THE ROSTER

Annmarie and Echo are back at it again this week after quarantining separately when one of them tested positive for COVID-19. Despite their self-isolation, both girls have major updates on the state of their current rosters, including Annmarie's recent revelation that she was catfished by a B-list celebrity; Echo's romantic Valentine's Day gifts from Gemini and her LDFWB; and a Wild West showdown between oral devotee the Jackal, long-time fan favorite the Pretzelmaker, and a brand new pick on Annmarie's roster known as the Cowboy. No surprise to anyone at all, Echo also details her rampant quarantine masturbation, which leads to a Literotica-inspired WPOTW. Between segments of Roster Vocab and Dirty Dictionary, the girls dive into the theme of this week's episode, messages to their younger selves. From ways they have learned to nurture their inner child to the advice they would give to themselves as adolescents, Annmarie and Echo review the most important lessons they have learned in the process of self-discovery with a perfect blend of humor and sincerity before ending the episode on an inspiring and heartfelt high school yearbook signature from Annmarie to Echo circa 2010.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind the scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com 

Surprise! Annmarie and Echo once again bring someone hotter than them on the show this week as they sit down with Yamini Nambimadom, a comedian, performer, writer, and recent college graduate who spent the last 8 years doing comedy in Chicago and LA. She is also the hilarious host of Pillow Fight, a comedy and culture podcast. The girls start the episode with a casual review of Literotica terminology before moving on to probing questions about Yamini's personal life, from dating and finding her way in a global pandemic to her life ambitions and experience thus far as a WOC in comedy. Of course, things also get sexual, and Yamini describes her biggest turn-ons and turn-offs, both in the bedroom and out, as well as the ultimate sex tip for both men and women. Yamini presents a challenging and surprising Two Truths after Annmarie and Echo give her some difficult choices in Would You Rather, while Yamini's decision in KFM leaves a lasting Seth Rogen-themed impact on the entire episode. Finally, Yamini and the girls end with another revealing segment of Finish My Sentence.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow Yamini on Twitter @showmetheyamz and on Instagram @yaminidoescomedy
2. Listen to Yamini's podcast here: Pillow Fight
3. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast
4. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
5. Check your kink compatibility here: Carnal Calibration

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses revenge porn, sexual, physical, and verbal abuse, child pornography, and cannibalism throughout. Please do not listen if any of this could be triggering for you. ||

In C2C3, Annmarie and Echo tell new stories about men creeping them the fuck out, including an exceptionally creepy stalker and a man whose kink is impregnating women. They also explain how the power dynamics between men and women can impact things like the compliment you want to give to a woman you don't know, transforming it from a sweet gesture into a terrifying reminder of what men do when women say no. Between segments of Dirty Dictionary and Dealbreaker, Echo provides background on what Julez Smith (aka BEYONCE'S NEPHEW) did to actress Skai Jackson and how "A-list" actor Armie Hammer twisted BDSM and took advantage of young women like his ex, Paige Lorenze. Reflecting on memories of their own behavior, the girls also describe how you can make your own creepiness work to your advantage in life and love. Finally, Annmarie and Echo share an infuriating listener submission and call out Kellyanne Conway for being an immoral and abusive demon from hell.


Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram to get the details of our Valentine's Day giveaway and for regular updates on the show, behind the scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com 

Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with stories about their recent mindblowing orgasms and what it took to get them there. They also share resolution updates and reevaluate how gay they are before jumping into the main goal of this episode (and life): Making Orgasms Happen. The girls lovingly eviscerate men for their lack of tongue etiquette and provide simple fixes for their bad behavior. Annmarie prepares this week's Just The Tip, which is all about how to tell when a female is faking her orgasms. And guys, this one's going to hurt (hint: you're not making as many women cum as you think you are). This episode also includes a not-so-Dirty Voicemail from a fan asking for help with his dating life, and the girls help him through his situation with... zero sensitivity. With a lot of tough love and pussy talk, Annmarie and Echo present the definitive guide on eating coochie the right way.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram to get the details of our upcoming giveaway and for regular updates on the show, behind the scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Grab your own "Make Orgasms Happen" shirt here! 

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly discusses eating disorders. Please do not listen if this could be triggering for you.

This week, Annmarie and Echo sit down with author and GQ sex columnist, Sophia Benoit, for a hilarious and enlightening episode full of bad jokes and great advice. In addition to being a regular contributor to multiple online publications, Sophia (with a PH) also has her own newsletter called "Here's The Thing" where she offers advice about... pretty much everything. With a perfect Roster-like blend of humor, trauma, and authenticity, Sophia shares the intimate details of her personal life, reacts to Echo's triple catfish history, and provides Annmarie with a much-needed reality check. In between segments of KFM and Two Truths And A Lie, Sophia also gives the girls details on her new book, her four-times divorced parents, how she would handle a purge situation, which two celebs she would have a threesome with, her absolute worst date ever, and how she really feels about Donald Trump. In a classic twist on a long-time favorite, Sophia leads this week's WPOTW segment, where she discusses the time she was assigned a porn hunt for David Spade and describes the weirdest porn she's ever seen. The girls also introduce a new segment called Finish My Sentence.

