🔥🧘  “Is it arthritis, or am I slowly slipping into rigor mortis?” That’s the hilarious, thought-provoking question that kicks off this episode of The Sandy Show, setting the stage for a morning packed with laughter, surprises, and real-life moments. Sandy and Tricia bring their signature chemistry to the mic, sharing the agony and triumph of surviving a 90-minute hot yoga class (“The wall of heat that hits you when you walk in the room immediately makes you go, I shouldn’t be here!”), and the jaw-dropping confession that Sandy just deleted 9,862 emails—prompting Tricia’s unforgettable reaction: “That’s the hottest thing you’ve said to me in a while!”

Listeners are treated to quirky birthday shoutouts (including Millard Fillmore!), pop culture deep-dives into Stranger Things, Ted Lasso, and Mindhunter, and the always-entertaining “Care or Don’t Care” segment. From Chick-fil-A’s retro cups to Prince Harry’s royal drama and Cher’s unfiltered marriage advice (“She could do better than Dax Shepard!”), no topic is off-limits. Memorable moments abound, like Sandy’s childhood potato chip factory tour (“Have you ever seen a room full of potato chips? Like, everywhere. Loose, feral potato chips.”), and the couple’s playful banter about inbox chaos and cleaning obsessions. The energy is infectious, the humor is sharp, and the insights are refreshingly honest

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🎙️ Episode Description When did dating come with a rulebook, popcorn come in five‑gallon buckets, and haircuts start looking like vegetables? 🤔 On this laugh‑out‑loud episode of The Sandy Show, Sandy and Tricia dive headfirst into the quirks of modern life that have everyone talking—and shaking their heads. From a viral list of “bare minimum” dating demands that feels anything but minimal, to the timeless debate over what true gentleman behavior really looks like, Sandy and Tricia break it all down with honesty, humor, and just the right amount of sarcasm. 😄

One unforgettable moment? The fiery dating list that includes “I don’t touch doors” and threats of “slander” if the bill is split. Sandy’s take is blunt and hilarious, while Tricia perfectly sums it up: the rules might be fine, but the tone makes it undateable. 💬🔥

The laughs keep coming as the conversation shifts to a wildly popular movie theater promotion that allows fans to bring any container and fill it with popcorn. Yes—even a five‑gallon bucket. The group debates backpacks, garbage bags, and whether movie popcorn is still magical or just overrated. 🍿😂

It’s thoughtful, funny, relatable, and packed with those classic Sandy‑and‑Tricia back‑and‑forth moments that feel like sitting in on a conversation with friends. Whether you’re nodding along or laughing out loud, this episode will make you think—and definitely make you smile.

🎙️ Does Sunscreen Really Expire? Yeti Reinvents Again & the Return of the Classic Bar Argument “Does sunscreen actually expire… or is that just a scam to make us buy more?” That simple, everyday question sparks one of the most entertaining and unexpectedly enlightening episodes of The JB and Sandy Show.

This episode kicks off with the crew unpacking another Austin success story, diving into how brands like Yeti keep reinventing ordinary products—and winning big. 🧊🔥 This time, it’s a surprising new release: a protein shaker bottle designed to eliminate the dreaded mixing ball. With talk of vortex designs, leak‑proof promises, and a friendly showdown with Stanley, JB’s excitement peaks with, “Mine will be here tomorrow.” Classic influencer energy—even if unintentional. 

😄 The conversation then bubbles over—literally—into the world of probiotic sodas 🥤. The gang debates Ollipop vs. Poppy, celebrates the arrival of a Shirley Temple–flavored option, and delivers a passionate public service announcement: “It is NOT a Shirley Temple without cherries.” 🍒 That line alone is worth the listen. Things take a nostalgic turn as Sandy reflects on nearly a decade of sobriety and the joy of confidently ordering a Shirley Temple at the bar—followed by the legendary mic‑drop: “Make it a double.” 😆 It’s light, heartfelt, and very JB and Sandy.

Then comes the old‑school bar debate—the kind you used to argue about before smartphones ruined all the fun. 🍻 Does sunscreen actually expire? Can it really go bad in a hot car? After plenty of speculation (and a bit of stubborn confidence), the answer is finally revealed—and yes, sunscreen does expire. The realization sparks laughs, mild shock, and the kind of shared wisdom that makes you immediately check the bottom of every bottle in your house.

🧴👀 One standout takeaway? “Expired sunscreen is still better than no sunscreen—but maybe not as good as you think.” Rounding it out is classic banter, callbacks to earlier cringe‑worthy moments, and that familiar feeling like you’re hanging out with friends who somehow always turn the mundane into must‑listen radio.

