On this, the first of two(!) Round Table's this week, the gang discusses such pressing topics as urn thievery, a new serial killer in Orange County, and the many public masturbation habits of the Round Table.

The New Year starts off with a bang here on Cave Comedy Radio with the 77th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen, wherein we discuss a mass Santa murder in Texas, the brutal raping of a chihuahua by a wheelchair-bound sicko, and the Round Table gives their year in review. Featuring Molly Knefel, Henry Zebrowski, Walter Replogle, and John Moreno!

Look, we know they were probably perfectly nice people. But damn, when there's two elevator deaths in one week, and when they're as absolutely bizarre as these, then there's no way we couldn't have talked about them both. FIRE.

Piranha suicides, Nazis, Russians; it's like the world made the week for us! Plus, we've got comedian Molly Knefel, Sara Benincasa from our very own Sex and Other Human Activities, and Cincinnati Henry Zebrowski coming in to help us celebrate. Jackie has been fisted.

On this week's Round Table: throats are occupied, our most innapropriate and longest laugh record is broken, and the Lightning Round makes it's return. Special guests Thomas Dale, Henry Zebrowski, and Ashley Brooke Roberts join! Also, Pork the Dork!

On this week's Round Table, the boys and Jackie discuss the many, many times they've almost blown up the restaurants they've worked in through fryer accidents, a man is fired for refusing to wear a 666 sticker, and a ten year old steals a car and gets off because hey, he's a nice kid.

It's time to inject some chaos into Occupy Wall Street. The man to do it? Our very own Ed Larson! Tune in to hear Eddie's adventures at OWS this week, plus mouse crunchin', the best prison in the world, and the RT fails miserably at an attempt to go clean.

Worst porno we could possibly imagine. Today on the Round Table, 83 year old men are prostituting themselves, Russians are robbing the graves of young girls and dressing them like dolls, and the Round Table engages in that age-old pastime, Madlibs. It's with a Penthouse Forum, but still.

What the hell is this country coming to? Apparently, juggalos are now a gang threat. Jesus Christ. Anyway, on today's Round Table, we've got the aforementioned "gang", a judge behaving badly behind the bench, and a segment from special guest Michael Che involving, you guessed it, racism, plus Mike Lawrence from CCR's own Nerd of Mouth joins us as well!

Alchemy sure ain't what it used to be. Tune in to find out why and how it relates to a string of Chicago car robberies, plus frozen armadillo assault! We've also got comedian Cody Hess and podcast favorite John F. O'Donnell sitting in for our boys Ed and Kevin.