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Episode Notes:
1. Follow Sophia on Twitter @1followernodad and on Instagram @sgbenoit
2. Pre-order Sophia's new book here: Well, This Is Exhausting
3. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast 
4. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797

Annmarie and Echo ring in the New Year with a raunchy year-in-review that reminds them of what a crazy experience 2020 has been for them both. From moving in together in January and starting The Roster in March to surviving a global pandemic and multiple fuckboys, the girls reflect on their best and worst moments of the year. After a shocking but crucial segment of Just the Tip, Annmarie and Echo share their New Year's Resolutions as they look forward to the year to come.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Shop our merch at rosterpodcast.com!
3. Leave us a dirty voicemail for our next episode using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
4. Join us on Patreon! http://patreon.com/RosterPodcast

In this super festive holiday special, Annmarie and Echo call back to A Christmas Carol and roast each other for their Ghosts of Dickmas Past and Present, and they share their hopes for Those Yet To Come. With hilarious, holiday-themed segments of Dirty Dictionary and WPOTW, this is just the episode to warm your heart and make your dick hard. The girls also share their holiday favorites, from movies and songs to gifts and traditions.

Episode Notes:
1. Get 50% off our ENTIRE merch store until midnight Christmas day!
Go to rosterpodcast.com to shop!
2. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast
3. Leave us a dirty voicemail for our next episode using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
4. Join us on Patreon! http://patreon.com/RosterPodcast

TRIGGER WARNING: This episode reviews eating disorders and body dysmorphia, including anorexia, bulimia, binge eating disorder, and unhealthy eating patterns. Please do not listen if this could be triggering for you. ||

In this week's big, round, juicy episode, Annmarie and Echo reveal the shocking truth about their big phat asses and share their first, worst, and best experiences with their own body image through deeply intimate stories about the struggle and triumph of loving your physical form. The girls laugh through their tears as they discuss standards of beauty - how they evolve, how they are exacerbated, and the way they permeate throughout our everyday lives. Whether it is the image you project to the world (Is it wrong to edit your photos on Instagram? Is it necessary to include a full-body shot on Tinder?) or the way that you feel about yourself (Is it normal to breakdown crying when you try on a piece of clothing that doesn't fit anymore? How do you learn to respect your body for more than its appearance?), perceptions of beauty have an immeasurable impact on how we see and experience the world. Between segments of Go Fish! and Dirty Voicemail, this week's Just The Tip focuses on disordered eating and body dysmorphia.

Show Notes:
1. SOCK SALE! All socks are 20% off now through Christmas! "You are more likely to orgasm when your feet are warm."
Go to rosterpodcast.com to shop!
2. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast
3. Leave us a dirty voicemail for our next episode using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
4. Join us on Patreon! http://patreon.com/RosterPodcast

Annmarie and Echo review the concept of toxicity in more detail this week, as they examine their own behaviors and prior relationships. They discuss the different levels of being toxic, from flirtatious mind games to abusive relationships, and they share the reasons why they remain in and, at times, seek out toxic people in their own lives. In classic Roster fashion, the girls justify their own toxic past and provide a helpful reminder that no matter what crazy shit you do, life will go on and you will be okay. The episode includes an especially toxic segment of KFM, as well as a toxicity challenge for both Echo and the listeners.

Episode Notes:
1. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast
2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
3. Join us on Patreon! http://patreon.com/RosterPodcast

In one of their most revealing episodes yet, Annmarie and Echo reunite via Zoom with an old friend from high school with whom they both shared one very special rite of passage. Lulu is a booty-shaking, queer, polyamorous, kink+ performer and AMDA graduate from NYC who grew up as one of the very few black people in their shared hometown of Corry, PA. She and the girls discuss Lulu's experiences in the kink world before diving into stories about fucking females, racial biases, dating multiple partners, and juicy hometown gossip. Lulu shows off her DDLG skills in a round of Dirty Dictionary and delivers a special segment of WPOTW. All three women reveal shocking, never-before-heard details about their sex lives and personal histories, including a sexual encounter with Snoop Dogg. This is an episode you will not want to miss! 

Episode Notes:
1. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram for updates on the show, giveaways, and more! @rosterpodcast 
2. Follow Lulu on Twitter and Instagram to learn more about her and, of course, to see pics of her big phat a$$ @LuluSaidSo 
3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797