Don't go to the small business festival and bitch about small business pricing. I'm trying to be like his Dr. Dre to Eminim. Or his Eminem to 50 Cent. Or 50 Cent to The Game. How to open a restaurant without finding cans of money. HOW DID TIPPING GET SO OUT OF CONTROL. Josh is a boner killer. Dave's Grandma is a Betty. Perceived value in scalped doughnuts. Guess which city in Seattle tips the worst (hint, its SLU). Taco Omakase from Bar Dojo recap. Fuck Yelp, get your info from diners drive ins and dives. His ass cheeks have limited space after that. Cronut's cousin. The Job to get if you like money and women. We'll talk about The Bear next week. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS MORGAN!

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The owners of Hamdi stop by to chat about their very impressive resumes and how a 13 year old's dreams can come true. Plus Berk catches a 5 year old mackerel. A 28 dollar sandwich. The White Voice. Bad Baseball analogies. The Kevin Smith of Restaurants and More!

Chef Tamara reveals if Burning Beast will ever make a return. We almost talk about The Bear, we address the "Incident" with James from Watson's Counter. Late night food is back in Seattle aka Eat in the ID! Blackberry bushes and resilience. Dave almost assaults an already crippled man with a shovel because he's still mad about rabbit corn dogs. Try weed. Shaving James's Bear with a double edge sword. Earth to Money, its the restaurant industry.

Don't forget, a week from this Saturday It's the "I'm going make you spend the night at my house so I know where you are Festival!

Syd sells MOTO Pizza on eBay, A POS steals a POS. Dave is famous for his 1 star reviews. We don't talk about "The Bear". Lee breaks the first rule of Jelly Fish Fight Club. Kenji explains why Syd's food looks undercooked. Syd has a Red Hot Riplet on his shoulder. Dave cooks local mountain alligator. Syd begs for free stuff. Kenji reveals he's doing a "real" podcast (whatever that means). If you don't expect pizza, it tastes great. Syd revels some concepts for TSRP Festival (Before everything is tainted with the smell of flesh). Crab pizza. Algae Testicles. Dave hosts a game show called "Cut a Raccoon in Half".

I'M A REAL PODCAST.

Some Ballard heavy hitters join us today! Syd talks about his experience catering at The Gorge before and after the shooting. Where to eat in Woodinville. Watson's Counter Returns! Hindus don't worry about the rising cost of beef. What Seattle restaurants deserve a Michelin star. Jason has amazing hair. Why Mexicuban sucks.

Somehow we got Liz to agree to come to the garage to talk about unpopular food opinions. Chef Shubert talks about Asian Applebees, Arianna reveals why BEST DAY EVER! is so important to her, and Syd talks about why pasta sucks. All this and more!

What poor people do when company comes over. A Spider lives in my microphone. Dave shares a moving recipe for Carolina BBQ. The Culinary Fellowship of the Rings. ATTIC HAM. Soft Shell Turtle Soup. More BBQ Gatekeeping. Dave keeps a year long rivalry alive.

The best thing Syd has eaten. Understanding (Knife Making) in a car crash. Honey Ass Hole. Crab Shell Batteries. Everyone needs a Natty Ice (Someone let your boy cook).

Boba tea used to be called Tapioca and also we have a Street food Throw down Pig Roast Hoe Down.

Syd almost gives Kenji Lopez Alt food poisoning. Dave spills the beans on the "super secret" area of Canlis you can't buy your way into. We reveal where Chef Rhys has landed. Syd gets a bonus 6 minutes of fame. Vinny gets Funky and Chunky. Luis reveals pozole is the way to his heart. Syd gets an offer he can't refuse or he'll get murdered. Your mother wants kale pork chilaquiles. More details on the Buckshot Honey Ho-Down. Oklahoma steals the Kracken. Buckshot is up for an academy award.