The Rum Runnas Podcast

On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was her plan all along), former pizzeria owner is in trouble after receiving a PPP loan and shuttering his pizzeria and buying an Alpaca farm (we also discovered a new hilarious mental image, picture an Alpaca wool wig...you're welcome), Jack in the Box employee shoots at a Family with a whole child in the back and another child on the way over a Curly Fry argument (I didn't know Jack in the Box curly fries were on that level), and lastly an Officiant for some reason that we couldn't figure out decided the best way to get everyone's attention at a wedding was to fire a gun well guess what it didn't go well and he shot a kid (we don't know if they finished the wedding because let's be honest weddings are expensive and it's not that kids day it's the couples and they shouldn't make it about the shot kid). Also, Kyle explains the reasoning why you should only ever cry in front of Strangers, that's a rule now make sure you follow it!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Why’s everyone pulling over / KSL:

https://www.ksl.com/article/50725620/woman-unaware-of-red-and-blue-flashing-lights-on-her-car-didnt-realize-why-drivers-pulled-over?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1ix21p4clYXAu0Q9bvMvODIpEcUOmVg3Hh1UiyitRAE1yDCJCo3Jli-aA_aem_AQrZxNgzSYyv4lDkNIkqZLDTx4VaF3_Aj1_v7mW-tWaIrffRBWnt3SpjTGUPCbxeh5U&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

He’s not a qualified alpaca owner / KMOV:

https://www.kmov.com/2023/09/01/man-gets-2-year-prison-sentence-using-fraudulent-ppp-loan-buy-alpaca-farm/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0-PsrkLbbbMt1hjR1SEDgK4e6ArNSrQjnJUUuPyQWFr5yFcQEvTNoWbKM_aem_AQr744148yiq6udNKhuyrqoU8ESle94y06COXDDHCqzpYtQPYHdNj9fOSzBRLXgsPLM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Jack in the Box Claps Back / WESH:

https://www.wesh.com/article/jack-in-the-box-shooting-curly-fries/45324865?fbclid=IwAR39_HnnaS_4YozePwjPlB5fOYwhvOgkoUxiBiFw1uW0SOvpaRy8-sIU6Rk_aem_AQqpKLuJKzL41Lo5epmSgiyPdARK9wP44c4wLqJv5v6h4Lm0jEiI7D1Opbk6NnvY9X0&mibextid=S66gvF

Dearly Beloved...BANG / KLKNTV:

https://www.klkntv.com/man-accidentally-shot-child-while-officiating-wedding-near-lincoln-deputy-says/?fbclid=IwAR2KAEV4WL0gBaliTXft_Sj0P50aV9Ig09Sz7BbLFdL5_vhF3l1hOCaMfCw_aem_AQqDxkHDuAJn0jVnqJ3zNMmN0iLxUsxljaoS1gjIiP3mQIy8ygpnAavgtYycMO9n8Pk&mibextid=S66gvF

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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle (after a bit of an unplanned break) are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A yoga class being mistaken for a ritual mass murder, a naked man breaking into houses and fighting the occupants (also a bunch of attempted Mortal Kombat quips), another man arrested for hitting people with food (honestly does no one appreciate food fights anymore), and the now infamous diarrhea plane. All this plus a breakdown of what candy we'd eat out of someone's butt and our breakdown of how sex is actually really gross when you think about it.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Yoga Mass Murder / BBC: 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339?fbclid=IwAR3hGmWsewEm5ntXcsYZqC1qSC2ABAkEBe776L-1onD2Ok-toBqutjokLv8_aem_ARFBcIw6lxlsdRf3KrVhDxeAnpyLbNLrT5bEmr9hczVj0rE0Ux9spS92iU0PpN5mlAc&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Naked Mortal Kombat / KDVR:

https://kdvr.com/news/local/naked-man-enters-2-edgewater-homes-fights-with-homeowners/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR22kuehep7N-e26oA1vaP8Du34-QLErK9edyk0QpVR2C3wd4whx2sTnHVU_aem_ARFBW5c23v8J4rdQUiBNMml4J8GwE_zhLsBSGakf582HPRi_iD-9NUEWPYwq4FDl9Mg&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Another Food Fight / WFLA:

https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/lakeland-man-arrested-for-snickers-bar-battery/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3h6aodghHlIuCrU0SHiTKzSdmFVNp9BJX5gPys9URVJ4tN4KKJpzznTvw_aem_ARHDut28zdMARtsYlK4jp-cVB4radyU7-oA5kSP29LOPyWwOnLjZJWpxS5wICzAup28&mibextid=S66gvF

