“Would You Survive an FBI Background Check? Real ID Drama, Fruitcake Songs & Holiday Surprises!” Episode Description 🎙️ “If the FBI ran a background check on you today, would you be nervous?” That’s the question that kicks off a rollercoaster episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where holiday cheer meets real-life drama and unexpected laughs! 🎄🚨 Sandy, JB, and Tricia dive into Austin’s changing landscape, reminiscing about the city’s green spaces and sturdy new buildings, while sharing stories that blend nostalgia with humor. From the passing of Austin’s progressive mayor Frank Cooksey to wild tales of cows and squirrels causing chaos on Texas highways (“Are squirrels that indecisive in every aspect of their life?”), the hosts keep you entertained with their signature wit. The episode heats up with Tricia’s “story we love,” spotlighting the looming Real ID deadline. Did you know that starting February 1st, travelers without a Real ID or passport will face a $45 fee and up to 30 minutes of extra verification at the airport? “You’ve had 20 years… $45 and up to 30 minutes while they verify whatever other ID you brought with you.” The hosts speculate about the 6% of people who still haven’t updated their IDs—are they running from the law, or just procrastinating? 😅 Memorable moments abound as Sandy and Tricia share their own brushes with bureaucracy and the law:

• Sandy’s forgotten court fee from a 1990 bar fight (“Texas didn’t care. Iowa did. Ohio did.”)
• Tricia’s unexpected night in jail for a $35 court fee (“I was all cute and dressed up… crying with makeup streaked down my face.”)
• The infamous “pooped in public” mugshot story that had everyone in stitches.

The holiday spirit shines through with talk of magical moments, Texas Lottery scratch tickets, and the legendary Fruitcake Song—JB’s ode to Santa that’s been a show tradition for nearly 30 years. “If you’ve never heard it, you need to hear it. If you have heard it, then you know you’ll love it.” Other highlights include:

• The wild world of Texas highways, where cows and pigs are as much a hazard as speeding cars.
• Squirrel survival tactics and the mystery of their “nut maps.”
• A mashup of Old West history and podcast recommendations for curious listeners.

Notable Quotes:

• “Are squirrels that way in every aspect of their life? Like, you’re my girlfriend, no you’re not.”
• “You’ve had 20 years… $45 and up to 30 minutes while they verify whatever other ID you brought with you.”
• “I was all cute and dressed up… crying with makeup streaked down my face.”

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🌟 “If your pet feels like family, should the IRS agree?” That’s just one of the wild questions Sandy and Tricia tackle in this laughter-packed episode of The Sandy Show! 🎙️ From the moment Sandy introduces his “beautiful, talented, yet somewhat acerbic” wife Tricia, you know you’re in for a ride. The duo dives into the quirks of social media fame, with Tricia celebrating her Instagram milestone (“I only wanted 900 followers, now I’m at 948!”), and the hilarity of being followed by “your mother’s fave 58.” But the real fun begins when a lawyer sues the IRS, demanding that pets count as legal dependents. Tricia and Sandy debate: “He has no independent income. He resides exclusively with her and has annual expenses exceeding $5,000. That satisfies the IRS’s intent of dependency… except for the fact that it’s not a human.” Would you write off your goldfish? 🐟 The episode gets heartfelt as Tricia shares the emotional journey of pet ownership—“Rip your heart out having a pet, won’t it?”—and the bittersweet memories of their beloved dog, Shiny. The conversation turns to pet insurance, family, and the little things that make life magical. 🎉 Bigfoot believers, rejoice! Tricia’s passion for the legendary creature takes center stage as she reveals her plans to hunt Bigfoot with friends, her collection of Bigfoot gear, and the latest news: Bigfoot is now in Fortnite! “He’s super strong, can’t be defeated easily, and if anybody gets close, he disappears into the woods.” Will you spot him first? 👣 The Sandy household is a carnival of joy and humor, from Bigfoot wallpaper to needlepoint messages (“Sorry I called you an a-hole. I thought you knew.”), googly eyes on outlets, and signs that say “have a nice poop.” It’s a place where you can’t help but smile—or be playfully insulted. Other highlights include:

• The surprising history of movie trailers (“They were originally shown at the end of movies!”)
• Tricia’s superhuman sense of smell (“Approximately one trillion scents!”)
• The real story behind Van Gogh’s Starry Night (“It was the view from the room of a mental asylum in France.”)

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Memorable Quotes:

• “I want to give a comfortable 60% and have time for my shows.”
• “Bigfoot is everywhere right now. He’s like the kale fad. He’s cottage cheese right now.”
• “Our house is so fun. It’s like living in a carnival fun house.”

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Join Sandy and Tricia on this festive episode of The Sandy Show as they dive into lottery fantasies, holiday chaos, and quirky news that'll have you laughing out loud! Sandy and Tricia dream big about post-win splurges—like hiring a daily glam squad for "flawless hair and makeup every single day" or leasing a private jet (while Sandy opts for buying out first class and handpicking passengers from "steerage" ). They share hilarious holiday stresses, from Tricia's dreaded Advent calendar hunt for "25 tiny prizes" that fit in those pesky pockets to her mom's legendary "trash" Chex Mix snack and warming wassail drink that makes the house smell like Christmas . Catch the buzz on Snoop Dogg becoming Team USA's honorary coach for the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy, where he'll "bring his voice, his heart, and maybe a little wisdom" to motivate athletes . Plus, clever Aussie kids outsmarting social media bans with face ID hacks , Navy's nail-biting win over Army , and rapid-fire Q&A revealing Tricia's dream car: a sleek Porsche Panamera . Don't miss memorable moments like Sandy's quip, "You can't win if you don't play," and their banter on brain rot from endless scrolling. Tune in for relatable vibes, big laughs, and holiday spirit that'll brighten your day! Subscribe now, drop a review to share your lotto dreams, and pass it on to your friends—your next feel-good listen awaits! 

How monogamous are humans? Dive into this hilarious episode of The JB and Sandy Show where hosts Sandy, JB, and Tricia spill the beans on everything from holiday mishaps to wild animal facts! JB shares his empty-nester struggles with wife Aaron over movie nights—loving the high-speed thrills of F1 with Brad Pitt but cringing through the absurd chaos of Cocaine Bear (spoiler: he calls it a total disaster, while she adored it!). Relive festive tales of Christmas tree triumphs, like JB's heartwarming adventure strapping a tree to his daughter's station wagon , and JB's allergy-fueled avoidance of real trees. Things get cheeky with a monogamy ranking: humans beat beavers but lose to meerkats, while chimpanzees and dolphins top the "cheater" list! Don't miss memorable moments like Tricia's guilty confessions of swinging by 7-Eleven for donut breakfasts and the hosts' banter on parenting fails, from entrusting dads with eggs (penguin-style) to cereal-for-dinner habits. Plus, shoutouts to local spots and life hacks that keep things real. Tune in for laughs, relatable vibes, and a dose of holiday spirit that'll have you hitting replay! Subscribe now, leave a glowing review, and share with your crew to spread the fun—your next binge session starts here!

:Have you ever wondered how it feels to say goodbye to a beloved Austin institution that's been serving up classic Tex-Mex for four decades? In this heartfelt episode of The JB and Sandy Show, the crew kicks things off with sad news: the iconic South Congress location of El Mercado is closing its doors for good this Wednesday, December 17th – but don't worry, the Burnet Road spot lives on, and you can still grab their famous salsa at HEB! The team dives into Austin's ever-changing landscape, debating Torchy's vs. Taco Deli (you're one or the other, right?), sharing hilarious foil-eating mishaps, and reminiscing about classics like Matt's El Rancho and the "all-American taco." They also reflect on saying farewell to longtime spots like Catfish Parlor and ponder what's next for that prime SoCo real estate (condos, anyone?).Things heat up with the Story We Love: Austin City Council just greenlit Southwest Airlines' huge expansion at ABIA, bringing 2,000 new jobs with an jaw-dropping average salary of $180,000! Could this mean more direct flights, cheaper fares, and Austin-based pilots and crews? The gang breaks it all down.

Then, hop in the Wayback Machine as Sandy finally dives into the legendary Mad Men – four episodes in and already hooked on Don Draper's mysterious past (is he a deserter?!), the nonstop smoking and cocktails, pointy bras, and that shocking picnic litter scene. JB raves about rewatching it endlessly, while they marvel at the 1960s office antics and unforgettable characters like Christina Hendricks.Memorable moments include: "You're going to eat a little bit of foil" from Taco Deli tacos, tales of accidentally devouring In-N-Out wrapper paper, and laughs over vintage lingerie that looked like "the Egyptian pyramids." Cold weather debates, hot chocolate rants, and Pioneer Woman's shoutout to Austin's Trail of Lights round out this fun, nostalgic ride through Austin life and pop culture.Don't miss this mix of local heartbreak, big news, and binge-worthy TV talk – tune in now before El Mercado's final day slips away! Hit play, subscribe for more daily Austin vibes, leave us a review, and share with your fellow Texans who bleed breakfast tacos and Mad Men drama. 

❓ “Why do we call bat excrement ‘guano’—and would you wear a Red Raider hat to a funeral?” If you’re ready for a wild ride through Austin’s quirks, college football drama, and the everyday hilarity of life, this episode of The JB and Sandy Show is your must-listen From the very first moments, JB, Sandy, and Tricia hook you with a jazzy earworm warning—“Don’t get it stuck in your head!”—before diving into the heart-pounding world of daredevil crane climbers and the viral stunts that make your stomach drop. Sandy shares his own brush with dizzying heights, while the crew debates the lengths people go for social media fame. 🏈 The conversation shifts to college football, where Tricia brings the heat: “Arch Manning is back, babies!” The team unpacks Arch’s rise to the top of the NIL charts, the Texas Longhorns’ bowl game hopes, and the billionaire boosters fueling Texas Tech’s ascent. You’ll hear JB’s superstitions, Sandy’s nostalgia for championship seasons, and a hilarious debate about whether a Red Raider cap belongs at the dinner table—or a funeral. 💸 Ever feel awkward tapping “no tip” on the iPad? The hosts get real about tipping culture, the shame of skipping receipts, and why some Austin eateries are ditching tips altogether. “Tell your boss to pay you better hourly wage. I’m not doing it,” Sandy declares, sparking laughs and a little soul-searching. 🎸 The nostalgia keeps rolling as the crew reminisces about childhood songs, crab leg feasts, and the mysterious nutcracker gadgets of their youth. JB’s story of cracking pecans on his football helmet is an instant classic: “Hager, quit cracking pecans and get in there!” 🎁 As the holidays approach, the team jokes about the 1.4 billion hours Americans will spend setting up new devices—and the universal struggle of remembering your iCloud password. Sandy’s heartfelt birthday shoutout to his mom in Omaha adds a touch of warmth and gratitude to the festive chaos.

Notable Quotes & Moments:

• “Don’t get that stuck in your head. You do. Such a jazzy little song.”
• “You don’t wear a Red Raider hat to a funeral. No. You don’t wear it at the table either.”
• “Tell your boss to pay you better hourly wage. I’m not doing it.”
• “Hager, quit cracking pecans and get in there.”
• “Of course, it’s my mom. Of course, I’m going to upgrade to premium flowers.”

✨ This episode is packed with laughter, local flavor, and relatable moments that will have you nodding along and hitting replay. Whether you’re an Austinite, a college football fan, or just love great storytelling, you’ll find something to love. 

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“Would You Scream for a Burger? Viral Chaos, Holiday Laughs & TikTok Truths Unleashed!” Episode Description ❓ “What’s the first thing that made you laugh today?” That’s how this episode of The Sandy Show kicks off—a question that instantly sets the tone for a wild, witty ride through the quirks of modern life and holiday nostalgia. 🎙️ Join Sandy and Tricia as they dive into the chaos of viral trends, from the In-N-Out Burger “Order 67” phenomenon (and why it’s been banned!) to the baffling world of TikTok Live—where people stream everything from ricochet shots to silent homework sessions.

🤳🍔 Key Moments & Themes:

• 🎄 Holiday Vibes & Musical Debates: Which Christmas carol reigns supreme? Is “Sleigh Ride” the ultimate festive jam, or does “Little Drummer Boy” steal the show? The hosts share their favorites and poke fun at each other’s choices.
• 🤣 Viral Burger Mayhem: “Because of people like you.” The In-N-Out Burger staff’s hilarious response to the “Order 67” craze sparks a debate—should businesses lean into viral fame or shut it down?
• 📱 TikTok Live Unfiltered: “Most of these people look like idiots… Why are you here? What are you doing?” Sandy’s candid take on TikTok culture leads to a deeper discussion about authenticity, vanity, and the odd comfort of just “being there” online.
• 🎬 Pop Culture Surprises: Did you know “Oppenheimer” was the highest-grossing movie that never hit number one? And that viruses can catch viruses? The show is packed with fun facts and “wait, what?!” moments.
• 📝 Wikipedia Wonders: Discover the man who’s edited a third of all Wikipedia articles—proof that everyone has a passion, no matter how niche.

Memorable Quotes:

• “I just want people to act right. Just do it right. Have some home training.”
• “Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Brothers but cried poor when we shared passwords with our moms.”
• “You know why you like it? Because this is the register that you sing every song ever made in.”

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What would you do if a snake came charging at you while you were tubing on Lake Austin? 🐍💦 That’s just one of the wild stories JB and Sandy unravel in this episode, where childhood phobias, Texas wildlife, and unforgettable family moments collide! From the hilarious tale of a young boy’s “instant classic” shower song (thanks, Tammy Lou!) to the shocking reality of snake-infested rivers in Central Texas, the hosts keep you laughing and squirming in equal measure. Sandy confesses, “There’s never a positive infestation of any kind,” while JB reveals just how many snakes he’s wrangled on his boat dock—without ever telling Tricia (because, as Sandy jokes, “She’d go down and burn the boat dock!”).🔥 But the surprises don’t stop there. Meet Snacks, the pet rat who was destined to be snake food but ended up a beloved family member—befriending both the family dog and pig in a real-life Charlotte’s Web moment. 🐭🐶🐷

The episode also dives into:

• The viral road rage incident on Mopac, complete with dash cam drama and a debate on Texas justice (“That’s a good way to get shot when you road rage in Texas!”).
• The allure (and terror) of the New Year’s Day polar plunge at Barton Springs—would you take the icy leap? 🥶
• A nostalgic look at 80s music, Toto’s billion streams, and Tricia’s band days playing “Africa” on trumpet (“That was the exact moment I was like, I am incredibly cool.”).
• Local guest James Russell, executive director of the Trail of Lights Foundation, sharing what’s new for this year’s festivities. 🎄✨

With stories that range from laugh-out-loud to heartwarming, and moments that make you wonder, “What would I do in that situation?”, this episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves Texas, music, and a good old-fashioned surprise. Memorable Quotes:

• “There’s never a positive infestation of any kind.”
• “She’d go down and burn the boat dock!”
• “He’s like a Disney Mouse. He is!”
• “That’s a good way to get shot when you road rage in Texas!”
• “That was the exact moment I was like, I am incredibly cool.”

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“Can a city’s holiday tradition survive budget cuts, changing times, and unpredictable weather?”

 That’s the question at the heart of this unforgettable episode of The JB and Sandy Show! 🎙️ Join JB, Sandy, and Tricia as they welcome James Russell, Executive Director of the Trail of Lights Foundation, for a behind-the-scenes look at how Austin’s beloved Trail of Lights was nearly lost—and the passionate community effort that brought it back from the brink. 🌟 Key moments include:

• The dramatic story of how the Trail of Lights disappeared during the 2008 recession, and the “pent-up demand” that inspired a group of locals to revive it—proving that civic duty and nostalgia can move mountains.
• James Russell’s candid reflections: “We exist for one reason, and it’s to make sure the Trail of Lights happens. It can’t cost taxpayers a dime.” 💡
• Tricia’s childhood memories of hot chocolate, family drives, and the magic of seeing the same iconic displays year after year—plus her hilarious confession: “I entered that coloring contest every year and I never won. I never flipped the switch. Talk about having a little rage pent up!” ☕🚗
• The delicate balance between corporate sponsorship and keeping the event authentically Austin: “We don’t want to NASCAR it up. We want to preserve that element of tradition.”
• Heartwarming stories of community, resilience, and the hope that future generations will keep the lights shining.

Memorable quotes:

• “We’re just the current stewards of it. This event is owned by the people of Austin.”
• “It’s something every Austinite should experience, either as an adult or as a kid. Go down there and they’ll get you in the Christmas spirit.”

🎉 Whether you’re a lifelong Austinite or new to the city, this episode will spark nostalgia, gratitude, and a renewed sense of community. Don’t miss the laughter, the memories, and the call to keep Austin’s traditions alive! Call-to-Action If you loved this episode, don’t forget to subscribe, leave us a review, and share it with your friends! Help us spread the word and keep the spirit of Austin shining bright. 🌟✨

“Is your grocery cart blocking the aisle, or are you the one laying on the horn the second the light turns green?”

 🚦🛒 This episode of dives headfirst into the everyday frustrations that unite us all—whether it’s clueless shoppers, infuriating drivers, or the hilarious quirks that make Sandy and Tricia’s dynamic so irresistible. From birthday shoutouts to Raven Simone and Bobby Flay, to a jaw-dropping $120,000 New Year’s Eve package at the Knickerbocker Hotel, the show is packed with surprises, laughter, and a dash of holiday magic. Key Moments & Themes:

• Relatable Rants: Sandy’s witty take on grocery store etiquette and Tricia’s “come on little friend” mantra will have you nodding (and laughing) in agreement.
• Driving Drama: “You really turned me on last night when you laid on the horn!” Sandy confesses, revealing the couple’s playful banter about road rage and honking habits.
• Diary of Perpetual Disappointments: Inspired by John Cena’s decade-long Mandarin studies, Sandy adds “languages I’ll never learn” to his list, sparking a candid conversation about goals, regrets, and the Duolingo owl’s relentless reminders.
• Holiday Extravagance: Tricia breaks down the ultra-luxurious Knickerbocker Hotel New Year’s Eve package, complete with a $20,000 glam budget and a personal content capture concierge. “That’s the only way I’d do Times Square!” she declares.
• Care or Don’t Care: From Will Ferrell’s $319,000 Elf costume to Joe Jonas’s seven-minute parallel parking struggle, Sandy and Tricia debate the stories that matter most—ending with America’s favorite Christmas movie, as chosen by everyday people (not critics!).

Memorable Quotes:

• “I have a little timer at red lights. If the car in front doesn’t move, I just honk. Let’s go!” 🚗🔔
• “Languages I’ll never learn… I just got out of the Duolingo routine. The little owl misses me.” 🦉
• “You really turned me on last night when you laid on the horn!” 💥

Why Listen? If you’ve ever felt the sting of a perpetual disappointment, or just want to laugh at the chaos of holiday shopping and driving, this episode is for you.  Sandy and Tricia’s chemistry, honesty, and humor will keep you hooked from start to finish.

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