This week on The Schmear, Aly B and Hailey are asking the hard-hitting questions: Would you rather listen to Jack Black's "Peaches" on repeat for 24 straight hours, or be forced to answer every question in the form of a riddle? The answers may surprise you... or concern you.

The cousins put their brains (and dignity) to the test with rounds of Finish the Lyric, Would You Rather, and a collection of riddles that quickly spiral out of control. Along the way, they tackle the biggest pop culture headlines of the week, including the breakup heard around the world: Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn calling it quits.

Plus, all the latest TV, movie, and music obsessions, plenty of unsolicited opinions, and enough chaos to keep the PapSchmears entertained from start to finish.

Come for the riddles, stay for the emotional support group disguised as a podcast.

Let's chive.

First, slice three ripe avocados in half, remove the pit and scoop them into a mixing bowl. Then use a fork to gently mash them to your desired level of chunky or smooth. Add the onions, tomatoes, cilantro, jalapeno pepper, garlic, lime juice and salt and stir everything together. Now bring out Irina and Micah from Love is Blind. JUST KIDDING. On this episode on The Schmear we play a fun little game of this or that, take a deep dive in each others camera rolls, talk all things pop culture and guacamole. Can't wait for you to listen! Let's Chive.