On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a 400 lb woman falls through the sidewalk in Manhattan, a woman smothers her boyfriend to death with her breasts, and two strippers get into a fight over a dollar. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Larry!

On this, the 128th episode of the Round Table: a man is still on the loose after raping a miniature horse multiple times, a crafty cat is caught sneaking contraband into a Brazilian prison, and a bank robber in Seattle is caught masturbating on the sidewalk. Joining us today: Seaton Smith and Doug & Bill! They come as a pair.

On this, the 127th episode of the Round Table: a heroic chicken named Cluck Cluck saves a family from a fire, a woman is charged with insurance fraud after her sexual prowess rats her out, and a woman in Chicago is attacked with a sock full of feces. Joining us today: Micah Sherman and Mike Recine!

On this, the 126th episode of the Round Table: a man is charged with carving a pentagram onto his 6 year old son's back, singer Trey Songz is arrested for making it rain, and return guests Damien Lemon and Chris Distefano tell some of the best stories the Round Table has ever heard.

On this, the 125th episode of the Round Table: a man dupes his wife into trying meth in a bid to make her see why he likes it so much, a monkey trainer in China lets us in on the secret behind her success and, in one of the darkest stories we've ever done, a man forces his son to have sex with the aforementioned boy's mother. Eesh. Also Micah Sherman and Josh Rabinowitz in the Chuckle Hut!

This week on the Round Table: a man with a low opinion of the elderly attacks an old man in a Burger King bathroom, a small MP's office in Britain has a urine problem, and a French man blames a Parkinson's medication for his gay sex and gambling binge, plus our old friend James Adomian takes his turn as a replacement Ed.

On this, a special live version of the Round Table: a disbarred lawyer is arrested for penis graffiti, a woman threatens to cut the throats of two men who refuse cunnilingus, and a small town's sacred New Year's ceremony is threatened by the Round Table's mortal enemy, PETA.

On this, the 122nd episode of the Round Table: a notorious cross-dresser is charged with killing and dismembering his wife, a man is unjustly imprisoned because his dog ate a cat, and a heroic goat attacks a teenager. Joining us this week: Dan Wilbur and Amber Nelson!

On this, the 121st episode of the Round Table: porch news continues as a man's corpse is mistaken for a leftover Halloween decoration, two teachers are charged with grooming a teenager for illicit hot tub sex and board games, and a bridge in Idaho is the grisly scene of hundreds of deer suicides. Today in the Hut: MURDERFIST.

On this, the 120th episode of the Round Table: a gynecologist in Germany is charged with holding hundreds of illegal weapons and photos of his patient's vaginas, a rogue monkey in Florida is finally caught after two years of the lam, and an avid gamer is beat to death for his rare collection of Magic: The Gathering cards, plus Holden's girlfriend Lexi joins us in the Hut.