Have you ever listened to a podcast and gone "huh?" but also laughed your ass off. Well now you can. Welcome to the Zero Attention Span podcast with your hosts Jackie and Richie. Two Geminis who just can't get their shit together talking about life and basically not being able to get their shit together. Check out the debut episode here, on the Revue Podcast Network!

Ready Set Revue is back after a short break to talk about what everyone is talking about, The Batman. What a damn near perfect movie and possibly the best Batman movie ever made. Matt and Anthony are in pretty solid agreement on this one. Matt also takes over the contrarian position usually reserved for Anthony with a little bit of Dark Knight bashing. Robert Pattinson delivers a performance for the ages as Batman, and we say that because there isn’t a whole lot of Bruce Wayne in this movie - but that’s OK. The movie takes place early on in Batman’s career and it makes perfect sense for it to be that way. Zoe Kravitz’s take on Catwoman is unique and fits well with Battinson. The standout of the movie is probably Colin Farrell’s Penguin. God damn, this dude stole every scene that he was in, even providing a little bit of comic relief. Bring a piss bag if you haven’t seen it yet; it’s 3 hours long AND you have to stay for the after credit scene!

Episode 72 is up on all platforms, True Revuers!

Your double dose of Talking Tacos is here! Episode 65 is on with Rob, owner of Moon Goddess hot sauce. You may remember Moon Goddess from past episodes where we tried their delicious hot sauces and this week we have the man behind the curtain join us, with new hot sauces of course to try. And boy…these were great. In between hot sauce reviews and the story of Moon Goddess, we talk intersectional memes of the week, Tom Brady and high gas prices. We also try a surprise ghost pepper hot sauce from Whitehouse Station and get our taste buds absolutely obliterated. Mother fucker it was hot.

Episode 65 is up on all platforms and ready for your listening pleasure!

Sorry for being quiet lately, Matt went on a vacation like a jackass so this week you get a double dose of Talking Tacos this week with Canon Fodder and Ready Set Revue not far behind! On episode 64 of Talking Tacos the boys do their shittiest SNL impression with an impromptu cold open because Chris got a flat on his bike. What a dope. Doctor Dave’s tribute Putin insult quickly devolves into a long conversation on fetishes that apparently certain historical dictators like. And we’re talking about the gross shit. At dinner. In public. In doors. Yikes. We also dissect the stupidity of “avocado hand” and explain why bacon at a steakhouse is a gimmick. Grab a glass of tequila and join in.

Episode 64 of Talking Tacos is up on all platforms.

On episode 62 of Talking Tacos, the boys go to war. Not really, we’re just eating tacos and drinking tequila, but who the fuck knows these days. It’s crazy that we are basically watching a war play out on social media because all of the soldiers have a phone and a Tik Tok. Ukrainian farmers are stealing Russian tanks because the soldiers are getting lost in the remote areas of the country while Ukrainian women are catfishing idiot Russian soldiers to steal intel. Basically, Russian soldiers are the Bennys of the Ukraine. For those non-NJ listeners that don’t know what a Benny is, they’re a special kind of garbage person that comes from the general New York area to make life at the Jersey shore miserable for locals between Memorial Day and Labor day every single year.

Doctor Dave loses a bet and we try some new hot sauces from the dessert, Kill Sauce. Delicious and hot all around. Plus the boys share stories about getting lost in some shady fucking areas. We’ve all been there before. Pull up your chair and your tequila for this one.

On episode 62 of the podcast, Bill and Doctor Dave return from their desert vacation and have some stories. Hikes, tattoos, weed, views, and running out of gas. It was a trip. We also have a hot sauce trifecta this week with THREE different sauces, all of which were great. Our final bottle from the Moon Goddess stash, a new blueberry and habanero sauce, and special guest Ed breaks out one from Kentucky. Tuesdays are made for tacos and tequila and we have plenty of both this week.

Canon Fodder episode 21 is our 2021 year in revue, interestingly enough. For our second annual revue roundup, we take a look back at all of the fictional universes that we've visited not just in 2021, but during our first year in 2020 as well. The universes are ever-expanding.

We cover a LOT in this episode, the least of which is:

- The novelization of the unproduced Alien 3 screenplay

- The animated series set in the Blade Runner universe, Black Lotus

- The novelization and nuances of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (plus what Tarantino's actual 10th film might be)

- The scrapped John McLane prequel series

These universes are as crazy as ever so take the ride with us!

After an eternity away because winter sucks, the boys are finally back in the glorious green room of Asbury Park Distilling for episode 61 of Talking Tacos. With special guest, Pals, we annihilate another bottle of delicious hot sauce from Moon Goddess hot sauces. The pork rib tacos also makes its glorious return and we all cum just a little from it. Meme of the week and lots of actual taco talk this week. It's a good one so pull up some tequila and let's get weird.

On episode 60 of Talking Tacos, the boys finish the bottle. It's a first timer for us as we completely destroy the bottle of Emerald Slime from Sauce Leopard. Easily one of the best hot sauces we've ever had.

We also talk about Bill Belichecks lawsuit text, more Spotify nonsense, and the trucker convoy in Canada. We also investigate whether or not the When We Were Young festival is legit. It's definitely probably not. Day 182 without Asbury Park Distilling.

On episode 59 of Talking Tacos, the boys talk about the absurd news regarding Neil Young and Spotify. Everyone just needs to calm the fuck down. We also review some new hot sauces from a Denver based company called Sauce Leopard and they were an infinite improvement over the grenade garbage that we had last week. That Whiteboard has been suspended for days...find out why. Meme of the week is the When we Were Young Festival and much more. Grab a tequila and a taco or two.