Diarrhea Plane / Futurism:

https://futurism.com/passenger-diarrhea-plane

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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming proposal goes wrong and he holds a group of boys at gunpoint (honestly though why does it take 9 boys to ask out 1 girl), and FL women are arrested after purposely clogging a toilet at a local Papa Bees (These women chose violence that night)!

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Featured Stories / Sources:

This Barbie Undresses Herself / Today:

 https://www.today.com/parents/moms/mom-accidentally-hires-stripper-5-year-olds-barbie-party-rcna98595?cid=sm_npd_td_fb_ma&fbclid=IwAR2f_cbDLhiXMHKl8vZXrMx0W4oIbmtdBsiDW3vR6pts9jhEtHSBpVNe58M_aem_AXxwDviovv8w-SHRocK6RVnanGa3nb7E7mIR8_F47MQDWrQu8UX8jDpJ0aUbk8PyzNs&mibextid=S66gvF

Who is this guy Carmen San Diego / The Messenger:

https://themessenger.com/news/georgia-man-arrested-for-stealing-his-neighbors-entire-front-porch?fbclid=IwAR1hYF638H-fcjyfL8_B5P9KePFaoZpp5aAgmqwOXL0BD3xhwy5m0yP2arc_aem_AXwyOEXP1BnQwdwPvEvWImT29hZROFr7BDeFSyqNtFbJFsp4ol4yErvFY4kD9WWYIww&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Don’t ever ask this man to a dance / East Idaho News:

https://www.eastidahonews.com/2023/08/man-reportedly-threatens-teens-with-gun-after-homecoming-dance-proposal-goes-wrong/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR28ErVvGEe_jIiqacInlmYFmfcM4XnZWtdjRaVj9ojWPizgMPOMI2U-3oY_aem_AXyUU4kBp68GOioA7zjKdF1LWufPVBTKT6r4zb_1i20rFc765x3LoHex7234Mu1KY-Q&mibextid=S66gvF

I'm a be I'm a be I'm be fighting at Papa Bees / WFLA:

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/clogged-toilet-at-florida-wing-joint-leads-to-5-arrests/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1jo_Q_bLWcToH9xzv_k_LXpSQx2M6BTonWGcc-F3LIXVKQqijBtlcjCrE_aem_AXwdytlHOs_VtUZf42iBX9Thu1iS8Fk70ooS8dwBy9T27Iw5i8T2RAiib_Qj2OszLW0&mibextid=S66gvF

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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was supposed to be for a lion (this is only made worse by the weird man in a bear suit debate that's also currently happening. Apparently Chinese zoos have zero chill and will just show off anything), The success of the Barbie movie is making Barbie themed coffins boom in popularity (which raises a lot of feelings about the commercialization of Death), NC man crashes into a mobile home with his truck and is shot twice (oh yeah he was naked this entire time), and lastly FL aquarium has 2 brother manatees that kept having sex with each other and it was so much that one of the brother's literally banged his brother to death!

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Where was he gonna go / CBS:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/car-theft-suspect-julian-fernandez-12-hours-atop-radio-tower-avoid-thornton-police/?fbclid=IwAR3CTxCTQrKTwMxf24WzujSVZTp-EBTBgVuDxv9tJ1a3-nPf-vWodqCEhRI_aem_AdKOy3I0agQ7CYj56Xz7-c7G82Sr0QYPLcy1yeSwYvHV4En056S_BnNibXUZIuvTG4w&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lkyeaugcp3j30unnx3g

