The Rum Runnas Podcast

The Rum Runnas Podcast is back with all the news you never asked for!

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A serendipitous fatal crash between two drunk and high people on a combined total of 4 different substances, Chess Master scandal! Cheating allegations where someone not involved decided one of them cheated through the use of anal beads, AR Man claims to be both Jesus and then Satan before cutting off his own leg in front of his 5yr old, WV Man beats PA man with a Cinderblock over food tons of different types of assault, and of course our obligatory penis story! Teen has to have USB cable surgically removed from his penis through his taint! That's not how you measure!!!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Coming back with all the Drugs / CBS News 8: 

https://www.8newsnow.com/crime/speeding-woman-on-cocaine-kills-drunk-driver-high-on-meth-in-north-las-vegas-police-say/?fbclid=IwAR0CrQok_2WRoEJe74yWTtF8SEb4yJGagZoEduhx_zjd9a4JOw3UzH-2Tsk

Anal Beads Check and Mate / Riverfront Times:

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/player-at-st-louis-chess-cup-accused-of-using-anal-beads-to-cheat-38449269?fbclid=IwAR2_o9ECahaWW1mIWESrcsL05vxrFa9vfhu-XtQWeNPemuiPXSAVC6emS4Y

They Call Me...Jesus Satan / Fox 8: 

https://myfox8.com/news/crime/arkansas-man-called-himself-jesus-satan-before-cutting-off-own-leg-in-front-of-child-affidavit/?fbclid=IwAR3h-roZAPVdTF8txSrnkcHKygFOc2KDW7DQw60nf6fUtJvdRfe8FqjuT0Y

Food-fight < Cinderblock Fight / CBS WTAJ: 

https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/argument-over-food-leads-to-cinder-block-fight-in-bedford-county/?ipid=promo-link-block1&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0xov4co4K1eDfCok_poLXa0BOQ-93J_C7jicS3cGX9Oo5eytYaM96stxg

Obligatory Penis Story! / Indy 100: 

https://www.indy100.com/science-tech/teenager-measure-penis-usb-cable?fbclid=IwAR1mFyLIiw4-C4grZ1voYflviZpYFuQ9efWS9AtckyeixK30Y3ajIrVE038

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man on a motorcycle get pulled over for speeding because it was hot oddly he got pulled over much later and forgot the lesson of Shaggy "It wasn't me", A Houston Doctor is being sued after he accidentally gave a 4 year old a vasectomy, PA man has the cops called on him for being naked at a hotel but when the cops get there they take his side, UK police officer is "sacked" after reaching into another officer's pants grabbing his penis and screaming "It's a small one!", and finally an Elephant in India travels 200km finds a woman at a watering hole tramples her to death then returns to her funeral just to trample her corpse we're not saying this woman did something to this elephant but I mean it seems a lot like this woman did something to this elephant (or looked like someone that did) or it's an Elephant War in India and in that case Stay Strong and Stay the Hell Away from Elephants.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

It's Hot So I Must Go Fast / MPRNews:

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2022/06/16/charges-motorcyclist-clocked-at-144-mph-said-he-was-going-fast-because-it-was-hot?fbclid=IwAR152VNlM249RTmoVaiclBe3nimaYOMmFxoBlXKMahERqtJs5MDNEvIOKN4&fs=e&s=cl

Wasn't Supposed to Snip That / Fox News:

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/houston-4-year-old-unintentional-vasectomy-during-hernia-surgery?taid=62a800c7b64e860001a9f654&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1Sfwa4dfuS_AFJ096wnwAaXwZ4ZUoOFwkWXzAPTZjSsCwk_i10S9Ymho4&fs=e&s=cl

This naked man has a point / Pennlive: 

