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  • E101: Hump My Knee

    This week's episode is all about digital stimulation. From written and visual porn to detailed instructions on finger fucking yourself, Annmarie and Echo dive deeper into their favorite form of self-love than they ever have before. The girls discuss their recent masturbatory experiences and fantasies, their evolution from showerhead orgasms to double penetrating dildos, and how their initial experiences in sex and masturbation influence their current habits.

    Between segments of Real Dumb Questions, Encyclopedia Literotica, and Dirty Dictionary, Annmarie and Echo also discuss their love of cum shots, porn preferences, the ups and downs of different masturbation techniques, how to make anal more pleasurable, whether masturbation is better than sex, and what a man's foreplay approach says about him.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and NEXT WEEK'S GUEST! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    1 hr 4 min
  • E100: Call Her Mommy (ft. Kendra Lust)

    In their 100th episode, Annmarie and Echo bring on their biggest guest yet!

    Kendra Lust joins the girls to discuss masturbation, MMA, MILFdom, and more. Between segments of Would You Rather and Dirty Dictionary, Annmarie and Echo ask Kendra questions about her experiences in the porn industry (her origin story, how to prep for anal, her favorite costars, how the job has changed over time), as well as her private sex life (her favorite position for recreation, what's still on her bucket list, whether or not she watches porn during sex) and her personal outlook (leading with kindness and compassion, living for your loved ones, and lifting up those around you). The girls also bond with Kendra over motherhood, female sisterhood, and self-empowerment (her incredible family, why women supporting women is vital, how she maintains her confidence). Finally, the trio ends the episode with Real Dumb Questions sent in for Kendra by the Missionaries!


    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow Kendra on Twitter and Instagram! @kendralust 
    2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, and behind-the-scenes moments! @rosterpodcast
    3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    4. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    1 hr 17 min
  • E99: What Drunk Girls Want

    TRIGGER WARNING: This episode involves discussions of consent and sexual assault. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. ||

    In this update-heavy episode, Echo shares how her new 'no sex on the first date' approach has been going after a date with Fake Paul (as well as a hack for when you forget to learn someone's name), and Annmarie describes her recent dry spell with self-love and how she plans to spice up her sex life with the Cowboy. The girls also recap a recent live stream where they accidentally got blackout drunk and freed the nipple, as well as the unwarranted pettiness Echo received from the men in her life after having a successful date. Then, between segments of Two Truths and Dealbreaker, Annmarie recounts a much different blackout experience that serves as an important guideline for men who want to fuck drunk girls. Finally, the girls end on Real Dumb Questions sent in by the missionaries.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and NEXT WEEK'S GUEST! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    53 min
  • E98: It's Cumming Season

    TGIF! In this completely out-of-pocket, cannabis-fueled episode, Annmarie and Echo play a full-length version of Would You Rather after Echo provides the BTS details from a recent date that left her feeling like a horny princess. From penis fingers and mossy vaginal rivers to the benefits of monogamy and the value of friendship, this episode spans the spectrum from heartwarming to absolutely ridiculous. 

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    45 min
  • E97: The Slammy Awards

    Salvaging what they could of the audio they recorded (and lost) the night before New Year's Eve, Annmarie and Echo present to you the first annual Slammy Awards.

    With the help of an old friend, Annmarie and Echo present awards for the best and worst of 2021. Who do you think won best podcast? Biggest Dick? What about biggest dickhead? Between segments of Encyclopedia Literotica (Best of 2021) and Real Dumb Questions sent in by the Missionaries, the girls present these awards and more before delivering a year in review and their resolutions for 2022.

    Despite losing more than half of the original audio (and of course, the best of it), this episode will have you ready to grab a Four Loko and a Forty as you ring in the new year (a week after it began) with your favorite worst podcasters.

    It's time to get SLAMMED! Have a happy new year!


    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    38 min
  • E96: Double Trouble

    To start this week's episode, Annmarie and Echo discuss how much of their attraction to a person is based on personality before explaining why there will be a bonus episode this Saturday. Then, they move on to updates, where Annmarie shares the many sexual experiences she had on a recent trip to Texas, including a powerful fingering moment, facials, sex in the shower, and taking the deep throat too far.

    Moving on to the main topic, double penetration, Annmarie reveals a double penetration story that leaves Echo swelling with pride (and arousal). Between segments of Dirty Dictionary and KFM, the girls discuss the merits and downfalls of group sex... and also somehow end up talking about incest a lot. Why? Maybe because of the NBA brothers Echo wants to triple team her. Maybe the exchange Annmarie had with a man who willingly and nonchalantly admitted to fucking his own sister. Who knows?

    This episode also includes Real Dumb Questions from the Missionaries about asking for threesomes, the aftermath of group sex, and getting your boyfriend to DP you with dildos.

