THE ROSTER

As usual, Annmarie and Echo begin this week's episode with updates on their personal lives, from hot, sweaty sex and a Hitachi-fueled adventure to a mental health check-in and new gifts from their favorite simps. Echo discusses all the orgasms she has been having lately and why she has been allowing a man to say no to oral, while Annmarie reveals trouble in paradise with the Cowboy, as well as the reason she had to start her roster over from scratch.

This week, Annmarie and Echo asked the Missionaries to submit some queries that have been weighing heavily on their minds, and the girls respond to them during an extended segment of You've Got Mail. What is the best way to ask for a rim job? Do you think shower sex is worth it? How much porn is too much porn? The girls answer these questions and MORE!

Between segments of Dealbreaker, Go Fish, and Encyclopedia Literotica, Annmarie and Echo explain why they are both back on their old bullshit, which bullshit they will finally be leaving behind, and exactly what type of bullshit they are willing to put up with in the future in exchange for some good dick. They also review what it takes to rebuild a roster, which men belong to which team (A, B, or "when I'm horny and desperate and have no one else to fuck"), and whether or not they will be using dating apps in their pursuit of the perfect fuck buddy as they move into Summer 2021.

Episode Notes:
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Annmarie and Echo hit the seltzers again this week as they recall their unhealthiest drinking stories yet. Tracking their long history with excessive alcohol intake and ridiculous theme parties, from the first moments they were confronted about alcohol by their parents in high school to reasons why they don't drink quite as intensely anymore, the girls absolutely DO NOT recommend that you follow in their footsteps. Between rounds of Green Light, Annmarie and Echo describe their worst fight ever, accidentally showing their coworkers a nude-heavy camera roll, mistakenly sending another man's nude to a boyfriend, stealing from front yards, drinking piss, throwing up, and eating ass. With a segment of Roster Vocab focused on elevating standards and a surprise round of Would You Rather, the girls use their trademark charm and self-deprecating humor to bring you an episode all about the wonders and horrors of binge drinking. This episode also includes a new segment of You've Got Mail, where a listener contacts The Roster Hotline for advice on losing her virginity!

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

The episode you've all been waiting for. Number 69. Nice. Very nice.

Annmarie and Echo start the episode with a quick update on their sex lives from the past two weeks, including Annmarie's recent trip to Texas with the Cowboy and Echo's second internal orgasm. Then, they move into a discussion on the value of 69 as a sex position, before Echo shares the details of her recent 69 experiment.

As the girls move into the main topic of this week's episode, they review the recent tweets posted by Mandii B from Whoreible Decisions and perceptions of Jordyn Wood after her time with Tristan, as they analyze the spectrum of clout chasing and why they don't believe that it is an inherently bad endeavor. Sharing their first attempts at clout chasing in the Call Her Daddy Reddit and telling the tale of how they gained the title of Clout Chasing Fuckwads from Kirk Minihane, Annmarie and Echo vow to continue shamelessly chasing clout for the rest of their lives. Between segments of Would You Rather and a BRAND NEW segment called Encyclopedia Literotica, the girls also talk about their favorite clout chasers: Cardi B, Tana Mongeau, the Kardashians, and Addison Rae.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

This week, Annmarie and Echo are joined by French Canadian adult film actor Jessy Jones, the Jonny Sins of upper North America. From his first time filming porn with the woman of his dreams to his most horrifying experience on set, Jessy holds absolutely nothing back as he recounts the best and worst of his career thus far. And the stories don't get any less intense as the girls discuss Jessy's personal life, including crazy ex-girlfriends, multiple attempts on his life, cuckolding requests, and a surprising sexual encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio. 

Jessy presents the girls with his incredibly detailed Two Truths, while they challenge him in a segment of Dirty Dictionary, during which he learns the power and allure of Annmarie's moans. Between segments of Would You Rather and Finish My Sentence, Jessy pulls back the porn curtain and exposes the reality of working in the adult film industry, sharing how he stays hard (no sexy creampies for bae before a shoot) and how he deals with foul-smelling pussy (he doesn't). Jessy also offers some solid advice to our male listeners on how to pound pussy like a pro, even if you don't have the 9-inch dick that he does.

In one of The Roster's juiciest episodes yet, Jessy Jones bares all, and the girls thank him by following suit. 


Episode Notes:
1. Follow Jessy Jones on Twitter @JessyJonesxxx and on Instagram @mrjonestud, and subscribe to his OnlyFans if you want to see more of that rock-hard 9-incher.
2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast
3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
4. Check out our very cool merch at rosterpodcast.com! 

