THE ROSTER

After partaking in an early Trick or Treat adventure, Annmarie and Echo describe the aftermath of Echo's recent anal adventure with her MVP. Then, calling back to E65: Circle of Death, the girls introduce brand new Halloween-themed rules for the missionaries to use during their upcoming Zoom Party.

Relying on the principle of No Pussy Shit, Annmarie and Echo play through the game to its conclusion, which includes special spooky editions of past segments and well-known drinking games, as well as prank calls and ghost stories. Get your Jack-O-Lanterns ready, missionaries, we're bringing ourselves to the brink of death once again.

Episode Notes:
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Once again too drunk to function, Annmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with a mandatory Green Light to get everyone in the right frame of mind.

Next, after a new segment of Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls highlight all the red flags you should be paying attention to - whether you are male or female, single or in a relationship - and they reveal the ones that definitely suggest your man has a secret girlfriend. Exposing themselves for all the glaringly red flags they have willfully chosen to ignore in the past (and present), Annmarie and Echo answer the question of which red flags are acceptable and which are a warning that you need to run in the opposite fucking direction.

From Hollister boxers and obvious lies to lack of communication and liking hot girls' pictures on Instagram, Annmarie and Echo hold nothing back this week, in the way only two Very Drunk people could. Finally, the girls end the episode with Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries: a young woman whose boyfriend wants to try a shitty sex position and a young man being deprived of oral sex.

Have a great weekend, Missionaries! We love you! XO

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
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This week's episode begins with live audio from a moment that found both Annmarie and Echo beneath a wedding arch. Then, the girls announce a merch giveaway and an upcoming Zoom party to celebrate Halloween! 

Moving into the episode, Annmarie and Echo describe their heauxing philosophy as we enter cuffing season. Hint: It's all about self-fulfillment. From the danger of expectations and the importance of self-discovery, the girls explain why focusing on yourself is the most important thing that you can do for yourself - in any type of romantic situation. Between a brand new segment, Rap Genius, and a pertinent Roster Vocab, Annmarie and Echo share their best and worst advice for overcoming the burden of catching feelings while also exploring perceptions of sexuality and what qualifies someone as a heaux. 

The two biggest takeaways from this episode: find balance, demand respect. 


Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
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Annmarie and Echo start the episode with audio from a recent trip they took together before beginning an in-depth discussion of plugs, from their first butt plugs to their most recent, as well as what non-sexual items they've shoved up their back doors.

Moving on to the main topic of the episode, the girls focus on their friendship as they go back and forth asking each other questions. Starting with deeper questions, they discuss familial relationships, changing opinions on porn, memories of homecooked meals, and what happens after we die. Getting more sexual, the pair reviews what it means to be good in bed, the best positions to achieve climax, their go-to masturbation routines, dirtiest sexual fantasies, and thoughts on being tied up and spanked.

Between segments of Cliffhanger and KFM, Annmarie and Echo also give each other rapid-fire questions on which reality TV show they would be on, the weirdest thing that's ever happened during sex, celebrity crushes, unexplainable supernatural events, worst kisses, and best moves. Finally, the girls end the episode on another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

Starting with updates on their personal lives, Annmarie and Echo describe an incident with an extremely horny dog and explain what they mean when they say Nacho Pizza Salsa. 

Then, channeling the iconic Genuwine, Annmarie and Echo discuss their favorite tips and tricks for bouncing shamelessly on the dick. From how you can ride better to a technique the DILF uses to make women cum on top every time, the girls are unlocking the secrets to dick riding without breaking your back or showing your belly. But men are not off the hook this episode, as Annmarie and Echo discuss the things men are unknowingly doing during sex that make them a dead fucking fish in the bedroom. 

Between segments of Dealbreaker and Real Dumb Questions, the girls highlight the benefits of riding dick and share techniques for improvement that everyone can implement into their sex lives. After reviewing the many position possibilities for riding dick with both the vagina and the asshole, Annmarie and Echo end the episode with a nostalgic segment of Dirty Voicemail. 

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
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After detailing a successful Barbie Bar Crawl celebration for Annmarie's birthday, the girls provide life updates about old flames sliding back in their DMs (and being promptly returned to the bench) and the current status of Echo's clit laceration.

Then, as an extension of Annmarie's Very Serious Fantasy Football Draft, the girls start a sports-themed episode that will have you asking yourself, "Who is Giannis? And how can I fuck him?" and "How quickly will The Roster be receiving a cease and desist from the Kardashians?"

