The Rum Runnas Podcast

On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man is in trouble for preforming lewd acts with a dog at a state park (honestly all we know for sure is he was naked in front of the dog they kept backtracking on the amount of dog fuckery), Chicago car chase leads to the Calumet Mall where 3 boys changed clothes and evaded arrest (we're pretty sure life is a simulation and it works on GTA Logic), New Mexico woman gets a hot dog from Sonic and realizes there's more cocaine on it than she asked for, Floridaman gets bit by a family member and almost loses his leg to necrotizing fasciitis (also people's fingernails are dirtier than originally thought so new fear unlocked), and a very Rum Runna Story of a man stealing a Captain Morgan statue in FL (apparently you can't do Pirate Stuff to Pirate Things...hypocrites!) Also Captain Morgan was a real dude.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Dog Fucker / Fox News:

https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/themis-matsoukas-arrest-lewd-acts-rothrock-state-forest/521-c69de662-b274-4589-aece-e46f2dde4861?fbclid=IwAR1bcbDvkealqZfv980Ho7krAXLIMwZQO2e6MW9KO8wCP2G_56NqdfHz-E4_aem_th_AcQfzxlVA7EGjohhDo26v3dOlvpD9QSHsX6hPeNoGvnWIPbtKPD3ybaCeoPLuygNtJY&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Video Game Logic / CBS News:

https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/dan-ryan-chase-calumet-city/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3KpwlRFxRQHlR06auqmjEFdb3DKgdqQQjX4iA_UvAxlxGY1jt2xxGmV8Q_aem_th_AcSnqoHLxW4oFDdjN11v8ngPWGLah6enag_qisbTO7pbeIuGx9wt2MdnvgdMJGyStMI&mibextid=DcJ9fc

I'll take a Cocaine Dog Extra Cocaine / KOB4:

https://www.kob.com/new-mexico/new-mexico-woman-finds-cocaine-on-sonic-hot-dog/?_sc_token=v2%253AQYyFT7_4puOYcPAI0bEUb7FDh-BM4NBZ2g1t-ygCPbMNc3yASD1q9MmXy2Vshzx-7_UGBJ736N90IMt1OtrlzXxxMd84xSONUJfNcYS2Qhhqtt0Vlzi3FlnybIOV-QN71hoAK8rFGzoZVEG1rLCAbrhB7zo9vbCW4x0ZrvvUbfdMPciLIgRdB-SDroqcSFidTbz_Co_H8MQKX3ILQut55Q%253D%253D&fbclid=IwAR19rkwST2xcTjcC3lasxZ46Q_on_y86J-BQNn-54mbGBI_ld4LQhXcgUBM_aem_th_AcTmrjQVwYAQKaATc65DVYdWrVwLI2LyBWaR_gp41MssFM-t3Ll06_4fmJGFGngfu5I&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Florida always got Zombies / NBCNews:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-man-flesh-eating-disease-bite-family-brawl-rcna88553?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3tSOAaPVoY_QgXaOJ2Wi3hbWhRDp2knTeXiRFKUy-WTlTGEYC9WaB1UkE_aem_th_AcTDNX9LMdSmcIXds7e86-rYuMAJuRjhrntLRpQJxTBYdcZ7C2ktOcOon02vY9lc65Y&mibextid=DcJ9fc

A very Rum Runnas Story / Local10:

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/06/08/florida-man-steals-captain-morgan-statue/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3CGMy3Nn1QVJvXWSRFQW2QeiCpP7WG6U1cXNFzlu6gR4ZrfD483ATzDm4_aem_th_AcTm9374sJ8hJK3cMi36HJd7Wft9u8zErYzTjFmnHBX-yWV_EKSAUv0m3Mx0YHwcQdI&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: MN Landlord burning down his apartment building while blaring "We Didn't Start the Fire" (Which honestly is the perfect cover for arson), Indian health inspector drains a water reservoir in the middle of a drought to retrieve his phone (We really didn't think health inspectors had power like that), CT fire department made a meatloaf in the shape of a penis while kids were volunteering at the station a lot of people got mad but there were literally zero consequences for it at all, and a man freezes and cuts off the leg of the leader of a castration ring...yeah a lot to unpack and after reading a long article with a lot of information NOTHING WAS ELABORATED ON OR EXPLAINED!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

He Did Start the Fire / CBS News:

