The Rules Lawyers Podcast

A few select cuts that let you know what you are in for.

We begin DDEX 1-6, where the Goat Pimps (and those of the non-Goat Pimp persuasion) are charged with finding a thief who has stollen a bunch of books. King Daine continues to exist, Jacey does not acknowledge it, and Jybbeenk brings her to Suplex City a number of times. Davros enters the Thunderdome, Flintstrike lays the moves on something with a pulse, and Tomik shows just how privledged he is. 

An unsetteling thought... could the villain be their ol' pal Lafty???

After a deep philosophical debate, we finish running through DDEX 1-5. The mystery of Rat Face if finally revealed, which is followed by some questionable interior design and a face off with... wait for it.... more undead!

Jacey and the Goat Pimps continue to trudge through dungeon under the standing stones much as the players continue to trudge through DDEX 1-5. Flintstrike makes quick work of some undead, Jybbeenk (confirmed spelling) and Lafty continue to clean house, King Daine continues to do what he does, and Jacey continues to take unnecessary abuse. And just when the crew thinks the adventure is over, Rat Face give them even more problems to deal with!

Who here likes Firebolts? You do??? Well, you have come to the right place! We continue to run through DDEX 1-5 after much dicking around in the previous episode, we make up for it by dealing with a lot of unexpected combat. King Daine uses some new found fighting skills, Flintstrike has an identity crisis, Lafty is a sneaky bastard, and Jabbynk (I still have no idea how to spell his name) is the MVP of the Goat Pimps.

In DDEX01-05, Jacey and the Goat Pimps set out on another intrepid adventure to find the plot of the module. We do meet the easily best NPC of all Dungeons and Drangs, who just so happens to run a grocery store in everyone's favorite city of Phlan.

Deep in the catacombes under Phlan, The Goat Pimps continue to hack away at the undead horde threatening to breach the surface. We see (King) Daine disappear mysteriously, Jabbink (I have absolutley no idea if I spelled that right) face off with death, and Flintstrike finally making his move on the most hated NPC.

After a close encounter of the Thrug kind, the Goat Pimps delve further into the catacombs under Phlan in search of the undead source. The group unravels the secrets of an acient obelisk, solve a scale and weight puzzle, and gather very useful information from some unexpected allies.

Them thereGoat Pimps are at it again, runnin' round the catacombs and gettin' into all kinds of mischief. They even run into an ol' friend that gives King Daine a special gift.

The Goat Pimps find themselves begining another adventure filled with restraining orders, gramatical errors, and male performance issues.