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/06/a-central-pa-hotel-called-police-on-a-naked-man-running-around-the-cops-sided-with-the-man.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=fb&utm_campaign=penn_consider_traffic&utm_term=pen_new+users_remarketing_pa_paid&utm_content=article_subex-nakedman&fbclid=IwAR0FMO1ZuJ79FME0lAy9n-wDTeu4bZH6siPRKQ8ZS3cziJT1VnqALIy8ZKI_aem_AV6EAvOxOn-ASR-9TVjFE1JzN_eQPON_uzdJ0vHOt3Nhb8Fo6jOtqfrPxR9aiUnVl1MKSU7u4tTTd1TsKaBc0WZrhX3loUwY-hsi5NazL9w5Xf0pS6KjD1xCHcvtf6HnlSc

Definite HR Violation / Manchester Evening News:

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-officer-who-touched-colleagues-24262909?fbclid=IwAR3uF9VeaxP7Anp_tgTJ4rPqGusnunBfsHOshRgA4v6stCzOAcqLeMi9vaU&fs=e&s=cl#l4n3x5wn3h6prscl8mz

An Elephant Never Forgets or Forgives / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/elephant-kills-woman-india-tramples-corpse-b2099464.html?fbclid=IwAR1jcCEj2i8GdsJSqE8KoD8INEoylF1JPGlvzKYYPg-5rgyCxAQz312V9rM&fs=e&s=cl

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man breaks millions of dollars worth of Ancient Greek artifacts and 1 new bowl after girlfriend makes him mad museum is oddly relaxed about it and says it didn't look like it was on purpose leaving us with one conclusion...Footloose angry dance, German Woman is in love with a plane she has sexual relations with models of it and spends what has to be exorbitant amounts of money to fly around inside of it in what has to be an insanely expensive relationship, UT attorney is accused by Sherriff that he is guilty of sexually abusing children and comes back with he's not murdering and eating kids not 100% sure but we're pretty sure he definitely killed and ate them, Floridawoman is performing Oral on the man driving which leads to a head on collision and some vague mention of injuries to his penis area due to it being in her mouth so we're pretty sure he has no penis anymore, and Climate Change is forcing Polar Bears south and Grizzlies North and they are meeting falling in love and have babies which were terribly named Pizzly Bears (I'm motioning for Grolar Bears but that's just me) these Pizzly Bears are better at surviving than both their parents and some D-Bag scientist had the nerve to say the only thing special about it is it exists...Screw that mean scientist!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Angry Dancing in a Museum / ArtNet: 

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/man-dallas-museum-smashed-artifacts-2125239?fbclid=IwAR3mzcNl8Wk-31RKjuCv0cTcN0NSpDTEiA7L6o-LtI8A103aUjAn3CWsrwo_aem_AejDxdbc7N7Oh5GVxembnl4W5XGCCAx4McA9BKKCdCo_7aqnmLD1kEhfIvvrHmeycoswFDVYTJrrJlN1155B2N844wQzxPYv6m4jWCBq7mOn5RwQQz8I-nSh3n88AZbDJMY&fs=e&s=cl

I love lamp…I mean plane / Wales Online: 

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-who-sexually-attracted-inanimate-24112766?fbclid=IwAR3cPfRJed3FGhD3ow_klXN9f18s65M-4ZoF6OTRe9nwkkD2gljG4826p0M&fs=e&s=cl

Definitely Maybe Might Be A Cannibal / KSLNews: 

https://kslnewsradio.com/1969649/utah-county-attorney-says-hes-been-wrongly-accused-of-cannibalism/?fbclid=IwAR03eWv30Jw_hOORqENnv5wh-Ivi3FwK301sz-NRbyCA6Lf_iz_t1IBEucg&fs=e&s=cl

She Definitely Bit Off That Penis / Local 10 News:

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/06/03/police-woman-performing-oral-sex-on-driver-causes-vehicle-crash-into-fedex-truck/?fbclid=IwAR1rHJLfW_mGGW1Efn2qiitSdfa43nxqbpRe1ASLvXaHAMUyQvzFsqNiEbY&fs=e&s=cl

Pizzly Bears / BGR:

https://bgr.com/science/polar-bears-and-grizzlies-are-mating-to-create-giant-hybrids-and-humans-are-to-blame/?fbclid=IwAR3P_MQQvYETeut5mcScQsvT2kKPkyJNWihqFhtZW7-pDZwJxfWbPmi0OcU&fs=e&s=cl