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/charges-duluth-landlord-started-apartment-on-fire-while-blaring-we-didnt-start-the-fire/?fbclid=IwAR0TusAN3ghz9wxgATr_XX8-hRbKuONDeDXYyUaG4JbX8ARUt2up2fs-HOQ_aem_th_AdfKCMh_GFYmNGrb-Tz63w2IhKGjPdHUkxfe1C247s0fCbfNeUjMHMjDSlbbMvvzumE&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

That’s why you get Apple Care / MSN:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/indian-official-in-hot-water-for-draining-reservoir-to-find-his-phone/ar-AA1bQcEx?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR1WxUPLdOqqTj16irbzXYG17g7ppHaN38YRFT0sN7TVATGCI4nLlTKcWRo&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Dickloaf / NBC:

https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/investigations/local-fire-department-reportedly-served-up-phallic-meatloaf/3037904/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2L8JVK07ax7Qq-xrJYIItir-UNHSNrtmR4jZGD-3fN5oGhhIfvvqsVpQs&mibextid=DcJ9fc

A What Ringleader?! / BBC:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-65764642?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2awPqmlfwSlGiChLF7K4c7D1MrZEVdQF0kdJHmqewIhZeMZyhR6qFmo3U&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 73 Year Old man is killed by 40 crocs on his farm (Only 1 killed him but the other 39 stand in solidarity), Man opens the door on a flight landing in South Korea (We don't know how, we don't know why, but pretty sure he's a demon), Florida ice cream man "mistakenly" executes 2 men after $12 robbery (This is a real life amalgamation of Ice Cream Man and Death Wish, you can't make up how crazy this all was), and German doctor is fired after having a janitor help him during surgery (1: it was just a toe, 2: it went well, 3: that janitor is a hero now, 4: it was just a toe).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Croc Village / CBS News:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/man-killed-by-40-crocodiles-that-pounced-after-he-fell-into-enclosure/ar-AA1bJ1bX?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR3IzrVVEsxW5qUaJuLu9niarcDcAqUNRK1GSy3-6pQBhzRHKUbnOVngy08_aem_th_AdcKJCZrDihJHKW9HAwuvmLtJjhKnqsgTAfqlFdx0NdAu3a4OyyvpuJH9V0Lfe3pRPE&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Let Some Air In / Business Insider:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/a-passenger-was-arrested-after-opening-a-plane-door-while-it-was-coming-in-to-land-reports-say/ar-AA1bIFuv?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR2wgw--yVA26yK2jfpKHQov4V6LAdVxwAi7O4UWOCjHTAuo2CylJD4YUvc_aem_th_AddUv2cwbe3RfrwcXJxxZWsKutuZ1Ve50etxcThGnG4pPicaSa3ftqPQ2woABJIGLpQ&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Ice Cream Murderer / New York Post:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/ice-cream-man-who-killed-two-brothers-over-12-robbery-learns-fate-in-mistaken-identity-shooting/ar-AA1bKkdZ?fbclid=IwAR1ZykjeQea5ijEc-2aav6OQZ0ELlw9HQ8wAvQ7MpStzDGjWNkpqgVF-qWI_aem_th_Adctb530lHgGgldfjCTDwNnfWcStB99iIOLrPsOMDhAUoKR9NVhHriN0x8ja5Wgw5p0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Unqualified But Helpful / AP News:

https://apnews.com/article/germany-operation-amputation-toe-surgeon-cleaner-b0f8d9299694db4057c9291aabb905b6?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2GHA-n73B5iJx7e1mYwvvUdSuxBwtPO1MJgPqzSjfPslfwGgrI99wsYmQ_aem_th_AdfCJN-YmOWAGebS31AB3COPVtl4LY4KVxQPkqFTWzH4ZnXNkH3rnCILILimsA1GpBA&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: an AU woman is lost in the bush for 5 days after making a wrong turn and lives off of wine and lollipops (Also an overly in depth discussion about all things polar bear by two guys that no nest to nothing about real science), UT woman wrote a kids book about grief after her husband died...Oh yeah she killed him, AU Bouncy Castle King hired a man to burn his competition's worlds to the ground then got caught burning down his own to fit in, and Floridaman is a teacher this time getting drunk going to his kids soccer game then being uninvited to Olive Garden and this was so upsetting he pulled a gun on his sleeping wife (ain't Florida a wonderful place)!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Dedication to a Wrong Turn / CBS News via MSN:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/missing-woman-survives-on-lollipops-and-wine-for-5-days-in-bushland/ar-AA1aTnp7?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR38htUgRhwXCBWwh_qYu-v6NGWoHoWxdTQdfsVo7MZsps_AGsTOA4d42PI&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Write What You Know / ABC:

