The Scat Cast

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  • Good Luck, America!

    Our dear fellow Americans…we are so sorry. After discussing how bad our options are for this election cycle, the boys get together and form a new political party; the Scat Party. After making their official endorsements to Amazon’s The Boys, the boys begin the Scat Party’s Primaries.  After making parallels between the show and our own political climate, the boys are called to the podium to decide which superpowers they take, and how they would either use or abuse them.  From legalizing bullying, to eliminating cancel culture, printing Alphonsobucks, and banning British cuisine, are these legitimate and beneficial policies the Scat Party should build a platform on? The Scat Party primaries finish off after the candidates discuss their plans on how to end homelessness. You will know which political party to give your vote to after this week's episode of the Scat Cast. 

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    1 hr 51 min
  • Garfield Fills the Void in Our Heats (ft. Ryan)

    On this week’s out of this world episode of The Scat Cast, Darren brings rekindled friend Ryan onto the show! Anime fans, they discuss their favorite manga and anime series and then take a sharp detour into the vastness of deep space. You ask yourself the most philosophical of questions when face to face with the great unknown. What is truly beyond our planet? How much space is there? What makes something terrifying? Are Garfield comics secretly genius? These questions and more will be explored to their astronomical potential!

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    1 hr 41 min
  • The Middle School Crew (ft. Jaslyn)

    After a prolonged recording session led to Darren leaving in a hurry, Jon, Alphonso, and Jaslyn were left to their own devices. Things got nostalgic fast as they talked about the past, present, and future of their friendship, and how friends in general can impact your life. Together they deep dive into the effect men have on the world, our view on relationships and even the usage of slurs. Join us for this spectacular bonus episode of The Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 7 min
  • The Worst Thought Experiments (ft. Jaslyn)

    The boys are back this week with their long-time friend, Jaslyn (@jaslynchanel). After reminiscing on the horrors of school cafeteria food, Alphonso wants to play a little game. But hol up- Your favorite rapper said what?! Was Gandhi really a hero? These revelations lead the group down a path of self-reflection and moral questioning as they discuss everything from the afterlife, to whether it would be better to stumble upon a bear or a man, to finding the will to live against impossible odds, to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and roller coasters. So tune in to find the answers to such questions of intrigue, explore dilemmas, and feast on some food for the soul on this week's episode of the Scat Cast.



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    2 hr 11 min
  • Our Dads Mog Us (ft. Jon's Dad and Alphonso's Dad)

    Continuing on from the Father's Day Special, Jon and Alphonso team up with their dads to put together the podcast of a lifetime. The two generations of men compete head-to-head in a cutthroat match of The Weird Ones, where they try to guess each other's respective slang while eating progressively weird chicken wings. Throughout it all, as the boys move through manhood, their dads spread their pieces of wisdom on masculinity and toxic masculinity, loneliness, and the human perspective. And Scott and Ardell decided it was finally time to give Alphonso some proper dating advice. You won't want to miss this insightful episode of The Scat Cast!

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    2 hr 1 min
  • The Father's Day Special

    On this very special Father's Day episode of The Scat Cast, Alphonso and Jon's dads take over! They run the show themselves, talking about the things they rarely get the opportunity to-- their concerns for our generation, their struggles and upbringing growing up, how we compare to others they see, and even which members of the Beastie Boys we remind them of the most! Get a glimpse into a brand new generation of perspective on this experimental episode!

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    44 min
  • Curiosity Killed the George (ft. Josh / Endershroomed)

    This week the boys have to make some real daring choices. Strawberries or apples? The red pill or the blue pill? Should you ever leave the stove on? What is the best drug to get addicted to?  Should we be allowed to say no? To answer such conundrums, the boys bring on their friend Josh, AKA Twitch streamer @Endershroomed. Along with these questions, Darren puts the group through a real gauntlet of brain rot and meme culture themed hangman/Wheel of Fortune hybrid game. Find out who is the most cultured, and who has the most rotted brain on this week’s episode of the Scat Cast. 

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    2 hr 16 min
  • White People Ruined Everything

    Why are white people so evil? The answer to this question is finally discovered when delving into the teachings of the widely known but rarely understood Nation of Islam. Together, the boys learn the story of Yakub and his creation of a new evil race, and delve into how it all ties in with Scientology, the hollow Earth theory, aliens, and more. Alongside crazy theories about secret societies, government coverups, and the deep web-- you won't want to miss this week's enlightening episode of The Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 58 min
  • We Go Ape for Monkey Business

    This week, the boys get into some real monkey business. Darren opens us up with his experience watching the Planet of the Apes trilogy for the first time, including the new movie Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Following a deep discussion on the themes of the modern Planet of the Apes movies, and how they relate to our own planet, the boys play a quick game of Monkey Jeopardy followed by some hard hitting monkey themed “What If?” scenarios that force the boys to resort to some real guerilla tactics. All in all, by taking a look at our closest relatives in the Animal Kingdom, we discover why it's the human spirit that makes us special. You won't want to miss this bananas episode!



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    1 hr 42 min
  • Astrology Unravels Our Fate (ft. Maria)

    On this week’s episode of the Scat Cast, Alphonso manifests a really special guest-- his sister Maria! Together they go over their time growing up together in a small town in the south. After discussing personal life experiences, she takes the time to bring us into the unknown world of Astrology. How accurate is astrology really? Come along with us as we learn our fate and put together our own idea of who we are (according to both our destinies and the beasts within). The stars were perfectly aligned for this week’s introspective episode of The Scat Cast.



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    3 hr 11 min

About The Scat Cast

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Three longtime friends Jon, Alphonso, Darren bring shenanigans and food for thought with a wide variety of characters-- all for your listening enjoyment.