The Scat Cast

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  • Schrodinger's Sandwich (ft. Chef Cameron)

    This week, the boys get some cooking lessons from their old friend Cameron, who also gives some insight into the Ins n Outs of the restaurant/service industry. After mapping out the pinnacle grilled cheese sandwich they ask the age-old question-- what is art? The red-light district in Europe serves as the perfect backdrop from which to have deep talks about illicit work and mental health disparities. We hope you like what we cooked up on the 11th savory episode of The Scat Cast!

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    2 hr 4 min
  • How You Survive Goon Island (ft. Sammam)

    The revamp! To celebrate ten episodes, the boys bring class clown Sammam to the brand new round table. After reminiscing on middle school shenanigans, things get profound as the age old question is posed– what is your dream blunt rotation? As the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef was ramping up, who was our money on? When Alphonso hijacks the podcast and crashes our setup onto Goon Island, every decision matters if we’re to survive. Find out if we have what it takes on episode 10 of The Scat Cast!

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    2 hr 43 min
  • 3 Turtles, 1000 Ways to Die

    This week, the dog dads return and start off with more insight into their personal lives in regards to our lovely family of The Scat House. From their own fur babies to the biology of the platypus to even the bizarre historical significance of the manatee– no stone in the animal kingdom is left unturned. But it’s not all woofs and moos, as Jason Mamoa makes a surprise cameo as Herobrine, Nintendo sues us for copyright infringement, and we get a little lesson on grammar and pronunciation all right here on The Scat Cast.

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    2 hr 38 min
  • Home Depot and Hennesy (ft. Nathan)

    This week, the boys bring on their longtime friend and member of the Home Depot Pro family, Nathan. They quiz him on his construction expertise,  asking questions relating to small home projects and big construction sites. How much does it cost to build a house? Is Home Depot the best place to find shelter from a nuclear wasteland? How tasty is Jon's chocolate starfish? Hard working blue collar Americans-- this episode of The Scat Cast is for you!

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    1 hr 33 min
  • What Would you Trade for World Peace?

    Well, the boys have an interesting answer for this and many more questions on this week's episode of The Scat Cast! Following these, they get into some of their own personal hot takes, some of which may be too spicy for the average listener (so spicy, you may even want to throw a brick at Jon). Are Teslas ugly cars? What happened to the state of fashion? Would you... sit in a dark room and eat dirt for an eternity...? Arguments ensue, ratios are to be had, and Ls are taken on everyone's favorite sh** show-- The Scat Cast.

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    1 hr 49 min
  • The Brainrot Cast (ft. Justin)

    As the boys welcome their friend Justin to the podcast, one thing is clear-- this generation has fallen victim to some extreme brainrot in the humor department. But that doesn't matter as long as friends stick together. They may even get a science lesson or two. Welcome back to the Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Scatpocalypse Survival Guide (ft. Luke)

    As the boys welcome their friend, Luke, to this episode, things begin to get grim. Zombies invade the conversation and they talk about the worst ways to die.  Basic training in the military leads to an AI takeover. But it's not all doom and gloom because there's a light at the end of the tunnel-- The Scat Cast.

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    1 hr 26 min
  • The Scat Funny Hour (ft. Naaz)

    Jon, Alphonso, Darren welcome you back to another episode of the Scat Cast-- this time with their friend Naaz. As a stand-up comedian, who else is better to judge how good the boys really are at being funny? But it's not all chortles and teehees as they also deep dive into conquering your fears, the consequences of Harambe's actions, and more.

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    1 hr 39 min
  • The Great Debate

    Enough with the games. Jon has decided it's time to determine once and for all who's the better debater-- Alphonso or Darren. From silly opinions to topics with a bit more gravity, the Earth will shake as they get their point across.

    But sometimes even the greatest of giants need to stop and smell the roses. Join The Pack as they talk about their favorite vacation spots and reminisce on classic games from their childhoods.

    You won't want to miss this week's episode of The Scat Cast!

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Raining Alphonso Bucks

    The Pack learns the secrets of everyday words, discusses the cinematic masterpiece that is Dune: Part Two, and creates a plan to revolutionize the economy that's so stupid it just might work...

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    1 hr 35 min

About The Scat Cast

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Three longtime friends Jon, Alphonso, Darren bring shenanigans and food for thought with a wide variety of characters-- all for your listening enjoyment.