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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A GA man kidnaps a woman for not returning the go-kart that she never stole from him, CO man poops on a little girl's picnic table and steals her scooter (Unknown if the girl was on the naughty list), US woman smuggles multiple spider monkeys across US Border unclear if she's even in any trouble, Masterchef Ecuador in hot water after using endangered animals as ingredients (Except Capybara which are "least concerned" whatever that means), and LA police officers are still fired for ignoring a robbery to catch Pokémon, but it was a Snorlax.

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Go-Kart Kidnapping / The Atlanta Journal-Constitution :

https://www.ajc.com/news/newnan-man-accused-of-kidnapping-woman-at-gunpoint-over-go-kart/ZIVKF3YEMZEBXL4XFF4ZMB3UOI/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1EoCiP0LKcWeFy7SfmSvCS9n1wohC5Xjoc224NmaGn3jZmjdcsgm7-dfo

Merry Christmas Poop Table / Fox News:

https://kdvr.com/news/local/man-poops-on-childs-picnic-table-then-steals-her-scooter-on-christmas/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3nHXTBMrB6jsOi4EpzWML788NoQniJjkyoCGAN8ZY0LO_Z3bWF22XYamY

Monkey Smuggling / Microsoft News:

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/us/woman-found-smuggling-spider-monkeys-in-duffel-bag-across-us-border/ar-AASsS45?ocid=sapphireappshare&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0fEn3vamcMDYovuwPfLaImPZ5wMxgQByxIiXz5YZZh70tTwAC8jB-GaI8

Masterchef Endangered Animals / VICE:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3v34m/masterchef-endangered-animals?utm_source=vicenewsfacebook&fbclid=IwAR0L2Os9l18F7IDKjaLsXKAGx_5aN_v__ob4c-No-KogGUKqQ0EXUSXHsyM

Gotta Catch 'Em All / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/lapd-officers-robbery-pokemon-go-b1990498.html?amp

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Israeli Scientists teach goldfish to drive moving one step closer to a world run by fish, The President of Paraguay's Deer kills one of his own security detail, UK Mom finds meth in her daughter's cereal box turns it in and must be livid after finding out it's worth almost 40K, Floridaman says he doesn't know how meth and cocaine got strapped to his penis, and LA Man is arrested for the second time after trying to convince babysitters to change his diapers.

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Driving Goldfish / CTV News:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/sci-tech/scientists-in-israel-train-goldfish-to-drive-on-land-1.5726743?fbclid=IwAR2unXV3j650r1IP058A6m6-nH5l-BZv-pMHwTgZNFawtnLI9QjkIaP5B2Y

Deer Kills Soldier / The North West Star:

https://www.northweststar.com.au/story/7570514/paraguay-presidents-deer-kills-soldier/?cs=13136&fbclid=IwAR1e9oNYqEXelbEJSnhE3-Kdk2c5T9rx8HJn16KAjUVfnizGT2a40qhSsQI

Crystal Meth Cereal / The Indian Express:

https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-globally/uk-mom-finds-crystal-meth-in-cereal-7701027/

Floridaman Drug Wrapped Penis / Mercury News:

https://www.mercurynews.com/2021/12/25/florida-man-with-drugs-around-penis-denies-they-were-his/?fbclid=IwAR0NEuIoKhsy08S3bnfkwf5aY2hE3yjyXKmqTX3795Z0SsFrJx05_rYIccA

Changing Diapers / WRZ:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/metairie-man-caught-deceiving-babysitters-into-changing-his-diapers-arrested-for-second-time?fbclid=IwAR0uiZQhdrZO0hXt0Qrr0yn8nvVwgGfnFRIBWUi4PgBPhLAkWOepqEVgF9g

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet; the recorder took a noise dive an hour in erasing our original show (which may or may not have been the Greatest Episode Ever) so this is The Tribute, covering everything from: Breaking down Billie Eilish's negative feelings towards porn after watching violent porn negatively affected her young sex life (also a lot of talk about Consent), Over 40 camels disqualified from a Saudi Camel Beauty Pageant over the use of plastic surgery, 48 year old Mom steals her daughter's identity defrauds the government and a college and then hooks up with 20something co-eds, Scientists say high Testosterone makes you a fuckboy does it we don't know, Politicians in Brazil solve their differences on policies through MMA and we think all political debates should follow suit, and finally Floridawoman's boyfriend wouldn't shut up so she poisons him with Quiet-Time Pills.

