The Slack Doctors

Dr. Bob loves Fallout New Vegas but hates Bethesda. Dean-o is either on air or fixing up the place. Dr. Chip is dog sitting again and Cousin Mike made it out of the hospital. Dr. Bob shares a short video of a search gone wrong at a car wash and starts a twenty minute feud.( Dr. Chip and Dean-o butt heads) We all recoil in horror at the world's most disgusting crab roll. An Indian buffet on board that's not for everyone. Dr. Chip stunk up a flight by not having weed in his system, does anyone else have this condition? We watch a trailer for Super Troopers 3. Wallace Shawn almost says the word! WTF did we just watch? Rocky Top done Army style. Slipknot meets Hellraiser. Do gold strings help, or is he just really good? Check out China's next Olympic athletes. A truly ruthless post-surgery prank.

Dr. Chip shares a health update for Cousin Mike. Uncle Skip's funeral had quite the turnout, endless stories. Dr. Bob has a love/hate relationship with Bethesda. Dean-o is looking to sell the house. Zillow in South Florida keeps filling up, but prices are holding steady still. Dr. Bob shares a post from his favorite restaurant in Ohio (the customer is NOT always right at this place). Some people apparently really dislike the name change of PBIA. Molecular gastronomy versus the taco boot. We watch the chillest cop ever (Super Trooper?).Spiderman of the people. Checking the mail or advertising the goods? When the DJ had had enough. Dr. Chip tells an old radio tale. Who needs brothers growing up when you work with clowns? The Docs swap some more old biz stories. Kickball looks a lot different than we were kids. We watch a typical Sebring fan. Okay, these drones are getting ridiculous now. Skids for Jesus. Rest in peace to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, two small town superstars.

The gang talks about the weekend. Catch Deano on air if you're in the NC area. Dr, Bob made it home with a busted lower back. Dr. Chip's drunken weekend ends with surprise breakfast in bed. Dr. Bob tells his worst hangover story. A bullshit A.I. robot surgery leads into a good question (why aren't all surgeries recorded?). We watch a clip of an Unc who has had enough of passwords, we all agree. Dr. Chip can't get on X and Dr. Bob just doesn't wanna. Tai's drone theory is looking stronger than ever. Can you be arrested for not sharing your ring footage with the cops? Will Michael Caruso be Florida's test subject for the new guidelines regarding pedos? Penn State back in the news, at least it's just cocaine this time! We think Marvin might be lying.... Where's Glenn (and Dr. Bob)? We watch something even dumber than slap competitions (guaranteed concussions). Man, Zelensky sure can jiggle.

Dr. Bob is on his way back south and welcomes Scott Allen back again. Dr. Chip avoids being struck by lightning but Scott's old coworker and some Ohio inmates were not as lucky. Dr. Bob had car gremlins for his entire trip and it led to some light harassment in the service bay (Scott had the needed tool all along). Dr. Chip really hates Oprah's new ad. Alex Jones wants to fight Tim Pool, everyone wants to watch. Dr. Chip is never escaping from X jail. The gang discusses the current state of the Tyler Robinson trial (was Tai right?). We watch some clips about religion and Scott reveals the holy texts. St. Agatha's chocolate skull and some Spice Guilders posing as priests. Dr. Chip thinks Heavy Metal Country is gonna be the next big thing. Mongolia's Got Talent. Sesame Street gets the crunchy metal treatment. Is that Neil Peart's kid? New Orleans funerals are top notch and what Dr. Chip wants for himself. Some prime woo woo on display. The ultimate A.I. destroying song, this man is doing God's work. Some magnetic tape performance art. We get a rare photo of young Dr. Bob at the zoo.

Dr. Bob breaks his own rule and starts out with weather updates, big flooding in Perry County Ohio. The gang discusses the glaring hypocrisy of Ohio's laws around cannabis and THC in general. Another fine example of state laws and federal laws opposing each other and how ridiculous the system looks as a whole (we really are fifty different countries). Who won the Owens v Wilson debate? (they both argued different issues and sort of both won?)? Dr. Chip shares his never-ending contentions with X and gets another ninety days as a spectator only. Dr. Chip explains the ongoing X feud between Massey and Shirley. Dr. Bob shares some memes and screen shots (clown blood behavior). We get some TikTok videos courtesy of Dr. Bob's niece. More electric unicycle madness. Nitrous oxide is apparently back in a big way (how is this legal and THC seltzer is not?). Name that genre is back and it's grosser than ever. Auctioneer rap goes hard. "Old" school British rap goes even harder. Cop threatens to do background checks for leaving comments at a council meeting.