    ENJOY, MISSIONARIES! WE MISSED YOU! WE LOVE YOU!


    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    1 hr 6 min
  • E95: Let's Have A Snowball Fight

    TRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly mentions suicide and suicidal ideation in relation to hormonal birth control. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. ||

    Inspired by the winter weather, Annmarie and Echo start this nipply episode with a frozen wet t-shirt contest before sharing updates on the past few weeks: Annmarie got a dog and 8 free boxes of female condoms AND Plan B, while Echo got stood up twice by the same guy and accidentally showed her nipples in a VERY inappropriate setting.

    Between Would You Rather and a segment of Real Dumb Questions from the Missionaries that have them discussing icicle masturbation and frozen sperm, the girls keep things nippling as they review everything from the physiology of temperature play and the role sex plays in immunity to what a "snowball fight" REALLY entails and the best options for fucking in the cold.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    1 hr 5 min
  • E94: Parting The Pink Velveteen Clouds (ft. Deelz)

    TRIGGER WARNING: This episode briefly mentions eating disorders, verbal abuse, and emotional abuse in romantic and non-romantic relationships. Please do not listen if this could be trigging for you. ||

    It's officially the season of giving! And this week, Annmarie and Echo are delivering: an interview with the multitalented Deelz, a Playboy cover model, OnlyFans creator, DJ, and host of the That's Offensive podcast.

    Following a guest-led Two Truths, the three get intimate as they discuss body image and buccal fat removal, OnlyFans content creation, the spectrum of human sexuality, and why having sex with women has been a healing experience. Then, during this week's Just The Tip, Echo and Deelz commiserate over chlamydia in a conversation about deconstructing STI stigma and the importance of getting tested.

    After segments of Encyclopedia Literotica and Dirty Dictionary, the episode takes a more serious turn as Deelz describes her traumatic experience in Utah rehab during her senior year of high school. Of course, the tone doesn't stay somber for long, as the trio moves on to the audacity of men who wrongfully claim they know how to make women cum, why big dick orgasms don't count, the incomparable pain of a bruised cervix, and how to properly fuck a woman so that she never has to encounter it.

    Next, Annmarie and Deelz share their mutual love for toxic skinny men with big dicks, as well as the fatherly slut-shaming they received during their Christian upbringings, before Deelz details why she feels sex work and sluttiness are empowering and describes what it was like being interviewed for the cover of Playboy NZ. After a segment of KFM and a very special dirty voicemail made just for Deelz during You've Got Mail, the episode ends with Deelz recalling her sluttiest memory - in a church parking lot.

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow Deelz on Instagram @whatisthedeelz and That's Offensive @thatsoffensivepodcast.
    2. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    3. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    4. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    1 hr 13 min
  • E93: Don't Fear The Hickeyman

    What the suck is up, mother suckers?! 

    It's time we talked about hickeys and all other manner of sucking. This week, Annmarie and Echo detail a recent hook up with The Hickeyman that has the girls recounting their various hickey experiences throughout the years. From adolescent escapades and swollen pussy lips to eyeball licking and the craziest hickeys they've been given, Annmarie and Echo review the suckiest moments of their life (pun intended). 

    After discussing the reasons why people choose to leave a hickey, the girls move into a segment-heavy episode inspired by the infamous Blake Sheltzers. Including a Just The Tip on reducing the appearance of hickeys, a triumphant Two Truths, and another sultry segment of Dirty Dictionary, this episode will guide you through the necessary etiquette for slurping during sex. Finally, the girls end on a segment of Real Dumb Questions featuring a man who can't stop fucking his vacuum?! 

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    34 min
  • E92: Jagged Little Pills

    Annmarie and Echo start this week's episode with a Would You Rather inspired by Echo's recent butt plug adventures before explaining their absence last week during an honest and vulnerable update. 

    Moving into the episode, the girls call back to E35: Hard Pills To Swallow, reviewing all the lessons they thought they had learned and, somehow, completely forgot. From the importance of compassion and the moments when it's not necessary (or deserved) to establishing healthier habits in health, finance, and self-acceptance. Between segments of Rap Genius and Real Dumb Questions, Annmarie and Echo explain that everything is transient, how to push through when things get hard, and why you are the only one who can change your life. Finally, they end on a surprise segment of Encyclopedia Literotica. 

    Episode Notes:
    1. Follow The Roster on Twitter and Instagram for links to our latest collabs, regular updates on the show, giveaways, behind-the-scenes moments, and more! @rosterpodcast
    2. Call or text us using The Roster Hotline: 814-480-9797
    3. Grab your own Roster merch here! rosterpodcast.com

    1 hr 4 min

About THE ROSTER

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THE ROSTER is a comedy podcast following the crazy lives and inspiring friendship of Annmarie and Echo, two dumbass twenty-somethings with a lot to say and very little shame. They invite you to…