The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

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  • MAGA Will Earn Gold in the Crybaby Olympics Today

    Between the Super Bowl and the Winter Olympics, MAGA sure has a lot to cry about this weekend.

    But honestly, when aren’t those MAGAstanis bitching? If it isn’t the “woke agenda” or their false victimhood mentality, it’s something else. For Talibangelical men who claim to be “Alpha Males,” they certainly demonstrate a lot of beta cuck tendencies.

    Cry harder, Bitches.

    Nobody cares what you think. Your fake persecution is laughable. You piss and moan so much, I’m surprised that you don’t carry around your own body chalk. You play the victim to perfection.

    I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I cannot wait to see Green Day and Bad Bunny melt the Gravy Seals’ brains down. Hopefully, JD Vance finds himself being booed constantly while in Italy for the Winter Olympics.

    Maybe we’ll even receive the Blessed Event this weekend, when Traitor Trump throws another toddleresque shit-fit and strokes out over it. Let’s see that gold medal performance, Mango Mussolini.

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    31 min
  • I'm Not Ready to Lose My Little Mooch

    It’s been a rough couple of days, Y’all. Mooch has been sick, and we found a lump on her.

    The sickness may just be from changes in her diet. We switched her kibble to a senior formula a week ago. And we’ve integrated Farmer’s Dog wet food into her diet. I even bought some beef treats that are supposed to help with her joints.

    Then she got sick after several days of these changes. She’s better now, thankfully. But my Bride found a lump on her side, above her ribs.

    To say that we’re worried about her is an understatement. I’ve already scheduled a vet appointment for Monday, the soonest they had. She’s been with me every step of my four-year Writer’s Journey. I couldn’t ask for a better sidekick and office mate than my Mooch.

    I talk about this in today’s episode. I’m not thinking about Traitor Trump like I usually am. To hell with him and his stupid daily bullshit. I’m worried about my dog. And this episode is for her.

    You’re going to be fine, Mooch. Daddy’s got this. Just rest, and we’ll get answers on Monday.

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    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

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    29 min
  • Trump is Too Stupid to Do This Without Accomplices

    For a child-raping president to still be sitting in the Oval Office after all of these Epstein bombshells, it’s unreal.

    And it doesn’t happen without a fuckload of help. From the worst people in American politics. Real douchebags who don’t take child abuse at all seriously.

    Oh, they’ll tell you that they do. And they’ll yell, “FAKE NEWS!” while pulling all of the strings behind the scenes. They are propping up Donnie Dementia during these final days of his life.

    His presidency will end in a hospital, then a morgue. Not in prison.

    In today’s podcast episode, I talk about this. I also go into my intense hatred of these power-hungry traitors to our nation. They will be far more likely to serve hard time once Count Dickula is pushing up daisies. And the world will be a far better place because of it.

    Thank you for lending me your ears, as always. I appreciate our Mouthy Militia so much. You guys are the real patriots. Not like the MAGA scum who falsely believe that they are. We’ll show them what’s what come November.

    May the impeachments begin by the holidays.

    © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.

    Mooch wanted to show some love to you guys through Valentine’s Day! If you’ve considering becoming a paid subscriber to support my independent journalism, now is the time.

    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

    Offer good until February 15th. And Mooch will score some peanut butter bones when you subscribe. Thank you for considering it! &:^)

    Click HERE for 30% off a paid subscription:

    If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!



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    33 min
  • China Talks About Executing Pedophiles Like Traitor Trump

    I love China’s latest statement about Donald Trump.

    And don’t get it wrong, it’s absolutely a shot at the Pedo President. While China has maintained a hardline stance against child abuse and child rapists in their country for a long time, reiterating that stance at this moment is important. They’re noticing our country’s lack of action against the Chutney Chomo.

    So they said, “Let’s shame that diaper sniper on the world stage.” And I’m so here for it.

    Other countries are taking notice, as well. France is investigating Elon Musk’s French X offices. They’ve requested that he meet with them in April. There have been allegations of child abuse on the platform. Other countries take action against child abuse, unlike America at the moment.

    I talk about this and a couple of other topics in today’s episode. I appreciate you lending me your ears. Thank you for your continued support. You all mean the world to me. Let’s keep the fight against fascism and child abuse going.