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Fire Fighters being called to the same address hours after their car was destroyed in a fire to put out their house that was now on fire insurance fraud you might be thinking but no we're convinced it's ghosts and fire beats ghosts, Winnie the Pooh is now no longer under Disney copyright and people immediately want to make a horror film with the characters and it looks terrible bot because of nostalgia but because it just looks bad, In Africa a sheep rammed an old woman who later died immediately and said sheep was sentenced to 3 years in jail we don't see it going well for the sheep, Baltimore MD man just died from being murdered 11 years ago following a gun shot to the head...time is fluid, and Floridaman crashes because in all honesty he was smoking his meth pipe.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Fire Fights Ghosts/ ABC: 

https://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-city-house-car-fire/40126956?fbclid=IwAR0_IjTRYvvVla9d2kzG4UPg3hFLI06n_kQv05WvlE9MMDgM3mPnsWQu2Pc&fs=e&s=cl

Evil Pooh Looks Bad / Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-b2087809.html?fbclid=IwAR2e_YsXul-eJfzBhxFVJB5DW2on7xqo9y0sZ-8PhP2W_dqcyNo9pka-f6w&fs=e&s=cl

Sheep Go To Jail / NBC: 

https://nbcmontana.com/news/offbeat/sheep-arrested-sentenced-to-3-years-in-prison-for-killing-a-woman-africa-sudan-ram-police-chief-major-elijah-mabor?fbclid=IwAR2Z2oMMlCjQ2wc5rfP3Yj0p1ErkqjHRk5BUDo66GCGyPlqo7NRn-rOecPs&fs=e&s=cl

Bullet With Your Name On It / Daily Voice:

https://dailyvoice.com/maryland/baltimore/news/baltimore-man-dies-11-years-after-being-shot-case-upgraded-to-homicide-police/833656/?fbclid=IwAR11_Ad4toXvw10-vT3XhAf41iXW0QOduC2iR1JIAynC-A9IvFCwucnCgaw&fs=e&s=cl

Floridaman / Fox News:

https://www.fox13news.com/news/i-was-smoking-my-meth-pipe-florida-man-totals-tractor-trailer-during-delivery-to-publix-shopping-center?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1ymDUKcxtOFG2UXa8JtZfYkuKKaDiI5EYCH5VuyVJmfi21Mbk8iUqj7Vs&fs=e&s=cl

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A 15 year old girl in PA is struck by lightning inside of her home and we can't tell if she had superpowers before of after the event but she's definitely a superhero now, A shooting at a local Taco Bell is allegedly not connected to the shooting at McDonalds that happened hours later and directly across the street (Fast food war? Too early to tell.), Thieves in India return statues after having a Tell Tale Heart moment they plead to take back the statues to stop the nightmares (Definitely cursed statues), OnlyFans creator's Instagram was taken down and she knew only one way to get it back initiate Operation Bang Every Facebook Employee I Find Until My Instagram Works Again (not creatively named but highly effective), and Cambodian government pleads for people to stop picking penis plants because they're going extinct (prompting the creation of Rum Runnas Newest Charity: Plant More Plants!).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Lady Lightning / WTAE:

https://www.wtae.com/article/north-huntingdon-15-year-old-girl-struck-by-lightning/40015046?fbclid=IwAR1FuWgy7dATcZZ6TEzyUM-CWYjkBBHcOys2TcthzAD0kmVVyLx11lWEzK4#

Fast Food War / Atlanta Journal Constitution:

https://www.ajc.com/news/crime/police-shooting-at-mcdonalds-not-related-to-taco-bell-shooting-yards-away/WE6NTOMLCJCM7GKGNFUPPGWCUY/?fbclid=IwAR3Jk6EcLmhguqpYYjdNRg8lpDLmNFwZj7iXy-AlgBHwJ1i4qhDNftzmxME

Returned the Demons / The Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/17/were-fed-up-with-scary-dreams-thieves-return-temple-treasures?fbclid=IwAR2zzLQjP2qLLkbOgb2Ct-CBKWPfUuSYoZNRicb1CyxQlrYdQiWzip5SScw

