THE ROSTER

Annmarie and Echo discuss the recent SCROTUS leak and how they feel about men controlling women's bodies. After discussing alternative contraceptive methods (stock up on Plan B, only let him cum down your throat) and alternative issues policymakers could use their time addressing (police brutality, maternal mortality rates, economic crisis), the girls remind everyone of the Charter principles when discussing reproductive autonomy: 

Be honest. Be shameless. Be safe. 

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

After divulging details of Annmarie's recent breakup and the unexpected plot twist that led to her number being posted for sexual solicitation on Craiglist, the girls revisit their absolute adoration for life's true heroes: sluts.

First, Annmarie and Echo share slut shaming stories before they revisit their thoughts on body count and why it's meaningless. From re-evaluating what makes someone a slut (yes, you can still be slutty in a monogamous relationship!!!) and reconstructing the concept of sluttiness as empowering rather than derogatory, this episode will have you screaming "I LOVE SLUTS" right along with them.

Between segments of Would You Rather and Over/Under, the girls also provide a brief lesson on How To Be A Good Slut before reminding the Missionaries of the Charter principles that are integral to living your best life and being the absolute best slut you can be: Be Honest. Be shameless. Be safe.

Happy Friday, we wish you a horny weekend!

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

After starting the episode by getting a couple of cream pies, Annmarie and Echo embark upon a journey through some of the realest and dumbest questions AND stories submitted by the Missionaries lately.

During the questions segment, the girls provide tips on riding dick and kissing lips (the upper ones, pervert), discuss the best ways to get back at a cheating boyfriend, determine how long you have to wait after a break up to pursue sex with your ex, and give advice on a variety of fucked up life situations: his girlfriend said her brother's name during sex, she found another girl's nudes on her boyfriend's phone, and his roommate's girlfriend tried to have sex with him.

What the fuck, guys?!

Then, in a special segment of Real Dumb Stories, Annmarie and Echo share some of the wildest tales listeners have ever submitted to them. Two involve MILFs, one with a particularly feline approach to sex and another who wants to fuck her stepson. One story starts with ecstasy and ends with a case of mistaken penis identity and another proves the theory that every man has a secret girlfriend (and sometimes they have multiple, and also sometimes they are married), while the rest detail aggressive anal bead play, discovering skid marks during sex, and surprising sex admissions.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

Annmarie and Echo start this week's show by talking about recent messages they have received, particularly ones where people talk about jerking off to their voices and their evolution as podcasters and people.

After Echo describes the concept of a White Unicorn to Annmarie, the girls introduce a new segment that has them talking about Addison Rae, anal, the weed in Maine, Kanye West, AND cream pies. They also face off in a Cliffhanger clit war before moving onto a particularly difficult Dirty Dictionary.

Then, they discuss a recent podcast collaboration before ending the episode with a surprising segment of Real Dumb Questions that inspired today's episode title.

Episode Notes:
1. Check out our most recent podcast collaboration with Play Myself Show here! @playmyselfshow
2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
4. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

High on homemade firecrackers, Annmarie and Echo revisit everyone's favorite topic: oral sex.

Think we've talked about this enough? THINK AGAIN. After updates, the girls discuss motorboating pussy, how to handle obstacles to your dick sucking game, blowing a soft penis, eating ass, the key to clit sucking, and SOOOOO much more.

After segments of Rap Genius and KFM, the girls also respond to their beloved Missionaries in Real Dumb Questions: Why can't men stay hard? How do you make your dick size public without looking like a perv? What signs do girls give to indicate that they are DTF?

LISTEN NOW!

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

Time flies when you're having fun! It has been TWO years since the first episode of The Roster podcast dropped, just before the first lockdown of the pandemic struck and the entire world was changed forever. With this show and with your support, Missionaries, we have learned and grown an immeasurable amount since that first episode, and this experience has also changed us forever... into even bigger heauxs...

After the girls reflect back on The Roster beginnings, Echo starts her updates with details on her near-perfect week, why she had sex with a platonic friend, and the multiple times she had her pussy motorboated since the last episode. Annmarie has spicy updates too, including a double edging session she and Echo shared, the recent expansion of her nooding business, and what everyday object she found that makes squirting clean up a breeze!

Next, the girls throw it back to last year's anniversary episode, Sugar and Spice, to once again share the secret and salacious details of their sex work-centered lives, which have only gotten sexier and stranger since they last checked in. With a full section of tips on posing to accentuate your assets and hide your insecurities, Annmarie and Echo speak to anyone considering starting an OnlyFans or looking for advice, explaining what to expect, how it feels, what you should do (in content and communication), and their favorite methods for baring it all (before opening up their handy dandy FaceTune app to touch up a few things!).