    Traitor Trump has to go. And we really need more urgency about it. This shit is ridiculous.

    Mooch wants to show some love to you guys through Valentine’s Day! If you’ve considering becoming a paid subscriber to support my independent journalism, now is the time.

    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

    Offer good until February 15th. And Mooch will score some peanut butter bones when you subscribe. Thank you for considering it! &:^)

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    If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d sure appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!



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    28 min
  • Traitor Trump's House of Cards are Crashing Down

    Man, I love reading every little detail that’s happening in the fall of the Pedophile President.

    Don’t get me wrong, there’s a ton of sick shit being disclosed, finally. The Epstein files are full of vile, reprehensible things. We’re talking about allegations of child rape, ritualistic sacrifices, and murder.

    And our government is trying to hide the worst of it from us all.

    And for what? To protect billionaires and the worst president in U.S. history from being embarrassed? So that they don’t have to serve justice for their many crimes and sins? Fuck all of that. Let ‘em take their medicine.

    In prison, where these sickos belong. If they’re guilty of the most disgusting things being reported, they should face the death penalty. And knowing what we know of Traitor Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, that’s entirely possible. More so, likely.

    Please give today’s episode a listen. I really am glad to hear that so much of this is coming to light. It’s long overdue, justice being served for these poor children who live with the torture and rape they endured daily.

    Assuming they are still alive.

    Mooch wants to show some love to you guys through Valentine’s Day! If you’ve considering becoming a paid subscriber to support my independent journalism, now is the time.

    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

    Offer good until February 15th. And Mooch will score some peanut butter bones when you subscribe. Thank you for considering it! &:^)

    Click HERE for 30% off a paid subscription:

    If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d sure appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!



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    32 min
  • "I Always Feel Like, Somebody's Watching Me..."

    I’m not a conspiracy theorist. I don’t get paranoid easily. But lately, I do worry about being out in public.

    I write a lot of nasty shit about Donald Trump. But to be fair, that orange dick-with-ears has it coming. He’s easily the worst human being to serve in American politics. He’s a pedophile and a child-rapist. You cannot convince me otherwise.

    You have to be a lost Cult 45 member or a real racist, bigoted shitiot to think that he’s not.

    Something happened today when I was out walking Mooch. Seeing a cop car parked across the street in front of our nearby park made me wonder if they were looking for The Mouthy Renegade Writer. Someday, I’d have to guess that Traitor Trump is going to hear about this Substack and my angry, humorous roasts of him.

    And will he send the Feds? ICE? I’ve heard about shit like this happening.

    Give this one a listen if you have a sec. I appreciate you lending me your ears. It’s not always easy writing the things I write about this fascist, criminal regime. It helps to talk through all of these thoughts I have on any given day.

    Especially when I’m out in public.

    Mooch wanted to show some love to you guys for a couple of weeks through Valentine’s Day! If you’ve considering becoming a paid subscriber to support my independent journalism, now is the time.

    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

    Offer good until February 15th. And Mooch will score some peanut butter bones when you subscribe. Thank you for considering it! &:^)

    Click HERE for 30% off a paid subscription:

    If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!



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    30 min
  • I'm Training for a Civil War Right Now

    I’m back at the gym, and training for a Civil War. Just in case.

    I like working out. I always have. But I hate the idea of interrupting my workday to drive 5 minutes and work out for 45 more. As dumb as that sounds, it’s the truth. I spend almost all of my waking hours working on my writing and podcasting.

    So I’m pretty sure I can afford to spend an hour or less to take care of my health.

    Especially when we may have civil unrest. Or even a war. You can’t put anything past the Pedophile President these days. I have to prepare for the worst, just in case. I talk about this idea of being more fit at age 51 and the reasons behind it.

    I’ve got this. I’ve had fun both times I’ve gone in the past 5 days. It’s easier to do as it becomes a habit and more rust is being shaken off. Let’s hope that Civil War 2 doesn’t happen. Nobody wants to see that shit.

    But I’m going to do my best to be ready if the worst happens. Be safe out there. Thank you for lending me your ears today. I appreciate you all so much.

    © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.

    Mooch wanted to show some love to you guys for a couple of weeks through Valentine’s Day! If you’ve considering becoming a paid subscriber to support my independent journalism, now is the time.