https://www.abc4.com/news/northern-utah/utah-woman-who-wrote-book-about-grief-following-husbands-death-charged-with-murder/?fbclid=IwAR0xDlhtPWMQj_MFk1irT7VrrTcKuJ21kJs_8JYa2m7cTGk8KFQOGULfYk0&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Bouncy Castle King Pin / The Canberra Times:

https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/8200477/bouncy-castle-king-jailed-for-burning-down-rivals/?fbclid=IwAR0ZoXrCL3e8ihdmp2brmBuQboUzfpuKSxSxWgfagnlPkCL9kZizPj3IyKA&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

FLORIDAMAN / Yahoo News:

https://news.yahoo.com/teacher-points-gun-wife-she-220006375.html?_sc_token=v2%253AdxwaR7b01VRQXrVlZz_aKjJUyOGl_CwfvbJ_IzqyucsGH8ff9rsBNsJzKtoVeW2TnMv_-vyOtcnGcYWaVDmMzDHE_CxX1C1TaCC_5cCnug7fErI4O5--SuAf0Z86IFA1WmGcIXGRobxfZZBk2IqqGfASJ1np5BoW5DhKG6xyejoa96hFEFsRuOfY7gCl95PatnzxncYJYODD_cuB86gcKQ%253D%253D&utm_source&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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On this week’s episode Jarred is joined by Matt (from Dark Rum) to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A PA man "accidentally" shooting his neighbor in the head trying to shoot a deer (PA the only place you can stop your car, get out, and shoot a handgun at your neighbors lawn hit them in the head and you get 3 months!), Church raffles an AR15 flamethrower (Yeah I know that doesn't exist but that's what they give us to read, if given the option pick flamethrower though), Atlanta man was being evicted when the movers pulled a gun on him and stole his TV's (Police were there but then they left for apparently no reason but to let him get robbed by the "totally not a hitman team" Kils and Von), and TN hotel manager is in trouble when a guest woke up to find him sucking on their toes as they slept (New Nightmare Unlocked, we know).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

I Thought He had Antlers / Daily Voice:

https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/adams/pa-hunter-who-shot-neighbor-in-head-instead-of-deer-learns-his-fate/?fbclid=IwAR0cQGViLL9pmyK0sj5m0Ozzm3hVm8Dc-VzeVWO9wqJcSTZ1HkvqdObZAUk&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Giving Away a What?! / NBC:

https://wnyt.com/top-stories/troy-church-raffling-off-free-ar-15-flamethrower/?fbclid=IwAR0x-oT3HZcnU-SDfUOYXxVik_WXzBKvHMapPzs0L48JJQkVQdKnc1_KkgY&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Robbed or Evicted with Violence / WSBTV:

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/man-was-being-evicted-3-movers-pulled-guns-stole-his-tvs-police-say/5NS437DCTJCTFLYHES2QEME6KE/?fbclid=IwAR3cJcbitMrRB_t05N4msG6UMRCJ-Cuu_yxRAajjTnMWdKqZUJsO4l_NFW4&mibextid=DcJ9fc

The Best Part of Waking Up is a Weird Guy Sucking Toes / FOX17:

https://fox17.com/news/local/nashville-middle-tennessee-tn-hotel-guest-wakes-up-to-an-intruder-sucking-on-his-toes?mibextid=Zxz2cZ&fbclid=IwAR2Uu4y1-bqVvpwf1HKP6FwnEvOBVPfmIXGGo2PFSkNnS96NQfkfWYDOU5w

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: 500lbs of cooked pasta found along a NJ river bank (apparently you can't do that it needs to be dumped on the ground in a dump), UK woman is embarrassed by the fact that her cat has been robbing her neighbors (or she is a new super villain "The Cat Lady"), Man in Tibet has a terrible hotel experience when he a dead body was found under his bed (he thought it was his feet and I don't want to think about how bad he smells if that seemed reasonable), and AU woman gets a 1 star review when she wouldn't deliver crystal meth.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