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“Am I the only one in the world that does this?” 🤔
That’s the question that sparks this episode of The JB and Sandy Show—and from there, things only get more relatable, hilarious, and thought‑provoking. In this episode, JB, Sandy, and Tricia tackle the surprisingly emotional debate we all face after the holidays: Do you use gift cards for fun splurges, or knock out boring necessities like razors and deodorant? 🪒🎁 What starts as a lighthearted dilemma turns into a laugh‑out‑loud conversation about gratitude, guilt, and adult responsibilities, complete with memorable lines like, “Razors don’t make you happy… but not buying them does.”

😄 The conversation then shifts into pure Austin nostalgia, celebrating a huge milestone: Dirty Martin’s 100th anniversary 🍔🎉. The crew dives into stories from its dirt‑floor beginnings to chance encounters with Longhorn legends, proving why this iconic spot is more than a burger joint—it’s a living piece of Texas history. One unforgettable moment? A run‑in with Ben Crenshaw that had a grown man nearly passing out from excitement.

 🏌️‍♂️😂 Things take a sharper turn when JB recounts a tense and unsettling scene on South Congress—raising real questions about personal safety, responsibility, and when (or if) to step in as a good Samaritan. It’s raw, honest, and sparks a no‑easy‑answers discussion that will stick with you long after the episode ends. From gift card paralysis to legendary burgers and tough moral calls, this episode perfectly captures what makes The JB and Sandy Show so addictive: real conversations, sharp humor, and moments that make you stop and think.

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🎙️ Episode Title A Fighter Jet on Facebook?! Plus Award-Season Eye Rolls, Roller Coaster Terror & The End of Sprinkles 😱✈️🎬 📝 Episode Description Would you risk your life flying a decades-old fighter jet you bought on Facebook Marketplace? 🤔✈️
That jaw‑dropping question kicks off one of the most entertaining, wide‑ranging episodes of The Sandy Show, where everyday life collides with the absurd, the hilarious, and the downright unbelievable.

Sandy and Tricia dive headfirst into the wild discovery that someone is selling a real Polish fighter jet on Facebook Marketplace—for the same place most of us shop for “Live, Laugh, Love” signs. The reactions are priceless, the skepticism is real, and the mental images alone are worth the listen. 😂 “Who wakes up and thinks, where should I sell my fighter jet?”

From there, the episode takes its signature sharp turns—starting with a relatable showdown over taking down Christmas decorations 🎄 (and the emotional pleas of a teenager who’s not ready to let go). Tricia’s candid honesty and Sandy’s quick wit turn a simple household debate into a laugh-out-loud moment every parent will recognize.

Award season gets a no‑nonsense reality check 🎬 as the duo breaks down Golden Globe nominees that seem tailored more for “artsy film people” than regular humans. A standout moment? Sandy and Tricia reminiscing about Joe Pesci’s legendary ultra‑short Oscar acceptance speech—proof that sometimes less really is more. Iconic.

👏 Hold on tight, because things escalate fast when they discuss the tallest, fastest, longest roller coaster in the world 😳—standing 650 feet tall and ripping along at 155 miles per hour. Tricia is out. Sandy might be in. Listeners will absolutely pick sides.

There’s also a surprising dose of nostalgia and disappointment as they react to the sudden shutdown of Sprinkles Cupcakes 🧁—and ask the hard question: Was it really an amazing cupcake, or were we just hypnotized by the vending machine?

The episode wraps with a surprisingly fascinating conversation about what actually happens to old tires—and how states like Texas are literally paving roads with them 🚗🛣️. Less road noise? Stronger pavement? Turns out tires never really retire.

This episode perfectly captures the heart of The Sandy Show—smart, funny, curious, and full of those “wait…what?!” moments that make you feel like you’re hanging out with friends who always have the best stories.

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🤔 “Have you ever faced a moment so humbling, you just had to laugh—and then share it with the world?” This episode of The JB and Sandy Show is a rollercoaster of relatable embarrassment, Texas pride, and unforgettable local stories. Sandy and JB return from a brief break, immediately diving into the hilarity of resale shop humiliation—where JB’s wife braves Buffalo Exchange only to be told, “We don’t want this. We recommend you set it on fire when you get home.” The hosts riff on the universal experience of trading in beloved items for pennies, sharing laughs about Half Price Books and the bittersweet reality of decluttering. 📚 The conversation turns to childhood memories, with Tricia recalling her accidental fame as “Trivia Williams” in a small-town Georgia newspaper. The hosts celebrate the charm of local news, from blue ribbons at the fair to kids’ first deer hunts. 🦌 The heart of the episode is Sandy’s proud dad moment: his daughter Landry’s first deer hunt near Johnson City. The story is packed with tradition, humor, and a dash of Texas grit—chasing Landry around the truck to dab deer blood on her face, sparing her the infamous “bite out of the heart,” and reflecting on the lessons learned through ROTC gun safety. “For those of you that are animal lovers, I’m sorry, this is not a comfortable conversation, but it just dropped right there, right where it was standing. It was over.” 🥤 The show also features a legendary encounter with the founders of Yeti coolers—before they were famous—at a charity skeet shoot, and a surprise giraffe kiss at the Texas Disposal Systems animal rescue. “He had a carrot in my mouth and then it came out and took the carrot right out of my mouth. Unbelievable.”

✨ Memorable Quotes:

• “Prepare yourself to be humiliated.”
• “We don’t want this. We recommend you set it on fire when you get home.”
• “Llama Llama Red Pajama. Ludacris rapped Llama Llama Red Pajama.”
• “I had to shame her into doing it. She had no choice.”
• “He had a carrot in my mouth and then it came out and took the carrot right out of my mouth.”

🎧 Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the show, this episode is packed with laughter, Texas traditions, and the quirky moments that make Austin unique. Don’t miss the stories of embarrassment, triumph, and the unexpected—plus a call to cherish your own local memories. Call-to-Action 👉 If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe now, leave us a review, and share it with your friends! Your support helps us keep the stories coming and grow our Austin community. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at @JBsandyATX for more behind-the-scenes fun. What’s your most embarrassing or triumphant local moment? Share it with us!

💭 “What’s the one decision you’ve put off for years, only to find yourself at the edge—ready to leap?” This episode of The JB and Sandy Show dives deep into the heart of Austin, blending laughter, nostalgia, and raw emotion. Sandy and JB kick off with a spirited celebration of the Longhorns’ Citrus Bowl victory, reminiscing about legendary moments and the sweet redemption of Arch Manning. The hosts share personal stories that connect with listeners—like the unforgettable advice to “dry your razor blades to make them last longer,” and the touching memory of a listener who remembered Sandy’s struggles with starting a family. 🏈 From football triumphs to quirky end zone celebrations, the show captures the pulse of Texas sports and the pride of its fans. The hosts also spotlight Austin’s ever-evolving landscape, revealing insider updates on three major road construction projects set to transform the city in 2026. 🚧 But the emotional centerpiece? Tricia’s five-year journey toward a meaningful tattoo with her lifelong friends—the “horse women.” Through laughter and nerves, Tricia shares the anticipation, the group’s unique bond, and the unexpected twist that kept her from becoming a “tattooed lady.” As JB muses, “Whoever passes first, can all say your goodbyes and touch the tattoo.” The conversation is honest, funny, and deeply relatable, exploring the significance of friendship, tradition, and the courage to embrace change. ✨

Memorable Quotes:

• “It’s weird what people remember… I never forget you talking about your troubles with trying to get pregnant.”
• “Dry your razor blades after you use them—they stay sharp and it works!”
• “We’ve been the horse women since high school… our group text thread is called the horse women.”
• “Whoever passes first, can all say your goodbyes and touch the tattoo.”

🎧 Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the show, this episode is packed with heart, humor, and local flavor. Don’t miss the story behind Tricia’s almost-tattoo, Austin’s big construction reveals, and the moments that make The JB and Sandy Show a true Austin original. Call-to-Action 👉 If you loved this episode, subscribe now, leave us a review, and share it with your friends! Your support keeps the stories coming and helps us grow our community. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok at @JBsandyATX for behind-the-scenes fun and updates. Let’s keep the conversation going—what’s your “tattoo moment”?

Have you ever wondered, “What’s the last food you ate in your car—and did you regret it?” 🚗🍕 This episode of The JB and Sandy Show is a hilarious, nostalgic ride through Austin’s history, quirky food confessions, and the chaos of holiday traditions. From the mystery behind Zilker Park’s namesake to the sticky aftermath of eating ice cream cones on the go, JB, Sandy, and Tricia serve up stories that will make you laugh, reminisce, and maybe rethink your next drive-thru order.  

Key Moments & Themes:

• Austin History Unveiled: The crew debates the true founder of Zilker Park—was it Adolf or Andrew Zilker? (“As a child who grew up in Austin and went to Zilker Elementary School, I feel like I would remember if it was Adolf Zilker.”) 🏞️
• Food Fails & Car Chaos: Tricia’s question sparks confessions about the messiest foods to eat behind the wheel. From footlong chili cheese dogs (“That’s for professionals!”) to JB’s pizza slice sneak attacks and Tricia’s accidental paper-eating at In-N-Out, you’ll relate to every crumb and spill. 🍔🍕🌭
• Snack Preferences & Local Favorites: Discover why Tricia only eats onion rings at Mighty Fine, JB’s love for McDonald’s triple burgers, and the team’s obsession with Bucky’s butterfly gummies and Amy’s ice cream malts (“What level one to ten do you want your malt to be?”). 🍟🍦🦋
• Holiday Shopping Hacks: Need last-minute Christmas gifts? Buc-ee’s might just be your secret weapon. 🎁

Memorable Quotes:

• • “If you think you’re going to shame me into not eating a couple of slices on the way home, you’re wrong.”
  • “Girls, got to get it in a cup, ladies.”
  • “I love how In-N-Out puts their burger in its little diaper.”