Then, between segments of Encyclopedia Literotica and Would You Rather, the girls share their recent experiences in their worlds of sugar babying and domination. Echo reviews lessons learned since her first sugar daddy brought her to the human-sized cages in his basement, like what to expect and how to enjoy yourself while also making him happy. One thing she hasn't figured out: how to demand what she wants. But don't worry, Annmarie has helpful advice for those who are struggling in the same way, and she also has a lot of stories about people struggling in a very different way...

Finsubs, paypigs, human ATMs, money slaves... they have many names, but to Annmarie, they are all her pets. Their kink? Giving her all of their money. But that's not the only kind of domination work she's been getting into these days. From small penis humiliation and cum eating instructions to mothering and being a brat/princess, Annmarie defines all the different types of domming she has enjoyed in the last year and details her favorite punishments. Then, in a show of enormous generosity, Annmarie also provides a list of cum recipes she has created for her subs to suck down. Please do try at home. Enjoy!

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

It is officially BREAK UP SEASON! 

Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode by defining the two most tumultuous times of the year for relationships, before providing updates on their own romantic situations.

Next, the girls move into the main topic: how to cope with a breakup. There's the healthy way, and then there's what Annmarie likes to call "the fun way." Whether it's focusing on yourself and spending time with friends or keying someone's car and releasing your inner heaux, is there really a wrong way to handle the aftermath of your heart being torn from your chest?

In this week's Real Dumb Questions, Annmarie and Echo also give advice to a girl whose boyfriend won't stop breaking up with her and another who is considering breaking up with her long-distance boyfriend. Is it wrong to take someone back after they hurt you? Do you have to break up with someone in person? Find out in today's episode!

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

Even just for a day... What would Annmarie and Echo do if they had dicks for a day? It's time for us to find out!

From what they would do with their new physical appendage to how they would treat the women in their lives, the girls dissect the male perspective and analyze the nuances underlying their behavior.

Whether it's level of effort (Are you a fuck buddy or a friend? What's the difference in how much effort you have to put in? What if you're a boyfriend? Should you try more or less?), sliding into DMs (Should you hit up her AND her best friend? Is there a way to do it without coming across like a total asshole? What's the best option for initiating a threesome?), getting and sending nudes (How do you avoid being the unsolicited dick pic guy? Is there a non-skeevy way to ask for naked photos?), or how to get laid (Do you have to be romantic to make a woman happy? Is faking your feelings to get fucked wrong? What's the best way to keep a woman on your hook?), the girls provide approaches and solutions that will have everyone's genitals soaking.

After segments of Cliffhanger and Roster Vocab, Annmarie and Echo end the episode with Real Dumb Questions submitted by the Missionaries about losing interest in a new fling, not getting responses on dating apps, and a highly suspicious man who may or may not have a secret girlfriend.


Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

Through recent updates, Annmarie and Echo offer their thoughts on two very important topics this week. You guessed it: queefs & quickies.

First, the girls start by sharing their Valentine's Day celebrations before moving into a discussion of quickies. Are they worth it? How can you incentivize women to have 15-minute sex with you? The girls tell all in this explosive episode that moves through an analysis of vaginal winds and other anatomical anomalies as well as slave girl erotica and who should be crowned the Queef Queen, all between segments of WPOTW and Dealbreaker.

Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode on a segment of Real Dumb Questions: What's the most romantic way to compliment someone's butthole? How do you respectfully ask to eat ass? How can you stop queefing?  LISTEN NOW!

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

This week, Annmarie and Echo share a few drinks with the hilarious Desiree Simone, host of the Break Bottles Not Hearts podcast (not to mention a long-time friend and proud Missionary). The girls rely on Desiree's Boozy Bestie wisdom as they discuss being single on Valentine's Day, how to plan a romantic date for the holiday, and what it takes to make a relationship work long-term. Of course, it wouldn't be The Roster if things didn't veer a little off track, so the secret to getting anal, the DP for VD campaign, and stories of blacked-out debauchery are also reviewed.

Next, the trio moves into the main event of the evening: Queen of Hearts, a familiar game with a twist that Desiree decides to play with HARD LIQUOR. Join them in the game with rules posted to IG, as they discuss which dead presidents they would have sex with and which they would straight up murder (this is somehow not a KFM), whether Prince was a solo masturbator or an oral-only kind of guy, and the first time Desiree ate pussy, in a room full of politicians and stay-at-home moms alike.

Including segments of Two Truths and Real Dumb Questions, Desiree and the girls battle the sexual tension between them to discuss more serious topics as well: telling partners about past trauma for the first time, the importance and value of vulnerability in relationships, the pressure on both men and women during Valentine's Day, and the dual power of effort and communication. They end the show by discussing workplace hangovers and answering questions from the Missionaries about how to convince your boyfriend who hates Valentine's Day to make it a special day anyway and what to do when you love someone who doesn't love you back.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow Desiree on Twitter and Instagram! @iamdsimone
2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast
3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
4. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com