The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts that every alien species in the universe has human anatomy.

Swan comes in stong with some crime. Piece of sh!+? Possibly. This is a developing story. What happened to Rebecca Patnude? Was it foul play? Did she pass from natural causes? Why was her boyfriend living with her corpse? I guess only Christopher Schoonmaker knows.

Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?

Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.

The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.

A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.

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The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts that every alien species in the universe has human anatomy.

Swan comes in stong with some crime. Piece of sh!+? Possibly. This is a developing story. What happened to Rebecca Patnude? Was it foul play? Did she pass from natural causes? Why was her boyfriend living with her corpse? I guess only Christopher Schoonmaker knows.

Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?

Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.

The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.

A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.

Thank you all for joining us.

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This week on the Monstrous Minutes, JD presents a glimpse into research being conducted on the use of LSD on volunteers in the name of science. What happens to the brain when you use LSD? Thanks to the latest and greatest scientific advances, researches can take a look at the brain to determine what areas may be stimulated and what barriers may be broken. What are the implications for use of LSD in medicine? Remember, you won't learn anything from us, but we do like to think that we get the old gears rolling.

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It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.

Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Steve's legs. What exactly is wrong with helping the one you love leave the planet on their terms?

A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.

This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.

Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.

Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.

All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.

Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.

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It's that time, time to get Slappin. Have you ever wondered thought to yourself, "Beaveman's dreams can't possibly get more disturbed?" If you thought that, you were wrong. Someone should send this guy to see a psychologist.

Swan brings us the crime report, this week's featured piece of sh!+. This time it's a little bit different. For F sake, the justice system is more inefficient than Drippy Steve's legs. What exactly is wrong with helping the one you love leave the planet on their terms?

A quick update on Beaveman's health leads to an absolutely ridiculous argument about colon transplants. Do you see that artery on the side of Beaveman's temple. It looks like it is going to burst.

This is of course inserted during Drippy Steve's very boring UAP ufology update. Man, this guy is almost as much as an energy suck as the Swan when she's destroying our fun.

Nolan makes it interesting by telling us about the search for magic and the occult by the Axis during WWII. If you don't know about that, it is fascinating. The movies were based on reality.

Beaveman brings historical medical information in preparation for next season when he will tackle the great mortality.

All throughout, the Beaveman loses it. This Army veteran would force choke his entire crew if he could. They may like making him snap. Very possible.

Finally, saving the day remotely, is a recording of Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling and his famous joke line. Swan tries and fales. Thanks for hanging with us.

We love you all! Let's keep those downloades, ratings and reviews coming.

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The Dark Lord of Brown-town, JD Hutchins, brings you this weeks strange account of a secret that lies beneath a graveyard in the town of Ithaca NY, USA.

This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck.

Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be commonly asked. Oh well, I guess he tried. What really happened to Melissa Casias?

JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.

The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?

Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.

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This week, the squad unites to bring you premium idiocy. The Swan comes in hard with a story about a young TV reporter and her tragic end in the year 1974. What drove this young person to such ends. A fascinating tale. Rest in peace Christine Chubbuck.

Then Drippy Steve brings us an interesting tale about one of the missing scientists. Too bad he doesn't have answers to questions that would be commonly asked. Oh well, I guess he tried. What really happened to Melissa Casias?

JD does not disappoint. Have you ever heard of a Fortean event? This one is very intriguing. The story of the green children of Woolpit? Get ready, it's a good one.

The Beaveman brings the fury, or the gag. Don't eat your hair! That's all we are going to say for now. Listen. How does Drippy Steve handle this medical odditie?

Swan wraps it up with some cute jokes. Not too shabby.

Thank you to our listeners around the world. Do us a favor, write a review so we can get pushed up in the algorithms. Thank you, thank you!

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This week, the Trailer Park Monster, Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins of the Slaptail Squad brings you Monstrous Minutes episode -3. Ever spent hours wondering why spiders curl up into a little ball when they die? Nope, us either. Apparently it is pretty interesting and has possible scientific applications. Sounds oddly interesting, or just odd. But that's the Slaptail Squad and this is Monstrous Minutes.

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The Squad unites for typical idiocy. This week's piece of sh!+ is a mixed bag. The first guy is 100% a piece of sh!+. Listen, I don't mean to victim shame, but what was that dog wearing? Seriously, Steven Tyler Swain is one sick...puppy?

The second story, well, I think that girl might have game. Good for you Vanessa O' Rourke

Steven bores the crap out of everyone with something interesting. It takes a really boring person to take a cool subject like Ufology and make it boring. Drippy Steve pulled it off.

The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy hits us with some fast info. Conspiracy, conspiracy theory, or neither.

The Dark Lord of Browntown himself is finally back. This guy goes on vacation more than Drippy Steve goes downtown on cumdumpsters. That's saying something.

Listen as JD spins a masterful tale about the 27 curse and the legendary Houston, TX hip hop collective founded by DJ Screw, SUC.

Then Beaveman introduces the squad to quite possibly, the world's most terrifying creature.

Its all here, wrapped up in a 2 hour, long ass video. Swan takes us home with typical jokes. I have to say, despite the fact that she is a poison ivy riddled, walking corpse, she did pretty well. Maybe she realized that in order to do good comedy, you have to be a tortured soul. Enjoy.

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