Syd goes to an ADHD Convention. Tyler from Lady Jaye backs out of fantasy football. You don't have to be a trade smith to love pizza and alcohol. Cereal killers get soggy. If your going to do fries, do fucking fries. Bakers are weird. Am I pervert, or does box bar sound weird? A train breaks down and says fuck it, let's open a restaurant. We fired James for eating at Taco Time. Syd's famous apples. What's the difference between Vegans and Bagels? No one complains about Bagels. Syd gives us 8 of his top 5 meals of 2023

No one says fuck the fire department.

HOLY CALMAFUCK we can finally announce this thing! So excited to be teaming up with Elysian Brewing to bring a Run The Jewels inspired dinner to the Fields in SODO on Saturday 1/20. Tickets available now!

Sysco presents the Disembowled God Fest featuring Dutch Dame, The Streamliners, Skillet (The Christian Band), Two Weeks after a C-Section, and Glazed and Sugar. Coming this Easter! Hallelujah!

Dave likes a slutty little milkshake with whipped cream everywhere. Watsons Counter has the best wifi password. Go steal from Hobby Lobby and you'll feel better about yourself. Hamidi gets what they deserve. Your first decision as a business owner should be to get a "under new management" sign. Underground magic clubs. Thanks Obama (for the library). You want me to pay to shop? Eating goat bones in front of vegans.

Don't get me started on Korn. The KKKK Comes to down There is oxygen in everything. We got the sweetness you need when Dave isn't around.

Stephano explains why he leaves his parents restaurant to start a food truck. Why Brian opened a restaurant. Seattle Restaurant Week is on the way. We need help with our lists! Also burrito babies!

A really dope convo with Chef David about why "Orchard Inspired" sounds so much better than "Farm to Table'. Syd has a Fantastic Man Day. David pays $27 to not get a massage. Carlo oversleeps and misses the podcast.

All you need to know is we talk about lobster tails cooked in brisket tallo.