hey made it ! Well, I suppose I could say we made it. Murderfist, of which three members of the Round Table are in the group, did a 12 hour sketch marathon on Saturday. To match it, me and Ben did a 12 hour drinking marathon. Tune in to hear the day-after fallout. Plus, we’ve got number 1 fan and Ben’s college friend Dave Koehler in the studio! Ben once threw him through a window!

That’s right, we’re returning to what has oddly become one of our favorite subjects, breast milk! We’ve also got voodoo sex rituals, accidental racism (Maryland, Biggie, and Fried Chicken are involved), and our Oscar picks. They were done the night before the ceremony so tune in to hear how incredibly wrong we were with most of them.

Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got it all on this episode of The Round Table. Tune this week as Jackie further cements her reputation as the show’s resident psychotic, Ben tells us of his many, many in school suspensions, Holden gives us a boner story, Ed tells you how to score Xanax in Mexico, and Kevin explains why Cracker Day scared him even though he’s black. You don’t know what Cracker Day is either? Listen up to find out!

It’s Fight Night here at The Round Table! Tune in to hear about the almost-fight we got into on Saturday, tales of men getting thrown through windows, and an amazing story about a guy Ed knows who’s killed at least 20 people. We’ve also got a special Valentine’s Day segment from Holden! Ben speed dates the entire Table. It gets sexy.

Male breast reduction! It’s on the rise. Tip to all those potential steroid users out there: ya gotta work out, too. Otherwise, tits. In addition to that, Ben tells us about all the fast food restaurants he’s been fired from (many more than you would think), Kevin’s got a personal connection to the Super Bowl, Jackie names a dissected pig, Ed compares Silvio Berlusconi to Elvis, and Holden asks the crew about our potential last meals as it is likely that at least half of us will be facing execution some day.

They’re back! After conquering LA, the ‘Fisters have returned to the Round Table. Join us this episode as Kevin fucks up, Ben reveals yet another terrible thing from his past, Ed creates the best festival ever, Jackie stops the whole show in it’s tracks by saying yet another disgusting thing, I school everyone on all things postmortem, and Holden introduces the worst segment ever, Rape Stab Murder.

We’ve also got Henry Zebrowski, Jesse Popp, and Kevin’s friend Calvin in the Chuckle Hut!

Especially us. Join us this episode as we discuss the Arizona assassinations, the astronomically high abortion rates in NYC, what each of us will do when The Rapture comes (May 21st), and who we would be if we could be anyone in the world for a day and what meals we will enjoy while inhabiting that person’s body Malkovich style.

The Round Table has a lot to be thankful for this year. While about half of us have had the worst year of our lives, the world has followed suit and given us stories much more horrible than our current predicaments. Laugh into the abyss, that’s what we say. What did the world give us at the end of this year? Serial killers, castrations, and Mailman Dave! Tune in to find out how it all turns out on this, the 26th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

It’s a weird one. Holden, our creator of segments, saw it fit to put us all through the experience of sharing the things we’ve done that we’ve never told anyone about. You can imagine the skeletons all of us have in our closet. Add 24 dead baby seals and 15 minutes of masturbation memories and you’ve got this, the 25th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen.

And a new catchphrase is created! Mee-ow. Anyway, join us this week as we discuss such diverse topics as Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin, foot fetishes, and the latest in marital bestiality on this, the 24th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Our Chuckle Hut this week includes the Too Cool for School’s Jason Saenz, the curmudgeonly Zach Sims, and the absolutely lovely Sharron Paul. It’s about time we had a classy lady in the room.