The SecretKeepers

Its christmas! "Oi! Presents!" Harry gets a new firebolt from a mysterious friend, Hermione tattles and tells McGonogal she thinks its from Black, Ron and Harry get ticked about it, Scabbers gets eaten, Ron gets more ticked, Harry gets his broom back and uses it like a cheat code against Ravenclaw, AND Sirius Black strikes again.

Extras: we find out what Jared's patronus is!

In this episode, we see some of the aftermath from Black's break in. Harry gets an early Christmas gift, the Marauders map, and he promptly uses it for mischief. Harry overhears a bit more than a 13 year old should be able to handle concerning his relationship with Sirius Black...

Extras - Jared's update on the Weasley rankings

In these chapters, Harry has his first divination class and learns he is definetly going to die, the third years fight a boggart (except for Harry), and Sirius Black attacks!

Extras - Jareds boggart would turn into...?

We dive right into the 3rd book of the Harry Potter saga, "The Prisoner of Azkaban". Jared meets a few new people, some animals, and the creepy dementors... Jared has some early hot takes about the mysteries that we are just scratching the surface on - the criminal Sirius Black... and what is up with this rat and that cat, named... Scootch?

After a short break, we are back, and finishing up the second book!

Jared finds out who the heir is, and gives his first impressions on the third book.

We also do a live reading of chapter 17 (Harry in the chamber) and get some live reactions from Jared.

Hermione gets petrified, conveniently just after she figures everything out, now Harry and Ron are on their own. Dumbledore and Hagrid get taken away, with a passing super subtle hint from Hagrid to "follow the spiders" to meet the monstrocity that was Hagrid's pet, and Ron and Harry figure out what is going on and enter the Chamber...

Bonus - Jared speaks parseltongue too!

In this Episode, we get Jared's take on if Harry is the heir of Slytherin, Jared gives his opinion on Ron's insights, and Jared learns that the bird on the cover of the book is in fact not a flamingo.

Jared meets Moaning Myrtle, and gives some predicitions on who the heir is, and what his theory behind what the Chamber of Secrets is and who / what is in it.

Guest starring our HP-fanatic and first patron, Stefan!

First COVID recording - It's been a few months... The entire planet has gone insane, so escape with us again into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

Harry has his first class with Lockhart, his first Quidditch practice of the season, in which Malfoy uses the M-word, Ron has a nice dinner of un-salted slugs, and they all get detention. Harry hears the murderous voice for the first time...

Extras: Jared doesn't remember anything. Literally NOTHING. 

Well, it's been a while... Please forgive our absence! This episode was recorded before COVID-19. Join us as we dive into the second book of Jared's adventure through the Harry Potter series!