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“Is there really such a thing as too much money—and what would you do if you won the $1.25 billion lotto?” 💸 This episode of The JB and Sandy Show dives deep into holiday traditions, family quirks, and the wild dreams that come with a billion-dollar jackpot. From the hilarious story of Tricia’s Christmas excitement (“Tricia acts like an eight-year-old at Christmas. She still loves getting the presents!”) to JB’s legendary ‘Fruitcake Song’ tradition, you’ll laugh, reminisce, and maybe even rethink your own holiday rituals.

Key moments include:

• The eerie tale of a smart device predicting wardrobe choices (“Sandra, tomorrow is going to be cold. You probably should wear the white sweatshirt you just got.”) 🤖
• JB’s heartwarming backstory behind the iconic ‘Fruitcake Song’—a tradition nearly 30 years old, now finally streaming for all to enjoy. 🎶
• A tribute to Texas music legend Joe Ely, with touching anecdotes and fun facts (“He was recognized by the Texas legislature as the official 2016 Texas State Musician.”) 🎸
• The “Luling” phenomenon—awkward friendships and unexpected bridesmaid invitations that’ll have you questioning your own circle. 👯‍♀️
• The age-old debate: apples and oranges in Christmas stockings—lame or legendary? 🍎🍊

Memorable quotes:

• “If you win, all you can do is just give it away. That is more money than you would ever be able to spend.”
• “I want the giant check. Which is the biggest mistake you can make. I don’t care.”
• “Don’t forget to get your holiday scratchers too. Hope the people you give them to don’t win big!”

This episode is packed with nostalgia, laughter, and genuine moments that capture the spirit of the season. Whether you’re here for the music, the memories, or the million-dollar dreams, you won’t want to miss a minute!

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🤔 If a gadget could record your every conversation and organize your life, would you trust it—or run for the hills? That’s the burning question JB, Sandy, and Tricia debate in this lively, laugh-filled episode of The JB and Sandy Show! 🎙️ The show kicks off with Austin’s beloved tradition—the Fruitcake Song. JB shares the hilarious backstory of this 30-year-old classic, written with his friend Rusty (“He was basically Weird Al Yankovic, but not as famous. And more talented!”). The song, about a guy in love with Santa, has sparked laughter and a little controversy over the years, but it’s become a staple of the holiday season. “Don’t be that person who complains—just have a laugh and enjoy the fruitcake!” 🍰🎅 Tech talk takes center stage as JB reveals his latest obsession: an AI-powered necklace called Fieldy. This futuristic gizmo listens to your conversations, creates reminders, and summarizes your life (“If there’s anyone on planet Earth that needs this, it’s JB!”). The crew debates its usefulness, style (“It’s very ‘I’ve fallen and I can’t get up’ type of necklace”), and privacy. Would you wear it? Would you let it record your “Tricia logic” moments for posterity? 🤖 Memorable moments and quotes include:

• JB’s legendary memo recorder story: “Mile marker 112, good place to bury a body.”
• The Fruitcake Song’s playful lyrics: “Whistle toe over the door, just bought some leather from the store… Yes, I’m having me a fruitcake for Christmas!”
• Sandy’s reflection on studio musicians: “There’s a lot of people that just didn’t get paid what they should have gotten paid… They’re the unsung heroes of the soundtrack of your life.”
• The lost brick saga: Tricia’s family bought a commemorative brick on Town Lake, but no one can find it. “It’s supposed to be where the ducks are hanging out… It’s probably got poop on it.”

The episode also features:

• Holiday recommendations, including the documentary “The Wrecking Crew” and the hospital drama “The Pit.”
• A spirited debate about charitable gifts (“If someone gives you a card saying a donation was made in your name, is that really a gift?”).
• Running shoe advice, trail adventures, and the comfort of familiar routines.

Notable Quotes:

• “If there’s anyone on planet Earth that needs this, it’s JB. Holy crap, I’m gonna buy one for you.”
• “Don’t be that person who complains—just have a laugh and enjoy the fruitcake.”
• “It’s supposed to be where the ducks are hanging out. Couldn’t find it. It’s probably got poop on it.”

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