Is this lion / Express:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1798249/Chinese-zoo-fake-lion-golden-retriever?fbclid=IwAR3hvRo2QqPl_HYjqfLwYpXH6KwBqGk-gou-B8B2nfK5acGpzInfAepTKAA_aem_AdLVKu83D1azLLLvabwwudHILaxqgGKwLkDQ7_3O3Q6SKLPK0j-v50d60J_vptfNlwo&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye4uqvhy978solt95

Hi I’m Deceased Barbie / Express:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1798295/barbie-themed-coffins?fbclid=IwAR2nbRhh4eUqWmk8bRpdOO2yqt8o0Uv-Bqw23H7Hl2iT1PubDqeoNktXhFA_aem_AdJ01hdJWAf170bh335k8d-2bjCx2mLRD5-VvxzLTQxLerbq09ucSAtsKtMmDEzskfA&mibextid=S66gvF

Was he shot for the crash or the naked / WBTV:

https://www.wbtv.com/2023/07/31/naked-man-shot-twice-after-crashing-pickup-through-mobile-home/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3cwXZ2qF7Fepk77_FpdTF_i2KQ9HX1hstQivpNQgZLxfGK8E-aNSTXxw8_aem_AdLU4PfRTged8s17VMLDqEmEhh2BWwehndIUxZ91cyve3Si9O3eB7ebLa5Sq6290SBw&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye7yusinorp1qp7wn

WTF Manatees / NBC:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713?fbclid=IwAR07uqsDpLFJPCRBWvobIZU3UokVTSiuYUGEOOWZO67q0rBV8n6a1aFbwkE_aem_AdKnE1QAs3fPPU8YbOHZhvEULUAVmTzw0MmadPUdwQ2h_uG41Mtl8LOHHtRTNa2cDFQ&mibextid=S66gvF

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Investigation is underway in PA to find the person who has been throwing frozen bananas at cars, PA man is arrested for stealing less than $100 in groceries...but some of that was 3 cakes with his face printed on it (side note: if we all went on strike for paying for groceries until food prices were reasonable again, I don't think they could stop us. Just some food for thought), Quincy man is arrested with is genitals exposed near horses...again (if we've said it once we've said it 100 times "You can say whatever you want about a Horse Fucker), and a UT man beats a friend to death with a can of soup my guess is it was Campbell's Chunky but honestly this was only vaguely discussed it sparked a debate about sandwiches with soup.

Are you Team Jarred: PB&J is delicious with Chicken Noodle Soup or Team Kyle and PB&J should never be eaten with soup and honestly Grilled Cheese is the only acceptable accompanying sandwich with almost any soup. (We're in agreement on Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Aggressive Potassium Distribution / WFMZ:

https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/berks/police-search-for-person-throwing-frozen-bananas-at-cars-in-tilden/article_94b415c6-2c05-11ee-9732-7ff504191bb3.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1PN0HZzwJupQ7CZJSW1hd1xTtWIW_q0xTEKbDZGtXoCfiahrFWL4sVxW8_aem_AXMVn0NKzsGBhmTRIL1amy11C96CyYN516YdIvyufbGywlOqG63C73ZCWMxeRSnAl7I&mibextid=S66gvF

Face Cake Thief / Local 21:

https://local21news.com/newsletter-daily/lancaster-man-arrested-for-stealing-three-cakes-with-his-face-printed-on-them-bakery-weis-markets-daquai-jackson-millersville-pastry?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3SnAr4EJ5fM2fAlplP_CKMk3CkwvY6t3seLrXruQOA0zihi8ClWhBOn4s_aem_AXMrj15vI_-7MIL9gAdGKraQaSWAuhbiXiusM720d_D-00F6w1eafUecXatMkdwbgic&mibextid=S66gvF

We Can Say What We Want About This Guy / KHQA:

https://khqa.com/news/local/police-quincy-man-with-genitals-exposed-near-horses-arrested-again?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2xg5jDQUT6wef6C1RaTffgkCBxhaBJLSwE_baxx-KCf4FLL7ETCyZkXrk_aem_AXP0BGh4TkiZUbZF4HjDYXmW7JDLMuDKPv1BnE4hwAzf2e3eIh0TI2wngabc8N20GCc&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Bet it was Chunky / SLTRIB:

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2023/07/25/utah-man-reportedly-beats-his/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2IrWlyHXqEwSQI0svnujEf4x7MFIeJ78mTJuXOh7SdeEvXDdWPZh696cQ_aem_AXPenUibzSfuYOx7IVE1DVZoSex6C5YGiBe9MyzJNf6ABRBI89t3uGPb00IFkF8iWlY&mibextid=S66gvF

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tracker and makes it down the street to almost die from an OD and gets arrested again (This man collected mug shots like school picture days), RFK Jr's Q&A comes to an explosive end when the climate denying host gets into an argument with another guest screams "I'M FARTING" and lets one rip (all this while the presidential hopeful onlooks in horror), and a Cruise line apologizes for traumatizing their guests after pulling up to port at the same time as the locals yearly Whale Extermination Day leaving guests to witness 78 whales being murdered (but we've decided were going and were gonna hunt the whales from the backs of whales making the ultimate killer whale "Gladiator Whales"). Also, would you guys watch a Disney movie about two princes that befriend lions and hyenas respectively, and then get into a West Side Story rumble and in the end have to broker a peace between the two? Because we think that idea is awesome.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

This is a Legit Grift / Daily Voice: 

https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/lancaster/louisiana-woman-steals-20k-using-ghost-wendys-employee-in-pa-police/?fbclid=IwAR0e_uoTG3ZSoTHi3FYplsXtVyGbEvN_giDKbrzr8CtzXMwIdrt65S8q-r8_aem_AT51a2WwS_2qdNS0cUWGLqgbcuU3MmSrvOGSJ8KU4SxjIxNhtDLUBOOvDfmEAU45WdE&mibextid=S66gvF

Floridaman "Joker gets caught like the clown he is" / CBS:

https://cbs12.com/news/local/albert-lee-gardner-the-joker-arrested-cuts-off-gps-tracker-overdoses-survives-narcan-hernando-county-sheriff-office-florida-07-17-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1W508nUIxV0P3gpdCfToy1zMAcyg9ThtV64mu5LjnYqTtEIKV-2hChEPU_aem_AT4_44hOPwL057a1i-GqoiU5uJhtLOGB7Lvko66-HNxKRXU7N7fB2OSisnYCK0PChg8&mibextid=S66gvF

"I'M FARTING!"/ Independent:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-on-issues-natural-gas-climate-crisis-b2375325.html?mibextid=S66gvF

It's Whale Season / ABC:

https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543&fbclid=IwAR2UjiRmk9OvcG8ctFC7lstRMEDR1EE93M1ukm0TlS2OGQR-rUDF9ek8Weo_aem_AT61D5w2CIXRmP9q-vXc76bXKn9e7-lvz9-QSnf_4J5TNz0685VE4OQ5Ksky_52VkIo&mibextid=S66gvF

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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to the hospital after eating Meth filled soy sauce (weirdly never mentioned if people should be worried), San Diego elderly woman is scalped by a man in the park with a sword then orders help at a Starbucks drivethru (nothing good happens at parks at 1:30am), and a man is arrested after taking an Uber to sell 25lbs of Meth (and did you know you can make more selling Meth than selling Quarter Pounders).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

Emojis = Law / CNN: 

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/07/business/farmer-contract-thumbs-up-emoji/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3q-qUs-yXRxDceln8lEYSr5GSJepqfjt4Mb6Cqtd2MX1xHPigKjHLAa3I_aem_AQnzz8nPLrPRtfPcjpd8harVzawQXKOcw7i8s76Bdr0lLZzKs-RLKvWY87ZVBFu-whg&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Meth.S.G / WSBTV: 

https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/japanese-steak-house-closes-weeks-after-meth-found-soy-sauce/4BAP2PI27VBRVMVBO3WQWRFRMA/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1EGqs4KQUz33l_AmLibqgzxJC2DNpW356KDS_mzbpXfOEyGipzpicFdrk_aem_AQn76YsMfqnTRP9VLjw_do0rC8YLL_Gh0y4WTCnTMZU3K1hBvhgSwGArnUdwoDuFAHg&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Made her a Convertible / FOX News:

https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/woman-scalped-with-sword-at-park/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2nkajFhVbDxJkXjtltFDlJymi0UxJUgkICpjuCYESiP8XVLs2vUHm1-QU_aem_AQnf-slL6XUB4A5NSqOKKmRDXNJh0VBMq3UWNq5rnFJ5f5MtaPPRO7lJ0vrx9k0Xz5g&mibextid=DcJ9fc