Sex is the Most Effective Bargaining Chip / Futurism:

https://futurism.com/the-byte/instagram-reinstated-sex-facebook-employees?utm_campaign=trueanthem_manual&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR3n5MGJmLZAfNKhCY43ds2AiJCCP60IC6TJMQ2OgAucIQ7oJoJ4Gvw3J78

Don’t Touch the Penis Plants / Live Science:

https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked?fbclid=IwAR3tNGHzGn1SGYnR-xa5Zx96kwkXkf75lEbjaomxfmks7Po3-BovTxpYJfI

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: PETA making children's nursery rhymes more inclusive and aware of animals, MI 5th grader brings in weed gummies to the same school a kindergartner brought margaritas a few weeks earlier and a mother loses her mind over it and is now on a war path (all reason is out the window), OK woman tries to frame her husband by downloading child porn onto his old phone in an attempt get custody (long story short: don't do that it hasn't gone well for her), a 60 year old man dies of a heart attack while trying to dispose of the body of a woman he just killed in an act of instant universal karma or they were spies and the CIA got them (new theory Rum Runnas Razer the most complicated explanation must be correct), and a cybernetics company gave 350 people suffering from different levels of blindness new cybernetic eyes (yay!) but now they can support the eyes anymore and those people are going blind irrevocably blind! Also more math than has ever been on this show about the plausibility of the Matrix human battery idea!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Woke Nursery Rhymes / Express:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1609168/nursery-rhymes-vegan-makeover-peta?fbclid=IwAR3V8gr6Cm1ycKW1gDVSDeWOwmtytHEjLKccgn6Rdse81u46hthwfllUmvY#l3605qz14diwis90nb

Elementary School Parties Hard / Fox News

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/5th-grader-brings-weed-gummies-to-livonia-school-that-kindergartner-brought-margaritas?fbclid=IwAR2jhuN1gcEvcogZjEnytdhb-juQzyViBSUoCVifjijd9p40FKvbfQ5CZy4

Don't Frame Your Husband / PennLive:

https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2022/05/wife-filled-husbands-phone-with-child-porn-in-attempt-to-get-custody-of-children-oklahoma-police-say.html?outputType=amp&fbclid=IwAR3rvvDwALzYg918P2z5BrMUrqQViyy8P5SdmrWOWA-U0aeYTp8DS142yck

Instant Karma / Tri-City Herald:

https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article261301452.html?fbclid=IwAR0OiHCWVapnL-NsmjUHogOS-vgRtjJivD95bjRHmGISAoxVezl3LNau4uU

Pure Evil / Futurism: 

https://futurism.com/neoscope/bionic-eye-implants-expire?utm_campaign=trueanthem_AI&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_term=futurism&fbclid=IwAR38o_6VtXiLwD-rikupO3fi4yoxuGAyAmO_Zeu0v7qH9TEosDICGsnZAuI

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a MD couple coming coming home from vacation to find every last thing taken from their house except for their bed where straight out of goldilocks the alleged robbers were sleeping (might be fraud or might be robbery - they're still at large), IA court for some reason imputed into their public court system that the prosecution on over 100 court cases was Easter Santa Bunny (He can hide eggs and candy all over in one day, you think he can't pass the bar and get you locked up think again), CA woman is a bit too attached to her phone diving head first into a 500 gallon waste tank of a WA outhouse and gets stuck for over an hour (WARNING: this story is icky yucky gross), OH woman is arrested for allegedly stabbing a man in the butt TWICE while he was trying to pee this raised so many questions and theories but the news didn't feel like investigating at all it seems, and finally NZ jockey and racehorse both test positive for meth...and apparently this is like an ongoing issue in NZ?!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Goldilocks Bandits / The Daily Voice: https://dailyvoice.com/maryland/prince-georges/police-fire/intruders-caught-sleeping-on-homeowners-bed-after-stealing-all-their-stuff-police/831293/?fbclid=IwAR0spngGPM90kYchbXbSEcYN-D-0QAVutO2oaMZEseSmVxfaR4O70NSwryU