A lotsa Pasta / Lehigh Valley Live:

https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/2023/05/500-pounds-of-cooked-pasta-was-dumped-along-nj-stream-its-now-a-local-political-issue.html?fbclid=IwAR2xjYGh5BnhngKSzdUZJXq3ag6s0Cz55C47ZNfqrsfx0SdO09CPN3odNAI&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Cat Burglar / BBC:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-65424870?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2JBO0QPjBemRXTIC4eD1WS-m6J4HFqWckWpsIlOMtwdEMnfvR9OHEsobE&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Is that me or a dead body / WA Today:

https://www.watoday.com.au/world/asia/body-discovered-under-bed-of-hotel-guest-who-feared-he-had-smelly-feet-20230503-p5d55k.html?fbclid=IwAR219zdSAa7UCY3FcGQCuS_J8KlPuRcXb5QTypxBqmQPHy_UpNtReK8klXA&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Drug Hub / Sydney Morning Herald:

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/uber-eats-driver-s-one-star-review-for-refusing-to-deliver-crystal-meth-20230430-p5d4dd.html?fbclid=IwAR2ZTpAkxB1F3Pj2ptxTOlFdtYIKvKqL4xd1uy5caJC9mzoW9MoDbn5Ljm0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: An Indian couple decapitates themselves in a sacrifice ritual (Did it with one of them Bespoke bladed guillotine like devices if you're gonna self sacrifice you gotta go custom), The Church of England compare single people to Jesus (I am single therefor I am God), MS man is arrested after police found a gun in his Taco Bell Quesadilla (We assume it was discovered in an illegal lunch seizure), and FL teacher is in trouble for hosting 30 second fights between 6th graders (Pre-Teen FIGHT CLUB).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Self Sacrifice / CBS: 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/?fbclid=IwAR2iaifLbry51uK3MVp4UsIhrR4QknLkrAor3J8ExCJ-xxc4gEX1uoD9NW0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

I'm not Single, I'm Jesus / Huffpost UK:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/church-of-england-offers-support-to-single-people-by-comparing-them-to-jesus/ar-AA1aqBM4?OCID=ansmsnnews11&fbclid=IwAR0MaakrCmz3JElZEyvIi5DxlnMaS2UPipWZgjrLi-abu9tqA0ryDo1NLIM

Quesadilla with Extra Gun/ WLOX:

https://www.wlox.com/2023/04/15/gun-found-quesadilla-leads-arrest-picayune/?fbclid=IwAR3_8OReUT59YwzVQR6EV0R35itArTsIGlEbFQsXMG9icbxdWev8-0sBz88&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lh14raenp4r0rfusl0d

Kiddy Fight Club / Yahoo News:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-teacher-hosted-30-second-033841423.html?mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: One of Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos was killed in a car accident, Sottish Ultra-Runner is disqualified after taking a car during an ultra marathon (even though she didn't even win after that), Indian man is peeing on train tracks and is killed by a flying cow that was hit by the approaching train (apparently this was completely unavoidable according to experts though it seems very avoidable), and an AZ man is arrested for baptizing himself naked (apparently you can't strip down and be closer to God).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Cocaine Hippos are a Menace / NBC -

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/one-pablo-escobars-cocaine-hippos-killed-hit-suv-colombia-rcna79420?fbclid=IwAR1B9J8w7GjnQF5iza2l_6-Z3IreLdauSkkQAw3ZRPlh46QsKN6Ea5KNFDQ&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Did they say she can't use a car? / BBC -

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-65314241?fbclid=IwAR2kFI54z3KXgtVJ5eTDFRmzE3X9-HNTCY3TAorUdjOQvut2WFwHqrBW8EU&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Death By Flying Cow / India Today -

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/cow-hit-by-vande-bharat-train-in-alwar-falls-on-man-peeing-on-tracks-killing-him-2362617-2023-04-20?fbclid=IwAR0vjFHTBeNK7P_ZiOVv3XSvVRfyKRAmtYZ2HPZPS5wV2sOBd8IaM1y4Fjo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Nakedness is next to Godliness / Fox News -

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-man-arrested-baptizing-naked-church-fountain?fbclid=IwAR0V-v8dFHe2toNdTWPXwghCPEvfWGlqEOsI5S6WhLoP6xBGLxBGPY1m7eE&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A man is arrested for damaging cell towers to protect us from aliens (because he's a hero!), Floridaman arrested for throwing chicken wings at his wife (people need to start yelling food fight before hitting people with food because then it wouldn't end in jail time...also don't chase down the person saying your gonna beat their ass), the Dalai Lama asks a boy to suck his tongue (that's honestly the whole story it's just weird and creepy), Japanese woman fired for putting her blood in cocktails (it was a Goth Girl Cafe, was she asked? Yes. Was she making Vampires? Maybe), and Man has a bizarre reason for masturbating BY public...his stomach really hurt.