5 Star Drug Mule / WMUR:

https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-meth-federal-charges-71123/44510028?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1UAtzlmo-By2wylSbPl8o42AwhE3UNTPt5NyiKlpUneMk8MXj7Lct14CE_aem_AQnWxEQOD5gasoAtJWG2yCO-cWlb8TWG57TRJa08jzEQRzfJGJJEybuwk5bhGYWK8Vo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift? Honestly we don't know, the only ones we've seen are slow as hell), Floridaboy is in trouble for shotgunning a twisted tea using a baby alligator (just glazing over the underage drinking in this article), and UK man is arrested for passionately banging a tree at a public park (honestly the phrasing makes it seem like love was involved and we don't agree with these hateful writers bad mouthing this tree fucker, don't mince words he's a tree fucker, but if he loves the tree let him fuck it. Next time just hump your own tree).

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Featured Stories / Sources:

He was home the whole time / ABC:

https://abc7.com/houston-man-missing-rudy-farias-found-texas-news-for-eight-years/13461967/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR18GBg2VrJAmJsA0WNLR16tmpJKVzJo0nl31a5Hy1gl84uaJFlZvuC6zWc_aem_AQhzGTcke4szobRGG_z8QyXGU1h8-oCUtR37rTBndbJ09KRuSEJn4cv4B2SmB88E5Qo&mibextid=DcJ9fc

How fast was this forklift / CBS:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/forklift-stolen-woman-killed-hit-and-run-maryland/?fbclid=IwAR1OlCoeBwAJg_G3NovymxEoPTRc2DqxlYHJt-7ofpZs5BoTNAkJcrqAIYw_aem_AQiLdGQzTxAhxoNOcYLBru2MBWNEbQTwWWSWHEot6vQmp213udIFkx3portX_b8LZP0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lju7o4h7pwm6ad3nhy

The most Florida, Floridaboy / Orlando Weekly:

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/young-florida-man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-for-using-baby-gator-to-shotgun-a-twisted-tea-34520643?fbclid=IwAR1_XTnRXDgDSpye6Ac9ZBnQ4GecCUU-Cd7MVxF22fH28PIQzDeyMr7p8IE_aem_AQhql5YJM11a3xvWfbvG1uGQhEIeqZBzWOifqKBZv7fOvz7nSg9b-_-9_1j-r_XFB6g&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Don't Yuck His Yum / NY Post:

https://nypost.com/2023/06/15/man-busted-having-passionate-sex-with-tree-in-busy-uk-park/?fbclid=IwAR0tWSeV3hvDbCVab3Ha1LUfwXc4AlpLElOcEKBiBeGUzb7CU4Kz4rCwUTE_aem_AQgoUL_Egt8BESvtgNie3OkJDR4pTmG6o_TulRpyFlws-40wL_Bx5F5LuJa1aoZylng&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA man is shot while attempting to fight off a robber and stumbles into The Cheesecake Factory (At least Jarred feels that if you're going to fight off an armed robber the best defense if distraction via closeup magic), Woman attempts to evade arrest by hiding in Disneyland Attraction (it wasn't on the ride which was honestly a massive disappointment), MN man is arrested for assaulting people with Skittles (Kyle feels these people should feel grateful they got a gift of Skittles, Jarred thinks Skittles are a mid candy), and a Half Naked Floridaman is arrested for multiple hit and runs and racing around a school track (his friend got arrested too and honestly we don't think that's fair what was he gonna do jump out).