    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

    Offer good until February 15th. And Mooch will score some peanut butter bones when you subscribe. Thank you for considering it! &:^)

    Click HERE for 30% off a paid subscription:

    If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!



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    30 min
  • Republican Teammates and One Million Episode Downloads

    If Republicans and Democrats can’t forget about party loyalty for a minute and come together about ousting a pedophile president, then America is doomed.

    After 3 million more pages of the Epstein files dropped this week, I’m shocked. Not by what was in them, that’s a given. The Chutney Chomo has never been a fine, upstanding citizen. Not even close to that.

    Donnie Diaper Sniper is guilty as fuck. Child rapists are like that.

    What I have a huge problem with is the automatic dismissal of this new evidence by GOP politicians and the MAGA shitiots who voted for this. You all have to get on the same page as the rest of us. If you truly care about the child abuse victims of Traitor Trump’s many, many crimes.

    Please give this one a listen, I’ll tell you exactly what I’m feeling right now. And we’ve JUST hit over a million episode downloads of our podcast today. I’m thrilled, honored, and humbled by this. Our Mouthy Militia is a force, and it’s incredible to show up daily to do this for you and for my country.

    © 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.

    Mooch wanted to show some love to you guys for a couple of weeks through Valentine’s Day! If you’ve considering becoming a paid subscriber to support my independent journalism, now is the time.

    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

    Offer good until February 15th. And Mooch will score some peanut butter bones when you subscribe. Thank you for considering it! &:^)

    Click HERE for 30% off a paid subscription:

    If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!



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    35 min
  • If I Got Pulled Over By Those ICE Fucks

    I had a thought today, as I saw a car creeping slowly through my neighborhood.

    I’m always on alert when I’m out and about. My dad taught me way back to pay attention to my surroundings. I’m not the guy who would ever walk around with earbuds in, not being able to hear someone get the drop on me.

    Not this fella. I don’t know how kids today run around everywhere without being able to hear.

    This made me start thinking about ICE. They’re active in our area right now. Though I don’t fit the profile of an “illegal” immigrant, I still have reason to worry. I’m fairly Mouthy. I hate those domestic terrorists with a passion.

    I’m unsure I’d be able to control my anger toward them if I were pulled over.

    I talk about what I’d likely do in this unlikely scenario in today’s podcast episode. I appreciate you giving it a listen. Thank you for lending me your ears on this. I appreciate you all greatly.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!

    Mooch wanted to show some love to you guys for a couple of weeks through Valentine’s Day! If you’ve considering becoming a paid subscriber to support my independent journalism, now is the time.

    How about 30% off? That makes the monthly rate $3.50 and the yearly, $35.00. It’s never been a better time to support strong voices and help us fight Traitor Trump.

    Offer good until February 15th. And Mooch will score some peanut butter bones when you subscribe. Thank you for considering it! &:^)

    Click HERE for 30% off a paid subscription:



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    32 min
  • Traitor Trump is Arresting Journalists and Threatening Obama

    Good Christ, I’m so sick of this insufferable, racist, vengeful fool.

    Once again, I woke up to drama and chaos here in the United States. Former CNN reporter and 30-year journalist Don Lemon was arrested by the Trump regime for his recent reporting inside a white nationalist church. Along with three other reporters, who were also black.

    At a Minnesota church whose pastor is also an ICE agent. What the actual FUCK?

    If the Tangerine Twatsicle is bent on exacting petty revenge against black journalists, soon it’s going to be against regular Mouthy journalists of any color. That hits close to home. He’s even attacked President Obama overnight, calling for his arrest on fake, Trump-ed up charges.

    This shit has to end. None of this fascist BS is normal. I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I could really use your help and support. Please consider becoming a paid subscriber for just $5 monthly.

    I may need bail money sooner than later, the way this is headed.

    Thank you for lending me your ears. I value and appreciate you all so very much. Our Mouthy Militia can fight fascism with our strength in numbers. I’m proud to do it side-by-side with anyone who stands up for freedom and justice for ALL citizens.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!



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    25 min

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Writing about politics, racism, and social justice, with attitude and a sense of humor. My goal is to keep you woke, thoughtful, and laughing. Sometimes all three. &:^)