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I mean do you want aliens / Dayton Daily News: 

https://www.daytondailynews.com/local/piqua-man-who-damaged-cell-towers-to-stop-the-aliens-pleads-guilty/6TSQTIV4E5EURJKHV3FOA2KWUY/?fbclid=IwAR2Z1Opupc5WFLLbykH6pwFBO_3Ok2gNGRrtgF1elz5ITmMejKJLA2SNQWM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Floridaman Food Fight / Local 10:

https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2023/04/11/florida-man-arrested-after-wife-hit-with-flying-chicken-wings/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3iEHvqaOYFqdW7MyaPv6k3hCwk6-ZL3BZKt_FZQSz8bXIgf0Gva-EeXno&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Suck his tongue?! / The Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/10/dalai-lama-apologises-kissing-boy-suck-his-tongue-video?s=08&fbclid=IwAR2NQGbQtzdMuu8CBNw4z5CAZiR1EfxGFIq0gv2JysO79MXrx4TPvkAn76I&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Making Vampires / MSN:

 https://www.msn.com/en-za/health/other/waitress-fired-for-making-cocktails-using-her-own-blood-in-japan/ar-AA19NSLV?fbclid=IwAR0DqQeK88N-akK3yODtlgp9sTAV2salDBGXI0NLcXmNbT0TQPARTHOfNOc&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Bizarre Masturbation / My Stateline: 

https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/man-gives-bizarre-reason-for-masturbating-in-public/?fbclid=IwAR2BQSL3eoQM5V7kFHVFAVy2gZqkH06DyRsnE0t_FnC6DqUqYWMGY8Mqx0s&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canada declaring it is every Canadians God given right to flip off whoever they want as much as they want (as long as you don't immediately threaten to kill the person that's still not cool), Naked Floridaman discovered wandering around palm beach claims he's from an Alternate Earth (and literally no one asked any more questions like not a single freaking question), Boston man tells a woman to take a bath and then throws a mystery liquid on her (and guess what...No follow questions! No clue what the liquid is no clue if anyone was hurt, nothing!), and lastly a man was living with a dead body in his home shot himself after police were called due to the stench (and you got it NO DAMN QUESTIONS! Nobody has seemed to try to look into figuring it out at all, just letting that be what it is!).

Honestly reporters if you need us to just I don't know ask any probing questions while you're writing these articles hit us up...because IT'S NOT REALLY HARD TO ASK A QUESTION!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

1: This Finger is My God Given Right / NPR:

https://www.npr.org/2023/03/10/1162629535/canada-flipping-middle-finger-ruling-god-given-right?fbclid=IwAR3odIHgEJkceO_ZFdGwrN35Mcyu-FjHXIdRPzefzd9S7omdg7IAohdNxIM

2: This isn't My Earth / CBS:

https://cbs12.com/news/local/naked-man-jason-smith-nude-palm-beach-different-earth-indecent-exposure-taboo-restaurant-worth-avenue-march-10-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0NxM9CxPf1OKR8kIuyMSNvBMnh8yduCpKQ-HBHKsh8jJJlpZsrINX5TQA

3: Threat or Suggestion / Daily Voice:

https://dailyvoice.com/massachusetts/suffolk/police-fire/take-a-bath-boston-man-says-before-spraying-woman-with-unknown-liquid-tpd/857732/?fbclid=IwAR2yqh04Kb7GbZqq6vKeLytQ3qbiwxUPHu3Bhr7EaFaQ9hS3flkxkIHkKUc

4: Just Living with a Corpse / San Diego Union Tribune:

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/nation-world/story/2023-03-12/sheriff-man-fatally-shoots-self-after-living-with-corpse?fbclid=IwAR3vkxDW4nUW36vU7WqUSHcqzw_IGaDyTUlzhlts-3EnBgFqdPcbEgMY0q8

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