The Schmear Podcast

By The Schmear Podcast

Welcome to The Schmear, a podcast hosted by Alyssa Burns & Hailey Wilson. We're cousins who grew up together & after many failed YouTube channels later, have decided to make a podcast to talk ... more

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How many episodes does The Schmear Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 61 episodes available.

The Schmear Podcast episodes:

January 26, 2024 S3E8: Think U The Sh*t, U Ain't Even a FART
On this episode of The Schmear, Hailey and Aly B tell the papschmears about their wild weekends And of course, the co-hosts discuss their fav club bangers, staying in vs going out, the latest and greatest in pop-culture drama, and of course talk about their fav new song!!!! (Think U The Sh*t, U Ain't Even a FART) and last but not least, predict the ins and outs for all things trendy in 2034 ;) Let's chive!
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44min
January 19, 2024 S3E7: Pedro Drank 23 Servings of Heavy Whipping Cream
Yep...you read that right. PEDRO DRANK 23 SERVINGS OF HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM. He thought this "keto-hack" would enhance his coffee, but all it did was enhance his stomach cramps. On this episode of The Schmear the ladies discuss the heavy whipping cream debacle of 2024, songs that remind us of eachother, we play finish the lyric, and of course debrief on all things popculture (who is Pedro Pascal rumored to be dating????) Let's chive!
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50min
January 12, 2024 S3E6: New Year, New Schmear
Guess who's back.....THE SCHMEAR BABY! This week, Alyssa and Hailey kick off 2024 just right, discussing their new years goals and resolutions, Hailey's hot new (rental) wheels #malibu, Aly B playing cupid, Miss Gypsy Rose Blanchard on The Viall Files, and so much more. Happy New Year PAPS ;)
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46min
December 15, 2023 S3E5: All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some more subscribers, too)
On this episode of The Schmear Hailey and Alyssa talk through some of the hardest debates....Christmas Vacation or A Christmas Story? Elf or The Grinch? We also take to the streets and make our listeners choose between these beloved movies for this weeks Bagel Bite. We also dive into all things pop culture like Drake and his new boo, Tate Mcrae and Nicki Minaj's new albums, and of course BIP breakups. Take a listen to this weeks episode, and as always let's chive!
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52min
December 08, 2023 S3E4: Did Hailey Get Arrested?
This week on The Schmear, we're coming in HOT.
Hailey shares the story of her alleged bar fight and answers the question everyone's asking: did she spend the night in jail? Meanwhile, Aly B casually drops the fact that Will Ferrell showed up at her front door dressed as Buddy the Elf, because apparently that's just a normal thing that happens now.
The cousins also cast their future 2040 biopics, unpack the Saltburn bathtub scene that traumatized an entire generation, react to the DWTS finale, and put their friendships (and reputations) on the line during a game of This or That.
From celebrity encounters to potential criminal records, this episode has a little bit of everything.
Let's chive! 🥯✨
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49min
December 01, 2023 S3E3: WE LOVE YOU CHILI'S!
We would each give our big toe if that meant we could eat at Chili's for every meal...What is your guilty pleasure restaurant chain? What chains do you absolutely LOATHE? On this episode of The Schmear, I'm not sure if these ladies are hungry or just really passionate about food, but they take you on a ride...Also, lots to unpack, Mark Cuban leaving Shark Tank, Spotify dropping everyones 2023 Wrapped, Lin Manuel Miranda???, and of course our fav lady - PIONEER WOMAN ;)
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46min
November 24, 2023 S3E2: The Birthday Episode (Featuring Harry Styles' Bald Head)
It's The Schmear's first birthday and the girls are celebrating the only way they know how—by getting together in person and immediately spiraling. Aly B and Hailey catch up on Dancing with the Stars, Hallmark Christmas movie season, and the shocking celebrity update nobody saw coming. One year down, forever to go. Let's chive.

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41min
November 17, 2023 S3E1: I Binged 148.5 Hours of Grey's Anatomy Straight Through
It's a beautiful day to save lives....and listen to the season premier of The Schmear ;) A LOT has happened since we chived with y'all last...Aly B got married, Hailey moved, and Montezuma got his revenge....if you know, you know. Catch up with the ladies of The Schmear as they discuss all things Thanksgiving, Inside Out 2, Kylie Jenner + Willy Wonka, and MORE!
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47min
October 13, 2023 S2E20: Friday the 13th
Anyone else SPOOKED by world history? And by that we mean, genuinely scared to answer any type of trivia revolving around history....Civil War, Great Depression, or even The Wall Street Crash on 1929 - don't come to us to help you pass history class! We are embarrassed to admit in this episode, we are NOT history buffs, but we are POP CULTURE STANS. This week on The Schmear after taking a look at world history, Alyssa and Hailey discuss the new Bad Bunny album, Love Is Blind Season 5, Taylor Swift's Eras Movie, and of course - For All The Dogs *woof woof*. Although it's Friday the 13th, don't let this episode scare you off hehehe. Let's chive!
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45min
October 06, 2023 S2E19: Tickets for Bilsonchella on Sale NOW
New music fest, say whaaaaat? This week on The Schmear the ladies draft their headliners for Bilsonchella, featuring Drake, Dua Lipa, Billie Elish, The Weeknd, and Bieber??? Sounds like an ideal lineup. Also, lots of updates for the gals - bridal showers, fat juicy rats, wheelin' and dealin on Facebook Marketplace, and more. Let's chive!
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47min

FAQs about The Schmear Podcast:

How many episodes does The Schmear Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 61 episodes available.