This week, Annmarie and Echo bring stand-up comedian and podcast host Niles Abston on the show to talk about how he first got into comedy, why he doesn't consider his work with Comedy Central to be his biggest accomplishment, and which comedians have inspired him along the way.  Before they get to that, however, Niles presents the girls with a super fucked up Two Truths segment that no one saw coming. After being roasted by Niles for caring too much about his personal life and not enough about his dick game, Annmarie and Echo also get into the sultry details of Niles' dream celebrity threesome, his favorite kind of porn, the worst date he's ever been on, his biggest turn-ons and turn-offs, and the one piece of sex advice he feels the listeners NEED to know. Finally, after segments of KFM, Would You Rather, and Finish My Sentence, the episode ends with the girls learning the SHOCKING TRUTH about how well Niles knows The Roster girls.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow Niles on Twitter @NILES100 and on Instagram @thenilesabstonshow and watch out for The Niles Abston Show on YouTube.
2. Listen to Niles' and Harper's podcast here: The ClownCast
3. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast
4. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
5. Check out our newest line of merch 'Fake Everything' at rosterpodcast.com! 

In this week's episode, Annmarie and Echo celebrate St. Patrick's Day and make up for their entirely too sober performance last week. The mission? TO BLACK THE FUCK OUT with a fun drinking game from their past but with its own Roster twist. The pair takes a walk straight through hell directly into THE CIRCLE OF DEATH, where they discuss the assorted shapes and sizes of genitalia, copulating with Harold Jowsey, and one of the Kennedys. As the episode progresses, Echo drunkenly sings some angelic tunes between bouts of slamming her flower vase full of tequila. While on a more serious note, Annmarie shares some very interesting, very factual information on gingers and their natural endowments. If this episode doesn’t have you screaming “WANNA FOOK?” from the rooftops, then what will it take???!

Episode Notes:

1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast

**Find the rules for THE ROSTER CIRCLE OF DEATH there.**

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Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a Beat Lab production titled Standardized Pussy that you do not want to miss! Echo then tells the story of her vomiting all over her doctors and herself after getting lip injections, and she and Annmarie discuss the details of Echo's picture-perfect birthday weekend before sharing a SHOCKING detail about their state of mind when they were recording last week's episode.

After updates, Annmarie and Echo show you how to nurture your own Bad Bitch Energy, sharing their experiences in building confidence and explaining that faking it until you make it really does work. They also share a clip from an infuriating visit to Starbucks where they were UNFAIRLY KICKED OUT to help guide you in the right direction when it comes to standing your ground and speaking up for yourself. Still, confidence is more than simply deluding yourself, so the girls also give advice on how to be more assertive and speak with conviction to others while still being compassionate with yourself. Annmarie and Echo discuss the benefits of personal hygiene and self-care in becoming more confident, and they also reveal how they feel about body augmentation as a tool for confidence-building. This episode includes a segment of Roster Dictionary focused on telling your anxiety and fear to fuck right off. 

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com 

With Echo’s birthday coming up on Saturday, the girls begin the episode by reminiscing on past celebrations: the shady bitch who tried to steal Echo’s birthday spotlight, the trip to Toronto where they got matching tattoos. Annmarie provides updates on the Cowboy before Echo describes her weeklong hiatus from masturbating and how a recent procedure she had done has affected her sex life.

After updates, Annmarie and Echo bring on a friend they’ve known since middle school and a day one Roster Missionary, Sam Hyser. For their first episode this Women’s History Month, Real Hot Girl Shit is a discussion of female sexuality, friendship, strip clubs, turkey calls and the fact that no one really has their shit together.  First, Sam talks about her work as a bartender at a strip club, sharing stories of stripper brawls, champagne rooms, and a man who liked to be treated like a turkey. Throwing it back to E2: S.L.U.T., Sam shares her first, worst, and best memories of being called a slut. With humor and incredible vulnerability, Sam opens up about her time growing up with abusive guardians and describes her empowering experience modeling for Inked Magazine. Between segments of Two Truths and Dealbreaker, Sam and the girls discuss the dichotomy between motherhood and sexuality, the impact of being labeled a slut when you are a child, and how they have each integrated sexuality into their identities despite facing relentless slut-shaming throughout their lives. Finally, Annmarie and Echo share old memories of their friendship with Sam before ending the episode on a segment of Finish My Sentence.

Episode Notes:
1. Find Sam on Instagram @SamHyser! 
2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
4. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com 

Annmarie and Echo laugh at an old recording of Annmarie shit-talking all the men who have fucked her over before they move on to an episode the girls started planning in November 2020! He Ain't It, Sis serves as a review of all the ways you can tell when a person is not right for you, and it is also a friendly reminder that you should finally dump their dumb ass. Whether it's the person who is only hot from the neck down, the one whose dick literally stinks, the person who left you stranded in the middle of the night, that person your best friend fully hates, or the one who refuses to eat pussy, we have all been in situations where we realized... He/she/they ain't it. Like, that person really is not it, sister! Between hilarious segments of KFM and WYR, Annmarie and Echo share stories of the times they have realized someone wasn't right for them, and they explain why it is okay to walk away, even when you love someone. The girls end the episode with this week's Just The Tip: DUMP HIM.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com