The Slack Doctors

The Docs discuss shaving and haircuts, Dr. Bob does another medical rant. The talk about the Iran War and Memorandum of (mis) Understanding, and potential scapegoats. Dr. Chip shares some landlord horror stories. This UFC "plot" is total bullshit, and nobody seems to be buying it except maybe Tim Pool. Dr. Chip takes another jab at PBD. Bongino just wants to be noticed again. George Santos gets into a catfight at the post office. A brave Cowboys fan confronts the county commissioners. What's life like without a smart phone? (ask Dr. Chip). Baby Billy is selfless, just like us. Christian apologist playing with words. Docs watch a Bill Maher clip and discuss cop shootings. Dr. Chip debuts his newest bass.

What is restless leg syndrome? Dean-o makes it back to South Florida. Dr. Chip might be dodging mangoes. Tropical storm Arthur update, hurricane or typhoon? Dr. Bob shares his comment war with a fan. Can you be too smart for the military? Absolute certainty leads to absolute cruelty. Critical thinking espoused in Scripture? Our economic model explained quite well. DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING (nudge nudge wink wink). The F.B.I.'s newest entrapment victims. Dr. Chip drops a quickie. So, the war with Iran is over? What's the current state of sonic warfare? (Havana Syndrome) A perfect response to bill collectors. Dr. Bob asks, " Why aren't we all taking oxytocin?". Heroin, brought to you by Bayer (1898). What's the deal with 440hz? (Dr. Chip explains).

Producer Dean-O is live in NC at JD's Tavern. Dr. Bob recommends Mt. Airy NC for fans of Mayberry. Are you calling my dog a liar? Some minor technical difficulties... Dr. Chip destroys his furniture. NC BBQ  is underrated. Are road trips getting worse as we age? Dr. Chip shares the best speeding excuse ever? We went to high school with rich kids. A clip of a good cop and a petty bastard. Living in a van, down "on" the river. A crazy stare down at 4H. Dr. Bob asks, " Why can't I have my prescribed THC in the hospital now?". TPUSA  admits to using A.I. footage. Alcoholic math is convoluted, but not wrong. A Slip'n'Slide from Hell (Dr. Bob's nightmare fuel). Why did you pardon him?(I don't know who he is). Swimming hole shenanigans (it's tough to watch). The scariest prison gang we've ever seen.

It's the end of the world as we know it (Edgar Cayce thought so). So, Iran does have a nuke? Watch Lindsey Graham flop like a fish on a boat. Trump (again) says the quiet part out loud. Commenting on someone's commentary (we probably have).The "good old days" don't seem that long ago, pre-2020. Another shining example of a public educator (who is Lejeune?). Ow, my balls- The Docs swap offroad adventure stories. A man and his meds sings crooner style. New contender for world's worst haircut, respect the drip. Milk crate Olympics are fire. America's next country music star. Alex Jones sounds like a tribal toddler. New meaning to "rolling out the red carpet". What's that button do?

The Docs are locked out of X and have to improvise (mostly). Google knows us now! Yet another rant from Dr. Bob (this one ends at Walmart and verbal abuse). Dr. Chip tells his dentist to kick sand.The dental industry is kind of a scam. Dr. Chip runs out of gas and Producer Dean runs out of juice.Vance is itching to go after the cartels, but apparently not China. Shoutout to Dr. Kramers's new book Achieving Digestive Well Being available soon. Dr. Chip gives us a tour of the compound. The whole gang compares bikes. We watch a clip of one of Dr. Bob's favorite shows from Mitchell and Webb. Dr. Chip rips on Adam Carolla and suggests a new lineup for The View. What is the most ridiculous excuse you've ever used to avoid work? Anybody else remember Bar Olympics? Breaking News on air, 6.9 earthquake off the coast of Cuba.

Is PBD going to give the money back? Dr. Chip reveals the best network marketing "scam" ever. (Try Schedule 1). Dr. Bob recommends MOUSE P.I. for Hire. Is racism fueled by the war on drugs? We hear back from Victor! The Docs again reveal their inspiration with an old Love Doctor's bit. Whatever happened to Dano? Dr. Chip thinks the entire GOP is totally gay now. Dr. Bob explains the end game of misogyny... The Docs swap stories of being recognized from childhood. Do school patrols still go to Washington D.C.? The Docs discuss American Empire and its beginnings. The Docs get out stonered and swap weed stories. Breaking News- Rosie O'Donnell got a facelift. We watch the backhand heard round the world. " Where does the fire poop"? Dr. Chip is back in X jail (to noone's surprise). 

Are the Docs putting in effort (not very slack of them). A quick YouTube update, good news for a change. Dr. Bob's mail mishap, what would you have done?  Another fine example of " Clown Blood" from Dr. Bob. Is J.D.Vance preparing to jump ship? Why did Peter Thiel flee to Argentina? The Docs react to the D.O.J. gaslighting the public in fine fashion. Docs talk about the upcoming massive A.I. datacenter coming to Palm Beach County (is DeSantis backpedaling?). Who wouldn't pay a little more for child free spaces? What's the weirdest food you've ever tried? Do ya think the officer maybe overreacted just a tad? Docs give an update on the one-armed driver who went viral, she won her case. BEAR SCARE!! Only Van Halen can save us now. The Isle of Man TT race is the ballsiest sport on Earth.

The Docs bitch about YouTube Ads(who watches these things?). Dr. Bob is a little woozy this show. Both Docs discuss drug production and various processes and Dr. Chip explains " seed to table". Dr. Chip rips on Bill Maher for fun and Dr. Bob reveals why he's owed one million dollars. We view a clip that gives a new meaning to the expression " Hand to God". Mike Mike finally speaks and does not disappoint. The Docs consider and discuss DMT and other hallucinogens (future show idea?). We watch a clip of either the worst or best haircut ever? A clip of a nutshot that would make Johnny Knoxville proud is video gold. What bike should Dr. Bob's sister get as her first? WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER? Whales apparently speak in a fashion similar to Chinese? Watch RFK Jr juggles snakes (Pentecostals take note).

Dr. Chip unveils his Kill Tony material. The Docs apparently can't do math. Have political parties outlived their utility? Think they will spend as much on the Kentucky election as they did for the Primary? Watch as kids "mosh pit" for the Lord. My graduation was different. Do the numbers in the Kentucky Primary add up? Whatever this job is, we don't njeed it. The Docs watch a clowder of cats frolicking in a field. Dr. Chip explains how music was made in the 80's and 90's. Elon is GEEKED out! Yes, Dr. Bob is indeed a nerd. Dr. Chip in trouble with X again.A quick update on CHUD and check out Dr. Chip's new bass.

The Docs are in trouble with YouTube again (Rules for thee not for me). Dr. Bob rants for almost ten minutes about corporate policy and hypocrisy. The Docs surf Zillow and after applying some filters reveal a bright blue pattern (as far as the eye can see). Are governments really seeking an A.I. Oracle of Delphi? Elon wants to put datacenters in space, hopefully in person. Florida is trying out a "charging lane", Dr. Bob sees some issues. Dr. Chip puts Dr. Bob in the hot seat (Happy Birthday to Isael?). The Docs review a clip of Jaden Smith's competition. The Docs discuss some ideas for the show- Test Scam?- Joke Swap? Dr. Chip opted out of the smart phone revolution. Anybody else miss their 90's tech? Is it travelling?- Noooooo. Our international policy has come down to McDonald's vs Chinese Takeout (Trump's apparent metric). Kevin O'Leary spills the beans on true motive. Yet another graduating class boos A.I.(these speakers really should start reading the room).