When is it appropriate to have a mariachi band? Wanna feel old? Napoleon Dynamite is back hocking Ore-Rida potatoes 20 years after he first came into the public eye...Remember that if you meet an alien that they are not aliens...They are Starseeds...A woman ran a marathon at a Taco Bell and somehow it turned into a tangent about Dr. Now from My 600lb Life ...We blame him for a lot of problems in the world...We played Dead or Alive...Rizzo is convinced Richard Simmons is 6 feet under...We played a poem he read on his YouTube...He is convinced its artificial intelligence...Betty called and believes he is alive and kicking and maybe he is just ashamed of his body nowadays...Speaking of AI...McDonalds has ditched its testing of AI...YouTube ads have killed a woman because she needed CPR, and it took too long for the ads to end before someone could watch a CPR video to help her...Supersonic travel is on the way by 2029 and it is being developed here in NC ...Listener court kicked off with a discussion about 5yr olds being allowed in restaurants ...A restaurant banned kids 5 and under and they got death threats...Rizzo disagreed with them...Jeff agreed and for the first time JEFF won listener court ...Rizzo is now 9-1 ...The Surgeon General wants warning labels for social media...Justin Timberlake got a DUI and it is healthiest to get to bed before 1am... So, before you fall asleep...Check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show 



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Ever milk a snake? We have determined if we go broke that will be what gets us out of the hole...We introduced you to the Prowlin' Poppa this morning...He likes to hang at random apartment pools...One poor guy on a dating show caught that demeaning comment from a woman he was trying to woo..."You look like a Ninja Turtle" But no worries...He is a plumber and can pull 100k out of the bank...Ever fall ill on a plane? You might be safe if Dr. Oz is on your flight...He probably could have helped Keith Richards who had to be carried out on a hotel bed to the next tour stop for being so wasted back in the day...Does your dog talk? One scientist thinks your dog understands more than we think...Ever get stuck on a roller coaster or amusement ride...Rizzo & Jeff reminisce about their amusement park mishaps...Norman Lear...Dick Van Dyke ...Jimmy Carter...All men 90 plus that we feel would be better men for the 24 yr. old cheerleader that is now dating Bill Belichick...We bet Bill wouldn't be broke taking a trip to Disney World because most families go broke taking a trip there...Don't try to fake being at work like a bunch of Wells Fargo employees did...They used an old pandemic trick and got caught...Speaking of getting caught...If you're going to message hookers make sure to cover your tracks....One man is suing Apple because his messages to prostitutes did not completely leave his iCloud and they were found by his wife...Grab yourself a $9 Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich and enjoy this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!

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Is justifiable violence ok when a cup of water costs $5? Is it also justifiable if you win the lotto in Canada and them not pay you? Is meat a good form of payment? Well one woman who worked at a Motel 6 thought so...She worked at the front desk and instead of cash she was accepting ground beef in exchange for a room...Can't knock the hustle...Happy Bday to Johnny who is sitting on his deck watching the alpacas...If you made a CD for an exorcism what would be your track 3? We talked about a man who used to work with a woman at Chick-Fil-A and felt his ex-coworker was possessed...So, he broke into her house to perform an exorcism...When he was caught, he asked the cops to play track 3 which we determined was Lisa Loeb "Stay" ...$112 at Red Lobster? That's what one guy told us he spent there on a date after we discussed their collab with Flavor Flav and if anyone has eaten there in the last 9 months...We talked about a special kind of pervert...A man took a job at a chiropractor's office and in two days he was fired for installing a camera in the bathroom at the office...The inconsiderate wedding person...Destination weddings suck...But to have 39 wedding rules upon arrival in Rio? We think not ...But we do know The Village People are bad dirty little boys...What is the most disgusting thing you've found in your food? Ever find a thumb? One man did...Lick around the nuts and you'll find the thumb...Get some vegan ice cream...Embrace the nude like the elders...And check out the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show 

