First things first: Wayne Brady is innocent. We are not starting any conspiracies about Wayne Brady. In fact, we love Wayne Brady and would gladly rub his bald head for good luck.

This week on The Schmear, Aly B and Hailey tumble headfirst down the internet's weirdest rabbit holes as they unpack some of the most famous conspiracy theories of all time. We're talking the Mandela Effect, suspiciously sketchy birds, the mysteries of Denver International Airport, and the age-old question: is Tupac actually dead?

As if that wasn't enough, the cousins also catch up on the latest pop culture chaos, including Cody Ko and Kelsey Kreppel's baby news, Tory Lanez's prison sentence, and the internet collectively losing its mind over Sydney Sweeney's latest casting rumors.

Conspiracy theories, celebrity headlines, and absolutely zero credible sources—just the way we like it.****Update from this recording - Lil Tay's death was a hoax and she is ALIVE.