The Scat Cast

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The Scat Cast episodes

  • This One Trick FIXED His Self Confidence (ft. Karris and KJ)

    Every once in a while, every man will find himself down in the dumps. Whether it's the side of his manhood or his ability to talk to women, we've all been there. But on this philosophical episode of The Scat Cast, our friend KJ brings his long-time friend Karris onto the show. Together we explore our insecurities and how to overcome them. Would you go back in time and change something about your past? No stone is left unturned on this week's thoughtful episode of The Scat Cast.

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    2 hr 3 min
  • How This Fighting Game Player is Fixing Your Health (ft. Lugi/Martin)

    On this week's episode of The Scat Cast, the boys invite their friend Martin and things get a little competitive. Known as Lugi in the eSports scene, he's been a part of the Smash Bros. Melee and Dragon Ball FighterZ communities for a while. Sharing his experiences of how he got involved in these intense passions leads into his other passion-- saving your health through what you put into your body... most notably the water you drink on a daily basis.

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    1 hr 55 min
  • The Knockoff Avengers Save America

    After a tumultuous election cycle, some of us have begun to get burnt out. But there's one thing left that can save us from depression and brighten our day-- The Knockoff Avengers, The Scat Cast (and Justin)! Together they lighten the mood with good news and plans of a hopeful future! Their favorite movies and games truly do put a smile on their face. But the true test of The Revengers' strength comes in the face of adversity such as Chernobyl and... radioactive teenagers? Will they save the day? You won't want to miss this week's exciting episode of The Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Is it Worth Climbing a Ladder of Broken Dreams?

    Well, the boys have really done it this time. The Loan Sharks came and took most of the studio... and Alphonso’s spine. This major setback throws the boys into an early midlife crisis in which they all share what they would have done differently, or the course of action they should have taken to avoid such a scatastrophe. The boys need to make their money back, so they discuss the implications of some less-than-favorable business practices in order to cut costs while simultaneously making bigger returns, such as, hear them out, child labor, nickel and dime pay for the employees, or perhaps artificial food dyes to make products look more appealing? They’re just reading from the playbook of major American corporations, surely you dear viewer won't think to boycott them. Anywho, although the boys are in a bit of a rough spot financially, at least they aren’t as deep in a hole as Long John Silvers. After doing some extremely quick research, the boys cannot fathom how such a company is still operating. The boys are now weighing their options. So between total bankruptcy like fast food fish, and astonishing success from child labor and exploitation like Nestle, which do you think is the more favorable choice? Let’s see which choice the boys make on this week’s Episode of the Scat Cast. 

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    1 hr 21 min
  • 3 Men vs Their Greatest Fears

    It's that time of year... where we begin to let our scary sides show. But where did all of this start? Why exactly do we even celebrate Halloween to begin with? After our little history lesson we delve deep into our greatest fears and the most interesting fears of all. But we can't forget... what's Halloween without a few scary stories? We hope you enjoy this terrifyingly sweet episode of The Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 7 min
  • The 21-Year-Old Streamlining the Way You Sell Online with One App (ft. Tyler Ma)

    If you've watched every episode until the end, you have probably asked yourself, “What is SellRaze?” Co-founder & Software Engineer, Tyler Ma, has finally found the free time to come onto the Scat Cast and answer this very question for us all. Tyler discusses the story behind SellRaze and how you can start selling online with all your favorite marketplaces on one app for FREE. Among other topics, Tyler provides some insight on the world of Tech Startups, what the future of AI will bring, the new Meta AR Glasses, Tesla’s Optimus Robots, the ever-growing arsenal of SpaceX technology, and more. Want a glimpse into the future? Tune in to this week's episode of the Scat Cast.

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    2 hr 15 min
  • The Helen Keller Situation is Crazy

    On this episode of the Scat Cast, the boys put their knowledge of Darwinism to the test. After discussing how resilient water bears are, the boys try to one-up them with something with a chance to be even more dominant, Giant Ants. The boys discuss what they would do in the situation of this Ant-pocalypse, and after we are wiped out, the remnants of our civilization and culture after we have gone extinct. On the other end of evolution, the boys discuss hypotheticals on how we could possibly devolve, particularly on which senses they feel like they could live without. The boys tag in Helen Keller to help them survive without such crucial necessities. Curious on if you could survive with less? Would you offer yourself to breed with the ant queen? What the hell does a mantis shrimp see? Listen (or read if you're blind (smell if you lost both senses)) to this episode of the Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 26 min
  • HOW TO ESCAPE THE RAT RACE (ft. Nathan)

    So you self proclaimed “critical thinkers” want to escape the rat race? Well we will let this week’s returning guest, Nathan, help you out a little. Nathan says the first step is don’t even participate in said race. Get a boat and go to an island. However for most of us that is not an option. Perhaps we should be more like animals. To us... The Scat Cast is your best chance for escaping the grind.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • How He Went From Chud to Chad (ft. Will)

    It's time for the boys to become men, and who better to show them the ropes than the short King himself. The harbinger of testosterone, and guest on this Scat Cast Episode, Will, takes up this task. After kicking ozempic to the side, and hopping off the Walmart disability scooters the boys, and Will, begin their transformation. They discuss pressing issues parents face such as how to punish kids, how to encourage them to pursue aspirations far greater than the bare minimum, and what kind of music the kids these days should be listening to. Now that all the men are at the table, they talk about some real man problems. Like bathroom fights, locker room fights, bar fights, and the ending to Titanic. You want to go from Chud to Chad? Need to find that Rose in your life? Well grow a pair and tune in to this week's episode of the Scat Cast.

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    2 hr 1 min
  • Diddybots, Oil Up and Freak Out!

    Darren into the Scat Cast fresh out of an early showing of the new movie Transformers One. Alphonso and Darren bring ik how Transformers was the catalyst of their friendship, and the boys share their thoughts on the franchise as a whole. The boys then throw Optimus Prime into a gauntlet with the fiercest of adversaries like the Iron Giant, Darth Vader, and Thanos, and the Predacons; Diddy-Tron and SmartSchoolBoy Prime. How will the true power of a Prime scale up against true degeneracy and over a thousand bottles of baby oil? Find out on this week's episode of the Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 39 min

About The Scat Cast

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Three longtime friends Jon, Alphonso, Darren bring shenanigans and food for thought with a wide variety of characters-- all for your listening enjoyment.