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Can Pittsburgh get a plumber? Preferably with crack showing? How is there only one working water fountain in the entire city? Can we have Blossom back on Jeopardy? The easiest question in final Jeopardy was asked last night...So many questions to start with this morning...Like this one...Why was Henry Winkler at a Motel 6 in Ireland? Well luckily, he escaped a fire at said hotel...Let's blow up a whale! That's what one community wants to do with a beached whale...The last time this happened folks were injured with blubber...May we introduce you to Leroy Mr. Sugar Daddy Nasty Time? That is the name of a man who was having an affair with another man's wife, and he caught her...We went through what a date would be like with Mr. Nasty Time ...There could be an AI mayor coming to Wyoming...Are you a real American? Hulk Hogan now has his own line of beer...Would you like to snuggle with a goat? We talked to the folks at Syman Says Farms who get 300 people a weekend to their farm to snuggle with them...With that we did find out that there was one woman who showed up and covered herself in hay and was munched on by six baby goats.... Well, the calls flew in, and we learned a woman used to take her pet baby goats to her call center job...Is your friend nick-named Reddi-Whip? Then maybe sitting them on stage and begging people to date them might be the way to go...That is a new trend...A woman gave birth inside of a Taco Bell...We tried to figure out what to name it...Be careful when in a hot tub...Throw some mayo on your hot dog ...smack Rizzo around with a summer sausage and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

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Jenner Jimmies on top and a sweet Oprah cherry and throw in a Mcdonald's Karen claiming a man hangs on Epstein Island kicks off the show today...What's with the nudity lately? A couple wants their guests to come to their wedding nude and a man can't understand why people have an issue with him walking around his neighborhood naked...Well that leads us to groping in a good and bad way ...A bad way is what Kevin Spacey explains as not groping but caressing ...Spacey caressed ...Did you know about the pillowcase on the airplane trick? A guy was called out on a plane for it...Joey Chestnut is a sell-out...No more mouthing wieners for him as he has signed on with a vegan wiener company...He is out of the Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest...AI is a scary thing....We played an AI version of Conway Twitty doing 50 Cent and you'd think he was live and in concert...The way Twitty says SHAWTY is what it does for us...Just a quick note...We stop being cool at 41 ...Although everyone on The Mountain Facebook disagreed...Can he undo her bra as fast as she can undo his diaper? That was the question that was asked as we talked about a 23yr old that met an 80yr old at a nursing home...Are you bald and alone? It seems if you are that the lyrics from Hanson's MMM Bop now speak to you as you have gotten older...What if your child's teacher was drunk at school? We talked about one in California who was drunk but not charged because in CA it is not illegal to be drunk in the classroom...We tickled you with Melissa Etheridge live from women's prisons which we will get deeper into tomorrow...Sit back and enjoy the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show. 

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What happened to the comedic Whoopi...We pondered that to start the show on what turned out to be a flaccid opening audio...Yesterday we talked about the KitKat ketchup combo and today we received a video from listener Johnny who tried it...Not only did he try it but he washed it down with buttermilk...As we talked about the Chinese offering their employees 10 days of unhappy leave a year we decided that it wasn't best to talk about Wuhan and we should avoid taking a trip down Fauci highway...If your boss uses the restroom, don't take pics of it and tag her online...It could cost you your job...We rolled into the JNN to talk about hail hitting planes...Death by python and getting fired for taking a pic of a guy in a restaurant with a blow up doll...George Lopez is a sassafras and completely overrated...We went through some of the most overrated comedians...D.L. Hughley...Paula Poundstone...Gallagher...And to top it off...Carrot Top ....What is more of a fashion no-no ...Socks to your knees or Sketchers slip-ons aka dad shoes...It seems Jeff slip-ons alone as Rizzo goes 9-0 on Listener Court ...Chick-Fil-A sauce...Horsey Sauce ...Blackened Ranch Sauce from Popeyes...What is the best fast food sauce...People are pissed at Burger King's new ranch dressing...We have determined the Wendy's chili sauce "slaps" ...A $100 condom...High school students helping you figure out if your drink is spiked...Kevin Costner trying hard to look younger...That and so much more on the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show 

