This week the Slaptail Squad keeps it weird and disturbing as usual. Content warning. Swan talks about body parts discovered in a lake & in the freezer. Drippy Steve can't multitask as usual while attempting to talk to us about Aliens while our intellectual elitist fact checks him. Beaveman talks to us about why we should eradicate mosquitoes.

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This week, the Trailer Park Monster, JD Hutchins, brings us monstrous minutes. Every whale dies, not every whale truly lives. That may not be accurate. They don't disappear, they sink and provide a buffet and are an important part of the ecosystem. Join JD in the abyss for your monstrous minutes.

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This week the squad takes a break from the norm and talks music. More specifically, the Swan and Beaveman pull tapes, yes casette tapes, and CD's randomly out of their collections to see what JD can tell them about the music. Nolan offers up a musical favorite but receives bland stares from Swan and Beaveman. No offense to Nolan of course.

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Scientists are back at it again. Poking, prodding and otherwise beating a dead horse or, I guess in this case, a dead iceman. Scientists are once again, disturbing Otzi, not only to satiate their appetites for knowledge but this time, just their regular appetites.

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Content warning. Disturbing news involving small children.

Breaking news! A couple days late.

That's right, our crime news anchor The Swan is hot on the trail of some disturbing news coming out of New South Wales and Baton Rouge Louisiana.

In New South Wales a mom decided to see if her child was cream filled. Was it? No names were released to the public at this time.

In Baton Rouge Louisiana, apparently even the toddlers party hard. Someone should enroll that kid in alcoholics anonymous.

Wow, there really are more pieces of shi!+ than not these days.

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This week, is, I mean...we going to hell. It's the typical Slaptail Squad podcast. Irreverent, crude, childish, disturbing, and yes, I could go on.

We start with our typical useless banter. We find out that JD is a bit into the pee-pee. We are not going to talk about the port a potty baby, let's just say, Air Assault!

The Beaveman starts it off with not so grand rounds. This week, The White Death aka Tuberculosis. Still a major concern. Cover your cough! See a friggin doctor, nurse practitioner, physician assistant, witch doctor, something!

By the way, is Nolan was a vampire, he would be the first one to develop diabetes. He's the vampire Lesfat.

JD, the Dark Lord of Brown-Town takes us on a dark journey of Route 66. Can't wait to get Limp.

Swan brings us the disturbing. Several pieces of sh!+ this week. She starts with a tale that is not to be believed.

Two idiots leave 3 children under the care of another idiot. What happens, well, I am sure the story will change.

Here's to you piece of sh!+, may you get what you deserve Sidney Whitt, Jacqulyn Morales, and Shelby Munoz.

Let's not forget that dog banging weirdo. Dude pled not guilty! What? That's right get an update on StevenTyler Swain.

Then finally the worst of the worst. Yes we make fun, but that's what gallows folks do. God bless this little man up high. May his sister get the care she deserves. RIP Casper. May Damien O' Brien and Jessica O' Brien meet some concerned parents in jail who will teach them a harsh lesson.

Finally Nolan talks nonsense. We are still reeling at this point.

Swan brings it home with some truly terrible jokes.

So, uh, yeah. That's comedy!

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The Dark Lord of Brown-Town, JD Hutchins brings us this weeks monstrous minutes with a historical recollection of the discovery of jars of honey in the tomb of the Pharoah Tutankhaman. Bees have been and continue to be essential for life on this planet. They don't just make a tasty treat. Enjoy!

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The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts that every alien species in the universe has human anatomy.

Swan comes in stong with some crime. Piece of sh!+? Possibly. This is a developing story. What happened to Rebecca Patnude? Was it foul play? Did she pass from natural causes? Why was her boyfriend living with her corpse? I guess only Christopher Schoonmaker knows.

Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?

Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.

The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.

A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.

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The Beaveman, Swan, and Drippy Steve assemble. A huge piece is missing, could it be...JD! You guessed it, no JD. So now Beaveman is stuck with these two. Just a little bit of pointless banter to start off. Beaveman observes that most graphic representations of Alien species seem to have no imagination whatsoever. They just use human anatomy and change the head, hands, or color. He seriously doubts that every alien species in the universe has human anatomy.

Swan comes in stong with some crime. Piece of sh!+? Possibly. This is a developing story. What happened to Rebecca Patnude? Was it foul play? Did she pass from natural causes? Why was her boyfriend living with her corpse? I guess only Christopher Schoonmaker knows.

Just when you thought Star Trek was cool, you guessed it, Drippy Steve makes it boring. What else can be said?

Transition to some other side conversation as Drippy Steve has bored us all. The Beaveman talks about the idea of terrible ghost hauntings and one of his fetishes.

The Beaveman comes in strong with, "Not So Grand Rounds." A little education about microorganisms. This week, the virus.

A week is not complete without the Swan bringing the squad some dumb jokes. They are dumb.

Thank you all for joining us.

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Power! Money! Sex!

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This week on the Monstrous Minutes, JD presents a glimpse into research being conducted on the use of LSD on volunteers in the name of science. What happens to the brain when you use LSD? Thanks to the latest and greatest scientific advances, researches can take a look at the brain to determine what areas may be stimulated and what barriers may be broken. What are the implications for use of LSD in medicine? Remember, you won't learn anything from us, but we do like to think that we get the old gears rolling.

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