Alice and Martha analyze the ways that dementors affect different characters and different readers, empathize with Ginny's plight of being a younger sibling, and delve into some theories about unfulfilled promises in the series. And no, Harry still doesn't get to go to Hogsmeade. 

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Alice and Martha discuss the perks of being thirteen (even though neither of them ever got to spend a week on their own in Diagon Alley), the tragedy of Florean Fortescue, and the strange habits of pet store employees. They also swap stories of school supply shopping and analyze Harry's cavalier attitude upon hearing the news that a mass murderer has escaped a high security prison in order to kill Harry.

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Alice and Martha recap chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. What will Harry's life be like as an outcast on the run from the law? Are the extra four Sickles for a toothbrush and hot water bottle worth it? And just why is Cornelius Fudge so annoying?

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Listen to Alice and Martha crack up about the hilarity of Ripper, do a psychological analysis of the relationship between Petunia and Marge, and commiserate over the lack of welcome-home-for-the-summer gifts they've received in their lives. Plus, find out what strange item Martha has eaten and hear Alice's recommendation for a New Year's diet!

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The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter one of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series.

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In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Jordan Parhar of Big Brother Canada 3 (@jordanparhar) to cast and imagine a fantasy season of Big Brother using Harry Potter characters as contestants.  

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The Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Daniel Erenberg (@LowStakesDaniel). Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series.

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The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series.

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The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series.

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The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) recap chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series.

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