their greatest fears, both as children and adults. Plus, they come up with a fabulous Halloween costume and analyze Snape's inexcusable behavior. 

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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters are joined by special guests Tyler (@FutureHorsePod) and B (twinpoetry.tumblr.com) of Unfortunate Associates to sort the characters of A Series of Unfortunate Events into Hogwarts houses.

Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Harry Potter series. Though we sort only the characters from the first season of the ASOUE Netflix show, we do discuss events that occur later in the book series. 

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Heh! Whoo!! Alice and Martha are back to talk about Chapter 6 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! In this episode, we track Professor Trelawney's predictions, analyze one of Alice's neuroses, and gripe about Harry's hippogriff ride in the movie.

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Spoiler warning! Please be aware that our show contains spoilers for events which take place later in the series.

Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode.