3 guys one Island, what could go wrong? ( or right...)

Well if you’ve ever listened to any previous episodes then you know someone’s getting f*cked…..but hold on there’s a surprise being washed up on the shore, what could it be?

We’ll listen in to find out in our featured round 'Desert Island Flotation Surprise'

With retuning special guest Dirty Boi this episode goes down as the most drunk recording ever.

As per usual we have 'Shag, Marry, Kill and the hostess with the mostess Big Pappa J slurs his way through made up super hero round again.

Sit back, enjoy and remember to have a book of tissues at the ready for this steamy homo-erotic episode.

Thanks for listening in as always

BPJ & NFATT xx

Hi Gang

Self proclaimed animal lovers (not in the sexual way) “Big Pappa J” and the “Notorious FA-TT” attempt record an animal themed podcast...

Its very clear after 5 minutes that between us we only know around 4 animals that are real, and a handful of made up ones. Of course its a disaster, and unless your a fan of Octopus Golf its probably not worth a listen.

As always 'Snog, Marry, Kill' and 'Big Nob, Small Nob' make a solid return as this is the only structure we have in place.

We hope you enjoy listening as much as we like getting

Love and Respect Always

BPJ & NFATT

Possibly the messiest podcast ever recorded..

Hosted by Big Pappa J with the Notorious FA-TT, returning Lady P.

Alongside this professional podcast trio we also introduce village idiot and award winning simpleton 'Dirty Boi' ( known locally as the Brown Smudge)

In this attempted 80’s themed episode we look back at childhood desserts and classic TV & Film vehicles - but the nostalgia doesn't stop there (even though it should) we have the fan favourites and regular features 'Big Nob Small Nob' ( 80's cocks) and 'Snog, Marry, Kill' (Sesame Street edition).

We apologise for the poor structure, and constant background noise in this podcast but in all honesty what do you expect with 4 guests & 3 sausage dogs in a small wooden cabin.

Warning, this one is messy...

Love and respect always, and most of all thanks for listening

BPJ & NFATT

Hello, Hola, Bonjour, Namaste and welcome to the greatest podcast ever created!!!

Described as the modern day, yet even more sexy, version of the Chuckle Brothers (Heat Magazine 2017)  Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT delve into the questions that don’t really need answering. 

For example if you wanted to go on a 'celebrity' stag do then we have 10 people to choose from, or maybe you wanted to tame a wild horse, then we have 3 suggestions to make you one with nature. We also ponder what the rudest animal would be if they could talk, so your getting some real high level content as always.

As always we have the fans favourites Big Nob small Nob and Snog Marry Kill Goonies edition.

Also we have a special recording from our proud sponsor Dave from Dave’s Dunkies……love and respect to all you muther lickers

BPJ & NFATT

A BONUS for you. We totally forgot we had recorded this bit, and arguably it should have stayed forgotten, but here it is anyway..

We attempted, along side the Hardcore Listing Podcast, to do another section that run out of steam rather quickly.

12 minutes of us trying to do the Eastenders Olympics theme

( which is a feature we often return too)

So if you have 12 minutes, and would like so switch you brain off then please listen

“Viewer Discretion Advised” we sincerely apologise for this episode which has our good friends from “Hardcore Listening” joining us on - PLEASE note, its not their fault!

Even with their experience and professionalism there was no containing the utter madness and confusion from what can only be described as one of the 'worst podcasts' ever recorded.

Of course have the fans favourite 'Big Cock Small Cock, 'Snog Marry Kill' and 'Whose Taking a Shit Around the Corner', but the answers for each category get scrambled up between each round so it’s up to you to piece them together in an order that makes sense.

Once again we have wasted a good opportunity, to be part of another good podcast community.

Much Love BPJ & NFATT

Mmmm, what could be better than a Grandads Beef sandwich served on a bed of incest?

Now we’ve got your attention sit back and enjoy the rambling nonsense of Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.

This episode includes fan favourites Snog, Marry, Kill 'Harry Potter' edition, and Small-Cock-Big-Cock 'Captain' edition.

We also re-visit Eastenders Olympics.

We hope you enjoy this episode and if people want to message in we have a free prize giveaway for those people that like animal hair in the form of jewellery.

Always and Forever BPJ & NFATT

Hey Gang

You remember we did a part 1 ? Well this is part 2...

More utter drunken nonsense, but again its pretty funny so have a listen..

Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!!!

Hoe Hoe Hoe

Well its a ruddy bloody Christmas Special !

It could easily be ranked as the least festive episode of all time, but its funny so who gives a shit.

Welcome to the madness of BPJ, NFATT, LADY P & STU

(Hardcore Listing)

We hope you enjoy this, we doubt you will, but we hope

Take care and Merry Fucking Christmas!!!

Love and Respect forever

BPJ & NFATT

Described in “Times” Magazine as the two most influential

But maybe they could have done, if the magazine had bothered to listen to the now rumoured 'Greatest Podcast of All Time', and this is why...

This episode we ponder good teeth replacements and discuss which insect or crustacean ( in a box) you could detect using only your genitals.

Ever wondered what 'Slimer' from Ghostbusters was like at kissing? and which serial killer would perform well on Strictly Come Dancing? Well keep wondering because we haven't got a f*cking clue either..

What type golf club Ian Beale would use to kill a rodent

Thanks for your continued support and love ❤️