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Happy Holidays! While we take this time to spend with our families we didn't want you to go too long without hearing from us. So here is one of our classic episodes, enjoy because new episodes are coming in 2022!

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Cart Thieves leading to serious 1st world problems to Czech scientists getting fish addicted to Meth, A man predicting a fire seconds before he starts it to A woman that led police on a very on again off again varying speed chase until being caught at McDonald's ordering food.

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston woman was tired of losing so she set the machine on fire pushing a nearby player to shoot her, Walmart pulls a singing and dancing cactus from its online stores after finding one of its songs is a Polish rap about cocaine and hopelessness, Christian preacher recounts a sexual encounter with her husband that wasn't her husband but was a reptilian alien claiming to be Xerxes but JESUS IS REAL, WA man accidentally burns down his house trying to kill a snake unsuccessfully, and finally in the UK a man "accidentally" gets an anti-tank mortar round lodged in his butt!

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Back from the holiday break (This episode was recorded before the Thanksgiving Holiday)

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by their new business partner Austin of Times Live Media Group to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: UK McDonalds fan threatens to call the authorities after a food vlogger makes "Healthy Ketchup" abomination by making Ketchup water, LA deer takes itself to the hospital after being grievously injured is this proof of reincarnation or just an amazing coincidence, in Egypt hundreds are injured and 3 are dead after it rained scorpions...or it rained and that brought scorpions either way it's biblical, New Zealand woman calls the police to rescue her after she is held hostage...by a possum, and finally Brass Against front woman pees on a willing fan in the middle of their show and her band does not have her back.

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Was the Astroworld tragedy really a satanic sacrifice, a family in MA watches as their loved ones body goes into their grave before their casket and they are quite upset about it, Disney fans are up in arms wanting stricter wardrobe rules after seeing a mans shirt telling the world he gave his wife the D for Disney of course, Dutch man on safari in Africa gets the first case of penis rot after getting bitten by a snake in the toilet, and prison workers are in serious trouble after using Baby Shark to torment prisoners the way parents have been tormented since it's release.

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, this week joined by long time friend and fan of the show, Matt aka Twitch Streamer "IPunch__" McConnell to cover everything from: a Japanese man in trouble with the law for making his kitty swim, a woman finishes the second half of a marathon after pooping her pants and beats her personal record, TX Longhorns special teams coach's stripper girlfriend's monkey bites a child, KY woman stabs her cousin over the use of her sex toy, Brazilian man is killed by piranhas while escaping from bees his friends are suspiciously fine, Florida shootout between a woman and dog nappers ends with all the bullets blindly fired hitting nothing.

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, but this week they are joined by return guest Marc "Greatness" Hunter. Veteran, Motivational Speaker, Entrepreneur, and Author of: The Greatness Manefesto" and the upcoming "Unstoppable Breakthrough". The boys discuss how Marc found himself in the ARMY, past run ins with the law, how he turned his skills into business success, transitioning into the family business and elevating it, motivational speaking and becoming an author. He then joins the guys covering everything from: a BC woman that is quite literally rocked awake by a meteorite crashing through her bed and landing inches from her head, new AI ethically answer program Ask Delphi and how quickly it exhibited signs of racism, and a Midwest woman suing GEICO for millions after contracting HPV during sex in a car covered by the insurance company.

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On this very special Halloween episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, each with their own Halloween Flavor; covering everything from: A UK nurse is convinced she was unjustly fired since her coworkers hypnotized her causing her to get possessed and making her fart against her will, NZ town of Christchurch lays off their official wizard of over 2 decades due to sexist comments, Dallas man is in the headlines again after his newest Halloween decorations are so good people are convinced he's committing murder...and that may just be the plan, CA man sues psychic for not removing a curse his ex had a witch place on him oh yeah she charged him thousands, and finally Seattle Elementary School cancels Halloween because of racism...they think they're on the right side of the racism but we beg to differ!

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