The Docs are joined by Scott Allen a returning guest and our art designer, as well as an old friend of Dr. Bob. Dr. Bob admonishes the gang on weather chat. Dr. Bob is on the first leg of his trip north and explains why you don't stop in West Virginia. Dr. Chip has a new bike, kinda. Scott explains why the movie theater sucks now. We all love Flock!! A quick Tyler Robinson trial update, and talk of the upcoming Owens vs Wilson debate. Anyone remember the name of Tonto's horse? Who did it better?( they were both "touched"). The gang defends Michael Jackson, weird but not guilty. The gang talks bands and first concerts, Scott might be the biggest Prince fan out there. Check out Dean-o at 96.1 WBBB in Raleigh NC (locals only). Is this guy blinking in Morse code? Dr. Chip shows us his new bass and Flea has a jazz album that Scott recommends. They went and changed the alphabet song, hate to admit that it's better this way. A public service announcement for the stupid. Jump scare by Scary Manilow.

The Docs talk shop solo today, while Dean-o is on the road. Dr. Bob discusses his upcoming road trip and Dr. Chip got a new bike. What would our economy even look like without any wars? Johnny Trindlin is angling for Dean-o's job. Dr. Bob shamelessly shills for Cornbread. How much for your dignity when cheap gas is on the line? Die hard Trumpers are like old band followers. The Docs check out some clips from Haulover Inlet, idiocy abounds. Looks like the dog got sick of their podcast. We talk about Ashtray Socrates and Candace Owens debate. Watch some cops trying to entrap Uber drivers with cash. Karen receives an offer for some language lessons, never sees the irony.

A rare rant from producer Dean-o, a series of unfortunate events. Do you tip for coffee at a drive-thru? We lost Uncle Skip, but give Dr. Chip his TV back(Dr. Chip goes off on new TV's). The Slackline is open for texts and memes guys.Dr. Chip tells some ghost stories. Guess Dr. Chip is on ALL the watch lists (how do you grt pre-banned by Reddit?). Aaand Dr. Chip is in trouble with X again.Dr. Bob is shamelessly looking for sponsors. Texas cannabis laws regressed by fifty years. Name that genre, Mobster Rap and Chap Hop. Check out post apocalyptic Martha Stewart. The FBI padding their numbers again. Witness the dance of the mad bastard. Can your password be a felony? Does the passenger have to show ID? How is this thing any better than a ladder? 

Dr. Bob almost froze to death at home after surviving a colossal dumbass's driving on his trip home. We compare a spider in the car, a bee in your helmet, and hot coals to the nuts. Some more old man rain chat from the whole gang. Nature is kind of gross and a little bit rude. The Docs witnessed a bartender performing an exorcism and a vet swap horror stories with an ex-convict.(Welcome back to south Florida.) We revisit some technical gremlins that seem to follow us around. Dr. Chip shows how to make your HOA work for you, not against you. See a blast from the past when producer Dean-o was announcing on Let's Make A Deal. Dean-o talks game shows and meeting Dick Clark. Some sarcasm gone awry on X. Guess you can't pee with a flip phone. These clickbait IQ tests are getting out of hand. Some more weed gear gets reviewed by the Docs. Creepy doll song with lyrics written by the comments is pure comedy gold. Skeletor Pesci (why does this work so well?). Dr. Chip reveals his least favorite Tom Petty song. Should we commission a rap track? Is this the guitar of the future?(give one to Buckethead please)

Another rare in studio appearance by Dr. Bob. (why do we discuss rain so often?) The Docs share their experience of attending the Dave Smith show (07/30/2026) , highlights include Nurse Becca, an unwelcome guest, hard chairs, bad parking, and "V.I.P" power couples. Dr. Bob had a spicy Russian haircut. Dr. Chip's license renewal was too easy. Dr. Chip tells an old Covid story, Fauci pleads the fifth. We watch the most horrifying "is it cake?" video ever made. Weed gear for console gaming? A video depicting an "if Charlie Sheen chose weed" scenario. Some great interplay between a pastor and the band, real crowd control.