Meet my Lawyer...The Easter Bunny! / Des Moines Register: https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2022/04/21/easter-bunny-listed-prosecutor-hundreds-iowa-court-cases-polk-county/7399856001/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0sNWB8V_3P37D_UN3ccgeDZF2nwFzHeF5U8PPUi5nImZ8RajF1Q4aEPPo#l2lz6r5jw3glkp1mf4f

Icky Yucky Gross She Got The Poo On Her / The Press Enterprise: https://www.pe.com/2022/04/22/california-woman-drops-phone-into-outhouse-falls-in-headfirst-and-gets-stuck/?fbclid=IwAR3vTOIt-dqd-ms_IvuTN0KbWAD1g_-dourb7V-EqzpRuIsbKrSTbj8HGVY

The Butt Stabbing Ninja / ABC News: https://www.13abc.com/2022/04/25/woman-charged-after-stabbing-man-urinal-buttocks/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2kHI_2qdVVwHFFgVWlQeNA7cFlSG-MbO00NyFjFo5uivR0F1zFYq-ppYY

Meth Squared Wins Races / Otago Daily Times: https://www.odt.co.nz/sport/racing/trainer-racehorse-both-test-positive-meth?fbclid=IwAR1LT76paNbdYwvTtXeT6jwS_8R4Toslnj_g5J8oHzE_NMB4RT6QGKntHo8#l2lzag2dx6l43188g4n

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA Man is killed after being pinned in a car wash (weirdly the car wash wasn't operational honestly it was so vague it's sorta suspicious), FL Bride drugs all her wedding guests with food laced with weed (much over-reaction ensued), TN Senator says The Homeless should be like Hitler...Never thought I'd hear anyone say that (and I probably shouldn't have ever), Detroit Red Wing's Zamboni Driver (known for waving around Octopus that people throw on the ice) is fired for peeing in a drain when he thought he was alone clearly discrimination but the real question is Why Do These People Have Octopus and Why Are They Throwing Them, Floridaman (who has to be the Illegal Golf Cart Kingpin of the US) is busted putting his multi year multi state golf cart stealing rampage to an end and toppling his golf cart empire.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Trapped In The Carwash / USA TODAY: 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/19/man-dies-car-wash-california/7367618001/?fbclid=IwAR3oYwRua9xwuJmf7__vQZh6CeiRRUH6c1qKojMpoBfP849uKuvf5Gcs5MQ

Drugging Their Wedding Guests / USA TODAY: 

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/21/florida-bride-marijuana-laced-food/7393342001/?fbclid=IwAR3KibeLznwo_r0ZSp7BlhmVl6I5lHMSjCoWB3WRk_YUjf4j0ZsqqOHtzis

The Homeless Should Be Like Hitler / The Hill: 

https://thehill.com/news/state-watch/3267283-tennessee-state-senator-offers-hitler-as-inspiration-to-homeless/?fbclid=IwAR1FguBT2wbJcOMlIVAjiJ2XyVu8Pwp8iCDs3IC6Bqr2hlPsyOprV6h5O54

Don't Fire the Peeing Zamboni Man / ESPN: 

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/33778568/detroit-red-wings-octopi-twirling-zamboni-driver-al-sobotka-says-was-fired-urinating-drain-files-discrimination-lawsuit?fbclid=IwAR2MtKZ7gPMqHc8kMt99EdFrMlGYPvqhLXoqENwXh5263lLBGOZEmKw5Fqc

The Golf Cart Kingpin Gets Busted / AP News: https://apnews.com/article/florida-minnesota-fargo-north-dakota-theft-6af2131702ea103a7c61528681dbfbaf?fbclid=IwAR25ETSNljKlZJANuMaJ8hwLncFoSQP2GLFzX7fR5g6gNE4k8nUjh9sadHM#l2c69yfrhgrcesyacol

