If you could solve any mystery or have the answer to any question, what would it be?

After Slacker's completely original idea to controversially rank pies yesterday, T. Hack has decided to rank the best types of cake. What did he get wrong?

Has your dad been wrong all this time!? Airport Theory is the idea that you don't actually need to get to the airport early to make your flight. Do you think it's real?

There are lots of happy stories in the news this week! Can we stay positive throughout the whole segment?

These are the headlines you NEED to know about!

These are all the stupid people we could find for today!

Full show - Thursday | GMD - No, you can't marry my daughter | News or Nope - Taylor Swift scammers and love-making | A. Hack's PJs are driving T. Hack nuts | When you knew you weren't a kid anymore | TikTalk - Eating packing peanuts and Free Will | Slacker's controversial pie rankings | Stupid stories

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Slacker has a new, fresh, and completely unique idea to rank his favorite types of pie. What's your favorite?

Slacker needs a giant sub and a birthday party! When did you know you weren't a kid anymore?

John and Lisa think their daughter's boyfriend is going to ask John if he can marry their daughter. John wants to tell him no, based on their rocky relationship in the past. Lisa thinks they should try to move forward so their daughter doesn't cut them out of her life. Whose side are you on?