The Rules Lawyers Podcast

We begin DDEX 1-8 "Tales Trees Tell" with Jacey having a disconcerting dream about dirt farmer and an unknown evil. More importantly, the Goat Pimps are wraped up in a Cockburn's related consiracy so big that the Blackfist Guard is even invovled! We also welcome back the prodical son, Flintstrike Ironfist!

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(music at the break: "Trix" by Ketsa)

At long last, we reach the conclusionn of DDEX 1-7 Drums in the Marsh. The Goat Pimps follow the mysterious large lizardfolk to the center of Fidget Spinner Island, where they do what they do best; causing general chaos and havock. The NPCs are pretty much useless, Lafty can't hit a target for his life, and Davros proves the worth of the Paladork. In the totally super-epic conclusion of this mod, we will learn the fate of the lost members of the Goat Pimps!

At long last, the Goat Pimps draw ever nearer to the heart of the swamp, the source of the drums, and discovering what those darned lizardfolk are up to. They are joined by everyone's new favorite NPCs, the dwarves Rolk and Nic, and are rejoined with King Daine as quickly as he left. And lets not forget (as the players most certainly have), they still need to save Flintstrike and Jacey!

At last! The Lost Episode has resurfaced from the bowels of hell!

After getting a visit from the ASMR fairy, the gang continues their quest in DDEX 1-7 Drums in the Marsh. After King Daine leaves to go back to town, the Goat Pimps are reunited with their old bud Jybbeenk. However, the whereabouts of Flintstrike and Jacey are still looking... murky.

As we continue DDEX 1-07, the Goat Pimps push forward in their quest to save their captured team mates. We get to know a little more on what the characters do in their free time, and find out who is behind the recent kidnappings.

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!! The players begin DDEX 1-7 with Luke at the DM's wheel. Tomik recieves a rather odd letter, spurning him rescue their beloved leader. The group also teaches a young man how to do magic before meating a new friend.

We reach the conclusion of DDEX 01-06, as the Goat Pimps finally come face to face with the infamous Scroll Thief. However, they find a bit more than they Bargain(ed) [Books] for and our (Barns and) Noble band of adventurers find themselves with their backs agains a Wal(den Books).

Episode by episode, Jacey and the Goat Pimps inch closer and closer to catching that damn scroll thief. The crew follows their most excellent investigative skills to the source of the crime and for who put the hit out on them, and proceed to have more book-related antics. Will the Goat Pimp's reading level be as high as their adventuring score?

After a long/drawn-out discussion primarily consisting of anime characters (seriously, its like, 10 mins long. Skip that whole part if that's not your thing), the Goat Pimps continue their journey through the mystical land known as DDEX 1-6. The crew deals with a band of rough customers, and they are not doing their shopping at Cockburns.