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indonesian man is ridiculed by police for buying celery instead of weed (luckily for him them just roasted him instead of killing him), TX woman taps into her inner Kool-Aid Man and busts through a wall and vandalizes a dealership and steals a Gold Mercedes, TX Man beats his roommate with a stick prompting his roommate to retaliate with a bat...oh yeah this was over what mosquitos look like, UT woman kills two cyclists because she was uncontrollably pooping in her pants (we're not sure if the poop came before or after the hit and run), and Floridawoman puts a boy in a dryer seemingly for fun (and apparently this happens so much they have the normal bruising on file).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

HAHA That's Not Weed / Daily Star:

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/bloke-scammed-buying-celery-instead-26691209?fbclid=IwAR0RmNoMoXDqfFEF_0uS3c5Dl6-w50EwC6RKHj7jj6fM7MRuTDOjyWmfSfU

Superwoman Breaks Through a Wall / ABC:

https://abc13.com/texas-trust-auto-sales-burglary-video-theft/11738834/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1BHJcQHMc68DIauBQ6_NSWpWTqHoBFLfjnFfRm0wXvSBsikm1hi_YD6yA

Battle of Escalation & Mosquitos / CNN:

https://www.wbng.com/2022/04/11/man-accused-beating-roommate-over-mosquito-argument/?fbclid=IwAR0BhvzOAgG7oabEBZF05syTpJ0WOl9AtvPE6WEdY4HdkTgRW-uWG8AgZRw

Poopy Pants = Death / CBS:

https://kutv.com/news/local/arrest-report-woman-accused-of-killing-cyclists-said-she-was-uncontrollably-defecating?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1J4dKiH8DtPTN0RVw_N7zyJWBX0mT1M5DZi9OwhxKXMs0S3L-vAMm9nDc

You Spin Him Right Round / Click Orlando:

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/04/11/florida-woman-placed-boy-in-dryer-making-him-go-round-and-round-officials-say/?fbclid=IwAR3Xid1ACPdv67mtqphdHqUbLaK1LQwY6OSUzbSKwfl60ONpkLZXngUgJas

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle are joined by Matt to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: a TX Teen is arrested after a biscuit calorie check lands them in trouble (it's not for what you'd think it was for and we were thoroughly disappointed by it), WA art gallery is robbed for the second time and this time a man steals a whole mammoth tusk and gets away, in the UK an unknown suspect vandalizes neighborhood cars with raw meat filling tailpipes with lamb...also nicely laying one piece of chicken on a single rim (Rum Runnas working theory: that guy did it!), PA Grandmother wants grandson's drug charge to go away so she threatens officer with specifically "White Witchery", and Author that penned an article about killing her husband is in trouble for money laundering...just kidding it's for killing her husband!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

He Didn't Do What You Think / KJ97:

https://kj97.iheart.com/content/2022-04-06-calorie-check-for-whataburger-biscuit-leads-to-texas-teens-arrest/?fbclid=IwAR0fCJK3md2ZRQqlfLaPAqH7w3WUWOm-O-F8TZAUPfRSJMMj1SDqnApdwoI

Go Big or Go Home / KIRO7:

https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/caught-camera-thief-steals-ancient-mammoth-tusk-art-gallery/54N3BFVXUFHJDHDT5UBXQ4VJUU/?fbclid=IwAR0tFK0BwDxKh0G0N134c5EGHL6eSuEqGC7a1Kqj1FYdKiQm0Ns35WO9sPg

Meat Attack / BBC News:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-60988695?fbclid=IwAR0Gqy40y0CB6DQi8SFRtRFNniwtoUbvcz-g93ex8fZIsWjIBy4Rdd3883c

White Witchery?! / CBS (WTAJ):

https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/grandmother-used-white-witchery-to-threaten-officer-police-report/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1Aale3S8qirMlgXgsXrIsV2XIrgw5vQzfzYQBMdY47wM4NPViRhviiU4I

How Not To Get Away With Murder / USAToday

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/05/how-to-murder-husband-author-trial/9470115002/?fbclid=IwAR28RtUuYr4FMaZJ4U9Qw79iG_jaxpt5DFgcvUSD8OjwQpxmb4tpEy7fEck#l1s6wug4qkdwjwjrk5q

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