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Transporting a mattress? Make sure you get the help of Momma Grape to lay on the mattress and hold it down and not have your wife do it...We chatted about a guy whose wife fell off the back of a truck on a highway lying down on the mattress to keep it in place...A place where mattresses need to be used is Japan...The Japanese are concerned about the population and are doing whatever they can to promote love making...Nudists are not happy that no one is looking at them...We have determined that most nudists look like a freshly popped can of Pillsbury croissants...Speaking of Pillsbury...We talked about the difference between fat Drew Carey and the skinny Drew Carey and took a journey back in time for when the man scored a perfect bid during the showcase...Why are we putting ketchup with KitKat's? Why did a bull jump into the crowd at a rodeo...And why did a guy's colon fall out after sneezing? We heard from Johnny who is going to try KitKats and ketchup after work today...He also let us know he had bowel issues all weekend...Speaking of issues...What is butterball naked? A guy in Evansville Indiana was "butterball" naked when the cops arrived, and he told them it was ok because he was filming a movie...Do you need a new butt? We talked about a book in Texas that has been brought back to school library shelves after it was banned...Do you sing and talk to your plants? Well, we found out Rizzo does...And we spoke to a woman that has a business where she travels around and brings indoor plants back to life by singing and talking to them...Do you hobby horse? We heard from a man who has extreme passion for the sport...Is it a sport? A realtor fired for exposing his boss who left a giant turd in the toilet at one of the houses he was trying to sell...Mind you there was no water...Nick Cannon insured his junk...That and so much more on the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

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The Rizzo and Jeff Show has been on FIRE for a while now. Tire Fire or Killing it, that’s up to you but our week in review is something SPECIAL! We begin with ALIEN ABDUCTIONS, slide into Mom’s taking kids on job interviews, how Rizzo and Jeff were PULLED OVER by not 1 but 3 Buncombe County Sheriff’s officers and we end with our cities Mayor on a Manheimer Monday! No, not politics BUT White House Bathrooms and Food. We delve into US presidents Food Choices for visitors and end with Listener Court. Should Rizzo HAVE TO take down his picture of Bea Arthur hanging on his wall IF it distracts his lady!

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Name a famous Ricky...Ramirez? Martin? ...We kicked off the show with an update of the baconator eating man from Michigan who has had a weeklong drama with his license that he never had...It also seems to be the week of thoughtful criminals as we talked about a woman who called 911 to report she was currently stealing a car...Did you know we were alpha males? We learned that from the 18-24yr old crowd as we talked about a bar that only allows ages 30 and up to enter...Why was there a bear strolling around downtown? Thanks to Johnny we have determined it was momma bear who was searching for the two Violet Beauregarde's who messed with her cubs...The disingenuous goodbye...As we prepare for the final night of Sajak on the wheel we talked about Vanna's goodbye...And boy was it flaccid...In a surprising turn of events on a "Who Do You Wanna Fight Friday" we zeroed in on Sajak...We gave our case...His admission to being a drunk...Him yelling at the audience...And him submitting himself every year to People Magazines "Sexiest Man Alive" ...Don't go see The Smashing Pumpkins because Billy Corgan cares more about the NWA than playing their hits for you....In a stunning turn of events, Sajak released his final goodbye...In it he was happy to teach us all the Alphabet ...Maybe with all his wealth he can go buy the Full House home that is up for sale...Wipe down your bike seats if you want to bike naked...And if you're driving around Asheville this weekend...Watch out for railroad spikes...Enjoy this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show

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Who the hell is Rolf Benirschke? We found out he is the guy that took over for Sajak in the one-year Sajak left to do an evening talk show…We then paid homage to a food that not one human hates, CORNBREADDDDD…We played a viral song from a man that expresses his love for the delectable treat…That sure was a double dose of tasty…Is it paddling time? Maybe time to sit in the corner with your dunce cap on? We talked about a woman who enjoys being disciplined like a child in her marriage…Johnny checked in with his best Wolf Blitzer impersonation to give a JNN exclusive to talk about a fake waterfall in China…He was quite upset…Are you ashamed that you were abducted by aliens? We talked to a woman named Sev Tok who has experienced this more than 12 times and got red X’s on her tush from what she calls “Grey’s” …The calls flew in…Someone actually called and said their ex husband had their tush stamped!! This biggest news in the last 5 years in Hollywood happened today…According to “multiple” sources…Danny DeVito wants to get back with Rhea Perlman…We chronicled their love story and decided before Rhea goes back to that adulterer Danny, that she should sew her wild oats with either Pete Davidson or Shaq…Can we stop crapping on airplanes? Yet another story of a first-class passenger deciding to not use the bathroom but use his seat to go #2 …Get your parents dressed up to join you on your job interview and check out the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! 

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