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The Squad wraps up their Norwegian Black Metal series. Finally. If only JD was here. Oh wait, if he was there would be 4 more parts. 

It is no secret that the Beaveman thinks the folks of the second wave are total douchebags, so who better to wrap up the series? 

Before they get to that, Nolan provides a snapshot in the day in the life of an inhabitant of Cheapside in London before the Black Death descends upon its streets. 
The Swan updates us on the parents of dear departed Casper. Hope they burn in hell. Frothy Steve just sits there like his potato-like self. 

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This week, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town provides a glimpse into the possible future of the science of genetics...and stuff.

Look, we are officially a group of childish idiots trying to have fun, but this is pretty interesting. 

Josie Zayner is a biohacker, artist, and scientist best known for her self-experimentation and work making hands-on genetic engineering accessible to a lay audience, including CRISPR (and yes we took this directly from Wikipedia). Nothing can ever go wrong with giving that kind of tech to the general public. I mean, it's not like Beaveman has had to explain to more than one adult where their heart was located. 

Anyway. A brilliant mind with good intentions perhaps is going to try and bring us Unicorns and Dragons. Sounds dope. 

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The Squad continues their journey to The Black Death at the battle of Caffa and inevitably nerd out.

First of course, there is a lot of pooping in the woods talk. 

Swan swoops in and brings us true crime news with this weeks, "Featured Piece of Shit." Just another idiot doing idiot things. Florida man, of course. This complete tool made his own pee pee/dildo contraption to do a urine drug screen. What a moron. 

Prepare not only to learn about the possible catalyst to The Black Death, but also get ready for some really bad comedy attempts. 

Get ready for a surprise, Swan's delivers some solid, "Dumb Jokes with Swan."

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This week the Monster seeks to inform the listeners about what amazing research scientists are conducting with Fruit Fly brains. Sure it costs millions of dollars, sure it may have no real world application, sure it is really just the first step toward the quest for immortality by uploading human consciousness to a computer, but also, can it play video games? 

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This week the squad assembles in full, for almost the entire podcast until Swan loses it and storms off instead of killing the Beaveman and force choking Frothy and Nolan. 

The Swan reports on some truly disgusting true crime. We want funny swan, not disturbing, sad, or too gross to handle. 

The Beaveman updates listeners on the current information available to the public regarding the death of a lab worker in Russia. What was the causative pathogen that caused the pneumonia? Will we ever know? 

Then JD brings the monotone. I mean, he really is the monotone with the microphone. 

More about Norwegian Black metals second wave and an introduction to some folks that might actually be decent humans. 

You guessed it, there is going to be a part four. 

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On this episode of Monstrous Minutes, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins, pays tribute to the legendary Conrad "Cronos" Lant. Gone too soon, a Metal God who clearly did whatever the flerg he wanted to. What more can anyone ask of life?

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The squad assembles with the addition of our guest the Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll from the Church of Last Resort.

This week, the squad speculates on suspected serial killer activity in Lansing, Michigan. Listen as these armchair profilers discuss the current information available to the public.

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Beaveman and Nolan did comedy together this week and chat a bit about their experienct.

The Beaveman takes over the role of the Dark Lord of Brown-town, cuz, you know, JD be parenting and stuff.

Content warning, the Beaveman thinks the subjects of the topic of discussion are waify, little, tool bags that should have been better friends to eachother and probably could have benefited from getting a job and eating a steak now and then.

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Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll https://www.youtube.com/@gdfendersoncfh

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Exciting as it would be to see a creature from the deep alive, you would have to wonder why is this phenomenon occurring? Chances are, it probably isn't a good thing. The Dark Lord of Brown-town couldn't say it any more accurately, humans are the real monsters in this world.

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This week the squad unites for its personal brand of podcast idiocy. Can you tell we really love doing this?

We dedicate this episode to the late, great, Mary Morello. We had no idea we would be recording on what would have been her 103rd birthday. We just loved hearing her on the radio with Tom Morello. What an icon.

The Dark Lord of Brown-Town planned a segment on Black Metal and was ready to rock, this unfortunately coincided with the too soo death of Conrad "Cronos" Lant of Venom. The Monster is shaken.

We appreciate the contribution these folks made to the arts and we honor their memory, by being stupid.

Nolan brings us the history of the guitar, a very brief history. Swan hits us with some true crime and completely loses her sh!+ when reporting on this weeks two featured pieces of sh!+.

Beaveman continues the road to the Black Death, and of course the grand commisioner of all things unholy, JD Hutchins, introduces the squad to Black Metal.

Thank you for joining us every week. Check out our dumb video Slaptales on YouTube, Steven's horrible attempt at TikTok videos on our Slaptail page, and please welcome our newest show to the network: Church of Last Resort with the Dr. Reverand Jelly Roll, 9 am EST on YouTube.

We also welcome GD Fenderson to the network in typical squad fashio by having him do a video for us.

Check out our friend Cheddar the BullChow on TikTok. Lil doggy.

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This week on Monstrous Minutes, JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town presents a brief description of the coldest place on earth, the East Artic Plateau. How cold is it? Can you say instant death to any human who steps outsude into it. That's cold.

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