The Sam LaCrosse Show

"Most likely, the answer is no, because of your whole narcissistic assholeness getting in the way."

"Hold the human flesh please."

"It's not about you, you narcissistic asshole."

"What’s to prevent us from throwing ourselves through glass panelling and shredding our skin with the glass shards of life’s opportunities?"

"It’s generally not a wise idea to see your husband’s fifth appendage off with a knife, kill billions of people, or form groups of terroristic ideological psychopaths in order to get what your passions tell you that you should have. That just makes you an asshole."

"Because, let's face it- the world would be a much better place if mustard gas-esque things were not in it."

"Like Rick James once said, ignorance is a hell of a drug."

Welcome to Don't Listen to This Podcast, the podcast dedicated to owning the day and opening minds. 

In this Intro track, Sam takes us on a short ride of what to expect from him, the podcast, and everything concerning both. We hope that you come along for the journey.