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Should Used Close Up Magic / Fox 5:

https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/man-walks-into-cheesecake-factory-at-fashion-valley-mall-with-gunshot-wound/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0XmP68EfkO0W90QpL1Dp-DSMQYkGkhetMnCbN1LkBJnBP8Czc79kVdX6c_aem_AdTMESZ-XN5fPfHS-C8gCPI1pERxyo6q3H2gomEfcOvpBNVIiJAMoTxnUVbwVIC9OY0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

I guess it is a small world / KTLA:

https://ktla.com/news/theme-parks/disneyland/woman-allegedly-attempted-to-avoid-arrest-by-hiding-on-disneyland-ride/?fbclid=IwAR0v4Dt7NV5xgeD7bbN03WA2B8b7t-1ofT1-4Oe8XOQv8I09OUxwSwQjrmI_aem_AdRIbh3o_TobajVhmzf8p9eFQOq5XbJT9hr1fsQGAgAtBusmrOeXzzBykmdKhHUY2Ws&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Snack Attack / My Stateline (Fox):

https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/minnesota-man-arrested-for-skittles-attack/?fbclid=IwAR1nBbdCOsl2BY-WRiP3eBHXIgLkGEdreBAxh704DlMww-Uknu9qZ83J9Do_aem_AdQRbKfTBBpMZp9-22EKyjmBwL2Yd54yCpRKrTgijj8b6LhhEmbsSH6C9KdMBDhOYos&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Floridaman / Click Orlando:

https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2023/06/22/nearly-naked-florida-man-arrested-after-multiple-hit-and-run-crashes-deputies-say/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0d4srQfrhdpDUsrtfFhFfDoh8bDbyQKMxIy59Sg-59mK26xwuBZcx32vg_aem_AdRYhCFg8G_hAQxNxHfJy6TbPGSSD92Y4Tsm7j1YwwTrZCRUsFXbCgUQ4oii81r5XCQ&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Taiwanese Man parks 2 vans precariously on his roof to avoid parking tickets (we have no clue how paying for a crane to lift 2 separate vans was cheaper but apparently this was the most cost-effective solution), Florida-Boy is in trouble for throwing knives at people when they wouldn't take him to GameStop (They don't even understand you don't get between a weeb and his need to loot grind on Diablo 4, God what Idiots!), and by some crazy stroke of luck I picked the same story told from 2 perspectives for the last stories so here it is: NH couple (and PA man) are in trouble for stealing and selling (also for buying) body parts stolen from Harvard and an AR Morgue.

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Featured Stories / Sources:

How’d he get it up there / Taiwan News:

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4914622?fbclid=IwAR2r7HQhN7WZtxx9yF4Jnj64SOPynY8mK4HWcPE3Y43kTmGYJXiqdnpaV-0_aem_AVSLiRiIfnIdfVK_jQNFQ737s3Fgf4GaPHU9wTOF0Zly2RL8FWoQkCk0TkKAeJQZ4z8&mibextid=DcJ9fc

Mom I need to go to GameStop…Idiot / KIRO 7:

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/man-arrested-after-throwing-knife-someone-who-refused-take-him-gamestop/VUFMRXVXDNHH3K2NDVGBNRMOHE/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1faafEjuB4sag7kNowzhdWai6M7FpS9G0zsQVOnYVPHKEDzgssAtn9oic_aem_AVTwcUGcMDcCrv3jM3jhqS3hhPlZYkmqpDRcdq67GewSzXEUknOrDBS78yERjZcS1b0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Spare Parts / WMUR:

https://www.wmur.com/article/goffstown-harvard-medical-school-stolen-body-parts/44199530?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR25oIlMo0d12FCODs_mVmWBgFrMYqMxR-6S67k5Mr7g4zbngtagQ3kUOis_aem_AVSXaeXrCA8hfYi_napjHU5As5RbciEpSsK3QnVFSXYFbSEC3_5n7wnZ1f-52ZUScw4&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

Spare Parts Part 2 / Daily Voice:

https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/cumberland/stillborn-baby-corpes-stolen-sold-to-pa-man-usdoj-indictment/?fbclid=IwAR1_bEVIzBHwHqYKOYb8_U7OlskAPULklhBywd8AouB-tfcFefh_CofVIkI_aem_AVROTi_dr_ZaNSH6ahwlRFbdcTg1IVCVHLiwPw3dYNzLr6UuBB4Yec35OuhkYMCnQ-A&mibextid=DcJ9fc

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