Relying on their well-documented athletic aptitude, they analyze the rosters of their past, present, and future. From the rookies they are glad to have traded and the ones warming the bench to the starters and MVPs they plan to keep putting on the field, Annmarie and Echo revisit some classic players from their past (featuring Daddy, the Milkman, Boston, the Pretzelmaker, Echo's catfish, the Impregnator, one of the famed twin dicks, and MORE).

Between segments of Dirty Dictionary and Two Truths, the girls also offer tips from their MVPs on how to guarantee ample playing time and a long-term career in slaying pussy, as well as guidelines for what kind of players they're scouting for the season to come. Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode with another segment of Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
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Annmarie and Echo start this week’s episode with an in-depth discussion of their recent masturbation habits and the reason both girls feel things have gotten out of control. Next, they move on to a slippery sloppery Just The Tip where Annmarie teaches the Missionaries how to squirt. 

Then,  recounting their first, worst, and best orgasms, the girls share all their masturbatory preferences. Between segments of Roster Vocab and Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls also review their thoughts about porn consumption and recent trends in the nation's masturbation since the pandemic began. 

Finally, Annmarie and Echo end the episode on a thematic segment of Real Dumb Questions where they guide an orgasmless woman how to get to her peak, another listener on how to masturbate in a house full of people, and finally, what activities you can all try to spice up your masturbation time. 

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
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In this episode, Annmarie and Echo are contemplating condoms as they discuss the skyrocketing summer of STIs and what it means for their sex lives. After considering the role luck plays in catching an infection, Echo tells the story of a time when she inadvertently allowed multiple men to eat her pussy during a bacterial infection. But that's not the craziest thing you'll hear in this episode. 

The Missionaries make a special appearance this week, with two fucked up stories that both involve lying about someone having an STI. Following a segment of Just The Tip on how to tell someone you have an STI (and why you should), Annmarie and Echo review the most important things you need to know about STIs. From the infections condoms don't always prevent to the ones you can't treat with a simple pill, the girls share every last bit of their STI knowledge before diving into an extended segment of Real Dumb Questions. 

Finally, Echo shares a story of the time she made out with her mom. 

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
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Annmarie and Echo get as high as humanly possible this week as they discuss the connection between smoking marijuana and getting fucked.

After challenging each other to a blunt rolling contest and discussing the proper anatomy of a blunt, the girls share updates from the last two weeks: Echo got tested, Annmarie went to Texas, and Tryout was literally never on time, even when he was responsible for the weed (a party foul that's got the poor guy sitting back on the bench again).

Then, starting with ancient Mesopotamia and ending on their own recent sexual experiences, the girls discuss the ways that THC and CBD can impact the human body and, more specifically, the genitalia. Between Cliffhanger and a segment of Real Dumb Questions that addresses the best lube to use for anal sex, Annmarie and Echo also discuss the surprising impact of weed on both men and women's ability to orgasm and reproduce!

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
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This week, Annmarie and Echo are teaching you how to suck out a soul, how to throat dick so well you'll have him in your DMs long after you're done with him, how to be THEE motherfucking Throat Goat. However, they first begin with updates from the last week: Plan B bleeding, birthday planning, worm catching, and SPORTS! Echo also details a recent rendezvous with Bruiser that left her flipped, fatigued, and covered in cum.

Relying on their years of experience fitting dicks of all sizes down their esophagi, the girls recall some of their favorite face fucking moments, as well as the tips and tricks that have helped them become the throat queens they are today. From how to calm down when you're quite literally suffocating on the dick to combatting a sensitive gag reflex and putting on a show, this is the perfect episode for anyone thinking about being fucked in the face for the first time (or the 40th).

Not wanting you to simply take their word for it, Annmarie and Echo also reached out to former throat fuckers from their past for reviews on their dick sucking game - and they did NOT disappoint. Following segments of Roster Vocab, Dirty Dictionary, and WPOTW (featuring one very fuckable father), the girls introduce a brand new segment! With questions and stories rolling in from Missionaries across the globe, Real Dumb Questions features your craziest queries and most salacious stories! This week, the segment has the girls addressing the use of Chloraseptic spray for deep throating and where they stand on using condoms for blow jobs.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, GIVEAWAYS, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your Summer 2021 Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com